Post by Lord Hastings on Jul 20, 2009 18:36:13 GMT -5
[insert inane babbling to open the show here]
Hanson: Hey, I don’t babble!
Vinegar: Just shut it. We’ve got a squash match to get to!
Hanson: Wouldn’t that have been covered in the intro?
Vinegar: Nah, that was probably because we had to censor your vulgeratiy during the opening.
Hanson: And not because P is really la -
The lights dim, and Divine by Korn starts playing over the PA. A single spotlight focuses on the entrance, and Dredd appears from backstage. Pyro goes over in a row from the top of the ramp to the ring. The lights slowly raise as Dredd walks to the ring, ignoring the crowd as he goes. The crowd boos as he steps between the ropes, and into the ring.
Dennis: This bout is set for one fall. Introducing first, from Deep Ellum, Texas, weighing 385 pounds, this is, The Monster...... DREDD!!!!
Dredd stands in the middle of the ring, soaking in the boos.
Suddenly.....
Hanson: And here comes Mickey Dragon, this is a good young kid who has a future here in GIW.
Vinegar: Well, if that future includes 50 consecutive losses due to his attitude, I agree. And there we go, he's in the ring, lets get this under way. Referee Owen Peterson rings the bell.
Hanson: WAIT, PETERSON IS REFFING??!?!?
Vinegar: Oh Jesus, will you stop?
Hanson: I can't stop when we got a racist referee who's holding down our white talent.
Vinegar:.......... you know what, whatever. And we have a collar and elbow tie up, Dredd slowly pushing Dragon towards the corner, he stops, and wow, Dredd violently pushes Dragon into the corner, and now he's bringing down a rain of fists on Dragon, Peterson is counting, now he's pulling Dredd off, and this might get ugly.
Hanson: That proves it, he's trying to hold Dredd down now!!!!
Vinegar: WILL YOU STOP!!!?!?! Anyway, Dredd sending Dragon into the corner with an Irish whip, and oh man, Dragon bounces off of that turnbuckle, and he looks like he's hurt.
Hanson: And Dredd isn't slowing down, he already has Dragon back up, and this time, he puts him onto his shoulders.
Vinegar: And Dredd with a cradle shock on Dragon, I call gimmick infringement there.
Hanson: Oh, shut up. Dredd with the cover:
One....
Two....
Thr-
Vinegar: And there's a kickout by Dragon, he's not done yet. Dredd doesn't even look frustrated, he just stands up and pulls Dragon up with him. He pulls him towards the turnbuckle, sits him on the top, and now he has Dragon in..... oh my god, is he gonna piledrive Dragon from the top??
Hanson: Yes he is, AND BAM, THATS CALLED THE MOTHERFUCKING CONCRETE PILEDRIVER!!! COVER,
ONE....
TWO....
THREE!!!!
Ding, Ding, Ding!
Vinegar: And there we have it, Dredd defeats Mickey Dragon, we have a monster on our hands, this guy is a future star in this company if he keeps this up. And look, the guy is merely looking down at Dragon and shaking his head in pity. This guy seems to have yet to face anyone of real competition. Or perhaps he’s just that good!
Hanson: Hey, I don’t babble!
Vinegar: Just shut it. We’ve got a squash match to get to!
Hanson: Wouldn’t that have been covered in the intro?
Vinegar: Nah, that was probably because we had to censor your vulgeratiy during the opening.
Hanson: And not because P is really la -
The lights dim, and Divine by Korn starts playing over the PA. A single spotlight focuses on the entrance, and Dredd appears from backstage. Pyro goes over in a row from the top of the ramp to the ring. The lights slowly raise as Dredd walks to the ring, ignoring the crowd as he goes. The crowd boos as he steps between the ropes, and into the ring.
Dennis: This bout is set for one fall. Introducing first, from Deep Ellum, Texas, weighing 385 pounds, this is, The Monster...... DREDD!!!!
Dredd stands in the middle of the ring, soaking in the boos.
Suddenly.....
Shh, be quiet, you might piss somebody off
Like me motherf**ker,
You've been at it for too long
While you feed off others insecurities
You stand in front of me and bite the hand that feeds
Like me motherf**ker,
You've been at it for too long
While you feed off others insecurities
You stand in front of me and bite the hand that feeds
Hanson: And here comes Mickey Dragon, this is a good young kid who has a future here in GIW.
Vinegar: Well, if that future includes 50 consecutive losses due to his attitude, I agree. And there we go, he's in the ring, lets get this under way. Referee Owen Peterson rings the bell.
Hanson: WAIT, PETERSON IS REFFING??!?!?
Vinegar: Oh Jesus, will you stop?
Hanson: I can't stop when we got a racist referee who's holding down our white talent.
Vinegar:.......... you know what, whatever. And we have a collar and elbow tie up, Dredd slowly pushing Dragon towards the corner, he stops, and wow, Dredd violently pushes Dragon into the corner, and now he's bringing down a rain of fists on Dragon, Peterson is counting, now he's pulling Dredd off, and this might get ugly.
Hanson: That proves it, he's trying to hold Dredd down now!!!!
Vinegar: WILL YOU STOP!!!?!?! Anyway, Dredd sending Dragon into the corner with an Irish whip, and oh man, Dragon bounces off of that turnbuckle, and he looks like he's hurt.
Hanson: And Dredd isn't slowing down, he already has Dragon back up, and this time, he puts him onto his shoulders.
Vinegar: And Dredd with a cradle shock on Dragon, I call gimmick infringement there.
Hanson: Oh, shut up. Dredd with the cover:
One....
Two....
Thr-
Vinegar: And there's a kickout by Dragon, he's not done yet. Dredd doesn't even look frustrated, he just stands up and pulls Dragon up with him. He pulls him towards the turnbuckle, sits him on the top, and now he has Dragon in..... oh my god, is he gonna piledrive Dragon from the top??
Hanson: Yes he is, AND BAM, THATS CALLED THE MOTHERFUCKING CONCRETE PILEDRIVER!!! COVER,
ONE....
TWO....
THREE!!!!
Ding, Ding, Ding!
Vinegar: And there we have it, Dredd defeats Mickey Dragon, we have a monster on our hands, this guy is a future star in this company if he keeps this up. And look, the guy is merely looking down at Dragon and shaking his head in pity. This guy seems to have yet to face anyone of real competition. Or perhaps he’s just that good!