Sentinel 03/11/07

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Vinegar- Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the second ever edition of Global Impact Wrestling Sentinel! Thankyou for inviting us into your homes on this fine evening. We've got one hell of a card lined up tonight for you guys!

Hanson- No doubt, Nick. The debut of Ribz! GIW and ECW in an inter-brand feud! It's going to be huge!

Vinegar- Garland is already in the ring, and he looks ready to fight.

Hanson- His lack of a song while walking down the ring must mean he is ready to fight.

The crowd is firmly against Garland and start a you suck chant.

Vinegar- Shame that he wasted his time here getting the fans to hate him.

Hanson- They would have held him back anyways.

“Old School Hollywood” by System of a Down starts to play. Ribz runs down to the ring, and stares eye to eye with Garland. The referee separates them.

Hanson- Garland is going to tear this young kid apart, and it will be fun to watch.

Vinegar- I think they will have a equal match-up and will take each other to the limits.

Hanson- The bell has rung, and they lock up.

Vinegar- Garland goes for the headlock, but Ribz counters with a push into the ropes and a HUGE CLOTHESLINE!!

Hanson- Get up Garland and do something.

Ribz continues to stomp down on Garland then gives him a knee to the head. Garland jumps up in pain but hit’s a stuff kick to the gut before Ribz can block. He follows up with a knee to the head which sends Ribz out of the ring.

Hanson- YES! Garland is a master of trickery and this will get him the world title one day. Look at Ribz hold his head.

Vinegar- Wait a minute. What is Ribz grabbing the chair for?

Garland goes to grab Ribz from the outside, but is hit with the steel chair.

The bell rings and Garland wins by DQ.

Hanson- I think Ribz may be my new favorite simply because he is going to beat the hell out of Garland.

Vinegar- What makes you say that?

Hanson- Just look. He is continuing to beat the hell out of Garland who is now bloody in the middle of the ring.

Ribz hits Garland with the chair a couple of times and the crowd is booing very loudly. Garland comes to his feet and Ribz hits him with the chair to take him down one final time.

Vinegar- Horrible Behavior on Ribz part.

Hanson- I think this is the beginning of a very crazy brawl.

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Vinegar- After seeing Garland get the hell beat out of him, we now get to see a tag match between Fletch and Mike the spike against Savage and Ace.

“My Way” by Limp Bizkit starts to play as Fletch along with Mike makes his way down to the ring. Ashley is seen following the two of them.

Hanson- Ashley is quite the hot piece of work. She might end up playing a large role in this upcoming match.

Vinegar- I hope this is a long fierce competition with no interference.

Fletch and Mike slide into the ring and work over the crowd to a modest reaction. The stare fiercely down at the ramp as they await Savage.

“America” by Rammstien starts to play and the crowd gives a chorus of boos. Savage and Ace are accompanied by Father and Great White.

Hanson- These four are going to become quite the stable as I can already tell. Foreign and full of anger.

Vinegar- They need logic as well, and it has been shown that one fourth of the group is not all up there in the head.

Hanson- Do not discriminate.

Savage and Ace step into the ring and get face to face with their opponents.

Vinegar- They seem more shaped muscle wise than their opponents, but that is not the only thing that matters.

Ace and Mike go to their respective corners as Savage and Fletch do not make a step away from each other.

The bell rings.

Vinegar- These two are just standing there. I wonder if they want to hug, because quite frankly, that is how it looks.

Savage slaps Fletch who returns with a fist rather than a slap. Savage goes against the ropes, but comes back with a clothesline to take Fletch down to the ground.

Hanson- Fletch is slow to get up, and Savage gives him a kick to the ribs to hurry the process.

Vinegar- That was a stiff kick, and I now realize why Fletch just rolled out of the ring.

Fletch is outside the ring beside the apron and Savage goes to drag him in, but while Savage’s top half of the body is through the ropes trying to grab Fletch, Mike kicks him in the chest. Fletch takes advantage and shoves him back into the ring.

Hanson- Mike’s interference is already starting to take its toll and it has been a minute.

Vinegar- Yes that is true, but I can assure you that the others will interfere if the referee turns his eye.

Fletch gets back into the ring and starts to stomp down on Savage. Savage gets to his knee, and Fletch drags him over to the corner and tags in Mike. Fletch holds Savage’s arm up as Mike gives some kicks to the ribs. Savage falls to his knees and Mike gets him in a headlock.

Vinegar- Savage is growing weaker and weaker as Mike keeps his lock on. Savage’s movement is getting slower and slower.

Savage’s arms are now limp and not moving.

Hanson- I hope this is not over just yet. Not much of a fight was even put up.

1!

His arm is raised and drops once again.

2!

His arm is raised again, but Suddenly Ace is quick to attack Mike from behind.

Hanson- That is how you do it! Ace, quickly, work him over before the referee gets you out.

Ace starts to beat down on Mike. Fletch jumps in and drop kicks Ace to the outside. He follows and starts to beat down on Ace. Savage is back to his feet and gives Mike a scoop slam. Mike holds onto his back. He is rolling around, but does not have time to think of the pain. Savage hits him hard in the back with his knee. Mike rolls into the corner.

Vinegar- Mike must have some trouble breathing. Ace and Fletch are now at their respective corners, but they both seem hurt after their brawl.

Ace is holding his wrists and Fletch is holding his head. They are both on the ground. Savage goes for a suplex, but Mike counters it into an arm drag. With the moment of a reversed momentum, Mike goes for the tag. Fletch is not there.

Hanson- No one there for him to tag. Mike needs to turn around but he won’t in time, because Savage just gave him a huge Blitzkrieg!

1!

2!

2.9!!

Hanson- Ashley just pulled the referee out of the ring.

The referee is trying to subdue Ashley, while Great White slides into the ring. Savage picks up Mike and pushes him into a gut kick, and a Jack Knife Powerbomb. The referee notices that Savage is covering Mike. He slides into the ring.

1!

2!

Ashley tries to pulls the referee out, but Father pulls her back before she can.

Hanson- The numbers game has became too much and the three count is official.

Vinegar- This match was a tad short, but it was nicely paced.

Fletch springboards off the top rope and hit’s a dropkick to Savage. Ace slides in, but is hit with a dropkick.

Vinegar- Fletch is taking down everyone in the rin….NO! A power bomb takes Fletch down, and he is not getting up.

Hanson- Savage is praising White, but HE IS HIT WITH A CLOTHELINE!!!

Ace is trying to attack him from behind and is hit with a hard head butt. Ace jumps back up to his feet and is hit with a clothesline. White picks him up for the power bomb, but Father slides in and talks White out of it.

Father- These people are ok. Just the other two people.

White looks confused, but complies with Father’s words.

White gets Savage and Ace on top of his shoulders, and walks away. They make their way down the ramp.

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Vinegar: Ladies and gentlemen, we thank you for joining us this evening and it's now time for our main event match.

Hanson: And what a match it's going to be Nick. The pride of two wrestling organisations is on the line, as GIW goes head-to-head with ECW!

Some generic rock music begins playing.

Dennis: From the ECW upper mid card, weighing in at a combined weight of a semi-trailer, accompanied to the ring by Matt Striker, Big Daddy V and The Boogeyman... TEAM E! C! W!!!!!!!!

Vinegar: The ECW competitors being met with a chorus of boos here, as they enter the ring. These fans don't seem very supportive of them at all.

Hanson: Of course not Nick, they're the enemy!

"Survive" by Rise Against hits.

Dennis: And the opponents, representing Global Impact Wrestling! First, being accompanied to the ring by Cara Costello, currently residing in Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 223 pounds... DEEEECLAAAAAAAAAN PREEEEEEEESCOOOOTT!!!!!

Vinegar: Prescott wisely waiting outside the ring, here. He doesn't want to get involved in a fight with all three of those men on his own.

"Bullet with Butterfly Wings" by Smashing Pumpkins hits.

Dennis: And the partner, representing Global Impact Wrestling! Being accompanied to the ring by Doctor, currently residing in a Houston asylum, he weighs in at 244 pounds... AAAAAAAAAANDY SAVANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Vinegar: Andy wasting no time as he slides right into the ring and starts delivering lethal right hands to V, Boogeyman and Striker! He sends Striker soaring out if the ring and continues the assault on Team ECW! Meanwhile, Prescott is standing on the outside like he was a statue!

Hanson: How dare you, Nick! Prescott was forced into this match with three people he can't trust! You expect him to just charge in there, guns blazing?! He has to assess first!

Vinegar: Andy was put in a match with three people he doesn't trust! It hasn't slowed him down!

Hanson: Oh, you're always making excuses!

Vinegar: Here comes Prescott into the ring now! He clotheslines Boogeyman over the top rope and sends him tumbling into Striker!

Hanson: See! He was just biding his time. Have some patience, you MTV lackey.

Vinegar: Regardless, referee Glenn Burke, now telling Prescott to leave the ring. Prescott positioning himself on the apron, as the bell rings and this match kicks off with Andy Savana and Big Daddy V.

Hanson: Savana hammering away with furious speed on Big Daddy V! V swings back, but Andy easily ducks. If there's one thing you can always count on, Nick, it's that V is as slow as he is ugly.

Vinegar: I hope for your sake, V doesn't hear those words.

Hanson: I have you protecting me, anyway, right Big Nick?

Vinegar: That remains to be seen. Regardless, Savana now looking to Irish whip his amply sized opponent. V is too strong and can't be budged! He reverses the attack AND SENDS ANDY SOARING OVER THE TOP ROPE!

Hanson: Savana crashing to the outside! And to use an old cliché, those mats do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to protect you!

Vinegar: AND NOW STRIKER STOMPING AWAY AT ANDY LIKE A DAMN WOLF! V has the official distracted, while Striker attacks the defenceless Savana! This is pathetic! BUT HERE COMES PRESCOTT! HE TAKES STRIKER DOWN WITH THE PERFECT PLAY! THAT COLOSSAL BOOT JUST KNOCKED STRIKER UNCONSCIOUS!

Hanson: Ha! If there's one man you can always rely on, it's Declan Prescott!

Vinegar: That remains to be seen, bit either way, V is now outraged! He's ravenously trying to get to Prescott, but Burke is somehow holding him back! You started this V, with your damn manager breaking the rules! You brought this on yourself, dammit!

Hanson: And now Boogey has dashed across the ring in an effort to reach Team GIW! Burke, for once in his life, actually doing a decent job and restraining that side show, circus freak!

Vinegar: But what's this, now?! Doctor sneaking in the ring behind V! Burke can't see it, because he's distracted by Boogeyman! AND DOCTOR STABBING A SYRINGE INTO V'S NECK! WHAT IN GOD'S NAME?!

Hanson: Doctor quickly fleeing the ring, with his syringe!

Vinegar: And now Big Daddy V is starting to convulse! He clutches his chest! His left arm has gone limp! HE'S HAVING A HEART ATTACK! GET THE MEDICS!

Hanson: Well, this is going to result in a lawsuit...

Vinegar: Big Daddy V is lifeless on the mat, leaving Boogeyman the legal man!

Hanson: 'Lifeless'? Not the time, Nick...

Vinegar: The paramedics now, using all their might to roll V out of the ring, as Andy Savana enters the ring once more and locks up with Boogeyman. Savana whips Boogey to the ropes. Boogey bounces back and Savana levels him with a Rolling Samoa Drop! Now he heads for the corner and tags in Declan!

Hanson: Declan racing towards Boogey, as the Sci-Fi reject climbs to his feet. Prescott smashes him down with a clothesline! Boogey clambers back up AND DECLAN NAILS HIM WITH A HUUUUUGE DROPKICK!

Vinegar: Boogeyman goes rolling across the ring. He's quick back to his feet!

Hanson: What does it take to keep this guy down?!

Vinegar: He runs at Prescott RIGHT INTO A BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX! Prescott follows up with a tremendous lionsault! He makes the cover!

ONE!

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TWO!

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BOOGEY KICKS OUT!

Hanson: Prescott quickly tagging in Savana. Keeping both men fresh is a good idea.

Vinegar: Right you are. No one believed these two men could work as a cohesive unit, but they're proving their detractors wrong, here tonight. And now Andy takes Boogeyman down with an Enziguri! Andy taunting to the crowd now and pointing to the sky, as if he just had a stroke of genius! He heads outside the ring and begins searching underneath the campus!

Hanson: What?! He'll get disqualified! If he ruins this for Declan, there's going to be hell to pay!

Vinegar: He pulls a bag out from under the ring!

Hanson: No porno, I hope...

Vinegar: Savana bringing that bag back into the ring. He opens it up! What's he pulling out?!

Hanson: IT'S A DECENT GIMMICK! HE JUST PULLED A DECENT GIMMICK OUT OF THE BAG!

Vinegar: BAH GAWD! THE HUMANITY! BOOGEYMAN HAS COLLAPSED AT THE SITE OF THAT DECENT GIMMICK!!! AND NOW SAVANA MAKES THE COVER! THIS ONE IS OVER, FOLKS!

ONE!

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TWO!

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THRE - NO! DECLAN PRESCOTT BREAKS UP THE PIN! WHY?! WHAT'S GOING ON?!

Hanson: Don't tell me, Prescott has sold out to ECW! No, wait! Of course he has! ECW rocks!!

Vinegar: This isn't about ECW at all! Look at Prescott and Savana arguing. Prescott saying he wants to get the pinfall! He doesn't give a damn about GIW or his team! He just wants to add another win to his record! What a despicable move!

Hanson: What?! Are you insane, old man?! Prescott does everything for Global Impact Wrestling! Why shouldn't he get the pinfall?! He made this federation what it is! He's earned that right!

Vinegar: It's about teamwork, dammit! A concept Declan Prescott doesn't seem to be able to comprehend! AND ANDY'S HAD ENOUGH! HE GRABS PRESCOTT AND DELIVERS THE SIGNIFICANT IMPACT! PRESCOTT USED ANDY'S FINISHING MANOEUVRE LAST WEEK AND NOW SAVANA IS RETURNING THE FAVOUR!

Hanson: HE CAN'T ATTACK HIS BOSS! HIS TEAM MATE!

Vinegar: THEY WERE NEVER TEAM MATES! DECLAN PRESCOTT WAS ONLY EVER LOOKING OUT FOR DECLAN PRESCOTT!

Hanson: LIES!

Vinegar: And now Savana is climbing to the top rope. SAVANA SUICIDE DIVE DELIVERED TO BOTH BOOGEYMAN AND PRESCOTT! SAVANA COVERS BOOGEYMAN!

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TWO!

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THREE! HE'S DONE IT! SAVANA JUST PINNED THE BOOGEYMAN AND WON THIS MATCH FOR GLOBAL IMPACT WRESTLING! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, VINCE?!

Hanson: I can't believe this! And listen to these fans cheering, as if they love it! Andy Savana just attacked his own team mate! Declan isn't moving!

Vinegar: And it's exactly what he deserves!

Hanson: Look at Cara rushing in to check on Prescott. She's in tears, Vinegar! How can you condone this behaviour?!

Vinegar: I just call it like I see it! And the way I see it, Savana just won this match for GIW, by taking that selfish bastard Declan Prescott out of the equation!

Hanson: There'll be fallout for those words, Vinegar!

Vinegar: That may be the case, but I'm paid to call what I see! That's my job! If that means reprisals, then so be it! And speaking of reprisals, Declan Prescott is not going to be happy with Andy Savana! Make sure to tune in next week, to see the fallout from this incredible show! Until then, this is Nicholas Vinegar and Daniel Hanson, wishing you a good night and a pleasant week!

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Originally posted, and probably written, by Declan Prescott.