Post by Lord Hastings on May 4, 2019 22:13:10 GMT -5
I want to be the very best,
Like no one ever was.
To toss them out of the ring is my real test,
To be the Inter-Municipal Champion is my cause!
(I will travel to Chicago,
Appearing on the ‘Chill’.
Each one of the SJW superstars will see
The power that's inside!)
Peekatyou!
Gotta toss em' all!
It's them and me,
I know it's my destiny!
Peekatyou!
Oh, this championship will be my best friend,
and I will defend!
Peekatyou!
Gotta toss em' all!
(My heart is so true,
My courage will pull me through!)
You come at me and I'll toss you,
Peekatyou!
Gotta toss em' all!
Gotta toss em' all!
Every challenger along the way,
With courage I will face!
I will battle the whole day,
To claim my rightful place!
Come at me if you think the time is right,
There's no better man on the team!
Arm in arm, I'll win the fight,
It's always been my dream!
Peekatyou!
Gotta toss em' all!
It's them and me,
I know it's my destiny!
Peekatyou!
Carrot, you're my best friend,
I’m tossing you on the floor as I must defend!
Peekatyou!
Gotta toss em' all!
(My heart is so true,
My courage will pull me through!)
You come at me and I'll teach you,
Peekatyou!
Gotta toss em' all!
Gotta toss em' all!
Gotta toss em' all!
Gotta toss em' all!
Gotta toss em' all!
Peekatyou!
Gotta toss em' all!
It's them and me,
I know it's my destiny!
Peekatyou!
Carrot, you're my best friend,
I’m tossing you on the floor as I must defend!
Peekatyou!
Gotta toss em' all!
(My heart is so true,
My courage will pull me through!)
You come at me and I'll toss you,
Peek-at-you!
Gotta toss em' all!
Gotta toss em' all!
Peek-at-you!
Like a cheesy 1980s pre-recorded interview, Peekatyou runs down his opponents while yelling at a camera.
Peekatyou here! And let me tell you why I’m going to win the Inter-Municipal Championship Battle Royal! 5 time New Jersey Pro Wrestling Tag Team Champ. Former New Jersey Pro Wrestling Heavyweight Champ.
Camden Carrot! I know we’re friends, but I gotta toss you over the top!
‘Ice Hard’ Barry Harris! Part of the SECOND best Tag team in New Jersey Pro Wrestling history! I know how you and your brother roll, and I’ll look at him at ringside.
The Eater of Grass, Bartholomew Ramsbottom. I don’t know too much about you, but I don’t like what I see so far. Expect to get tossed!
Chico Fiestero… you’ve been going downhill for so long now. What would your father think? Hopefully you’ll hit your head on the way out and I’ll knock some sense into you. You don’t deserve this title back after what you did to Carrot.
X-Bro 420! You’re a big fella. I know you’re a force to reckoned with. Your Fortnite experience isn’t going to help you in this Battle Royale! I always find away, and expect to be sitting on your ass at the end of the night!
