Post by Lord Hastings on Jul 20, 2009 19:07:25 GMT -5
Vinegar: Why do you have a case of Miller Chill?
Hanson: It's for Dredd. Got get him on my good side.
Vinegar: Ya know, Chill is a Ladies drink. Don't think he will be impressed your giving him a girls drink.
Hanson: Ummm... ahh.. It's for you!
Vinegar: I'm getting word something is happening backstage. Lets have a look on the Globatron. It looks Dredd is down is head buried in the toilet bowl, looks like he's throwing his guts up there.
Hanson: Peterson poisoned him!
Vinegar: No, he did NOT. He's probably just had too much to drink. Is that Ezekiel Pax coming up to him?
Pax: Haha... Big man Monster can't handle his booze. Haha
Hanson: Hey! It's food poisoning.
Pax: Haha
Vinegar: I think Pax may have gone too far there, Dredd has reached out and grabbed his leg and flipped him on to his back. Pax' head smashes his head on the bathroom tiles.
Hanson: The Monster is up!! He grabs Pax by the throat and lifts him off the floor and slams into the mirror. Pax' back and head smashes the glass!!
Vinegar: Dredd just nailed Pax with the Broken Sphere on the bathroom floor!! OH MY GOD!! Now he is throwing Peace face first into the front of the toilet bowl. Zeke's just smashed against the porcelain!!
Hanson: These guys have a match next! Will they even make it to the ring... Looks like at least Dredd will. He is leaving Peace in a mess on the arena's bathroom floor.
Vinegar: Let's get to the introductions.
Dennis: Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to Sentinel! This is your opening contest, and triple threat match. Introducing first weighting in at 385 pounds, standing seven foot 2 inches, and coming out of Deep Elum, Texas. This ‘The Monster’ Dredd!
The lights dim, ‘Divine’ by Korn starts playing over the PA, a single spotlight focuses on the entrance, and Dredd appears from backstage. Pyro goes off in a row from the top of the ramp to the ring. The lights slowly rise as Dredd walks to the ring.
Hanson: HA, told ya’ll bitches Dredd be comin’ fo da match!
Vinegar: What then it was a set-up? A ploy?
Hanson: Well I guess ‘The Monster’ was getting bored destroying his opponents in the ring, and had to choose a more challenging location.
Vinegar: So he did mean to meet Pax in the bathroom?
Hanson: Well when you say it like that it just sounds dirty. Dredd I think planned to wallop Ezekiel in…
Vinegar: WHAT!?!
Hanson: No not like…
Dennis: And his opponent from Detroit Michigan, weighting in at 240 pounds, standing six foot 2 inches this is ‘Hardcore’ Dylan James!
‘Frayed Ends of Sanity’ by Metallica opens over the speaker system and Dylan James enters the entrance ramp, and slowly makes his way to the ring. He rolls in under the bottom rope, hops up to the middle turnbuckle facing the camera, and forms a ‘X’ with his arms.
Hanson: You know old man, I got the dirty mind, and even I don’t think there was anything sexual going on in that bathroom.
Vinegar: Oh I’m sure there wasn’t. I’m not so sure that was how it was planned though!
Dennis: And their opponent from.. FUCK!!!
Vinegar: Get the hell out of there Mitch!
Hanson: See what you did. Dredd musta heard ya, ya pissed him off, and now Dylan James is paying for your big mouth!
Vinegar: Well just as James was coming down from the rope Dredd catches him with a huge running clothesline in the corner. Dylan slumps down, he’s trying to cover up, but Dredd is just unloading with those fists!
Hanson: I hope Dylan James blames you for this! Dredd pulling James out of corner, short arm clothesline, and James hits the mat hard! Oh yeah, and for the record I don’t think Pax is gonna make it!
Vinegar: I think Dylan James no small man, he’s still giving up a foot and over a hundred pounds to Dredd, and Pax or no Pax, Dredd just wants to hurt someone tonight!
Hanson: What makes tonight any different?
Vinegar: Well it’s Dylan James tonight! Dredd not even pulling, but picking, PICKING, Dylan James off the canvas with one arm around his neck the other around thigh, and powering ‘Hardcore’ Dylan James up over his head with a fa…
Hanson: Fall away slam!
Vinegar: Or that’s what it was supposed to be! Dylan James, one of the bigger quote unquote high flyers in the GIW lands on his feet, Dredd turns around, and right into a step up enzuigiri!
Hanson: What the hell! Where’s Pax?! If Pax was out here that wouldn’t have happened!
Vinegar: Dredd still on his feet though, James up, Dredd…
Hanson: Dredd with a HUGE BOOT! Kick his head off!
Vinegar: James rolls clear, Dredd misses, Dredd turns, spear by James, and the impact forces both men back into the corner!
Hanson: Yeah but Dredd is still on his feet, and that’s bad news for James!
Vinegar: I’d say those clubbing forearms to the neck and shoulders of Dylan are the bad news!
Hanson: Wait it gets worse! Dredd coming up with some kinda pump handle what ever, and just tosses James towards the centre of the ring! What strength!
Vinegar: I don’t know folks! The big man Dredd after unceremoniously dumping James to the mat is climbing to the second turnbuckle!
Hanson: What don’t you know? The whereabouts of ya wife? She’s at my place!
Vinegar: Keep her! James moves!
Hanson: What?!
Vinegar: Dylan James rolls clear and Dredd just leg dropped the canvas!
Hanson: James now stomping away on Dredd! James running to turnbuckle.
Vinegar: James perched on the top rope, Dredd getting back to his feet, James flies, huge missile drop kick!
Hanson: Yeah, yeah, but look Dredd is still on his feet!
Vinegar: James back up, standing drop kick to The Monster!
Hanson: No good try again Dylan!
Vinegar: James in disbelief, and hits his own running big boot!
Hanson: Close but no cigar! That’s over seven feet and almost 400 pounds!
Vinegar: James shaking his head at the wobbly Dredd, running STO, and Dredd is down!
Hanson: Yeah well, it’s about time. Oh and what a short time it was?!
Vinegar: Folks I think Dredd might have beat Dylan to his feet by half a step or so, but he didn’t see that tornado DTT coming, and Dredd is back on the mat!
Hanson: What?!
Vinegar: It looks like James just needed a bit of confidence! He’s going to the ropes.
Hanson: Fool.
Vinegar: Spring board moonsault… NO!!
Hanson: HA HA! Dredd, from his back, got that foot right into the flying face of Dylan James!!!
Vinegar: MY GAWD I THINK THAT ADDED A FULL EXTRA ROTATION ON THAT MOONSAULT!!
Hanson: Yeah Pax is lucky he got his ass spanked in the bathroom instead of getting kicked like… what? Oh damnit Nick, we talked about that! To imply anything other than the…
Vinegar: Well I’m not sure what happened or didn’t happen, but I know a set up when I see it, and this Irish whip into the corner followed by that big avalanche from Dredd is definitely the set up for that Concrete Piledriver!
Hanson: That’s right! He’s all man, and that’s the CONCRETE PILEDRIVER! I think he might have just broke the neck of Dylan James!
Vinegar: And here’s the cover!
Hanson: Oh damn referees! Xavier Bryan is out here distracting Hazel East! Hey Hazel there’s a match going on!
Vinegar: Dredd waiting for the cover looks for East, and sees her talking with Xavier. He doesn’t look too happy.
Hanson: Of course not, if he wasn’t such a monster she might be costing him a match right now!
Vinegar: OH MY GAWD DID YOU SEE THAT?! OUT OF NOWHERE I THINK THAT WAS MAREK DIASUKE WITH ONE OF THOSE DANGEROUS KNEES.
Hanson: And I bet that fire crotch didn’t see anything, right?
Vinegar: Well to his credit Xavier is telling her to turn around.
Hanson: Yeah only because Marek got the hell outta dodge before Dredd can regain his senses and get back in the ring.
Vinegar: Pax, Ezekiel Pax is in the ring, and he’s making the cover on Dylan James! ONE!
Hanson: Bullshit! Dredd does all the work, and Pax gets to slide in at the last second and steal Dredd’s win! TWO!!
Vinegar: I guess that’s karma for you? THREE!!!
Dennis: Ladies and Gentlemen here is your winner, Ezekiel ‘Peace’ Pax!
Hanson: Bullshit, Dredd was robbed! He’s got the food poisoning, and did all the work, and was man enough to go out there alone against those cheating sons of bitches!
Vinegar: Well regardless it was a triple threat match, and Pax is victorious!
Hanson: It's for Dredd. Got get him on my good side.
Vinegar: Ya know, Chill is a Ladies drink. Don't think he will be impressed your giving him a girls drink.
Hanson: Ummm... ahh.. It's for you!
Vinegar: I'm getting word something is happening backstage. Lets have a look on the Globatron. It looks Dredd is down is head buried in the toilet bowl, looks like he's throwing his guts up there.
Hanson: Peterson poisoned him!
Vinegar: No, he did NOT. He's probably just had too much to drink. Is that Ezekiel Pax coming up to him?
Pax: Haha... Big man Monster can't handle his booze. Haha
Hanson: Hey! It's food poisoning.
Pax: Haha
Vinegar: I think Pax may have gone too far there, Dredd has reached out and grabbed his leg and flipped him on to his back. Pax' head smashes his head on the bathroom tiles.
Hanson: The Monster is up!! He grabs Pax by the throat and lifts him off the floor and slams into the mirror. Pax' back and head smashes the glass!!
Vinegar: Dredd just nailed Pax with the Broken Sphere on the bathroom floor!! OH MY GOD!! Now he is throwing Peace face first into the front of the toilet bowl. Zeke's just smashed against the porcelain!!
Hanson: These guys have a match next! Will they even make it to the ring... Looks like at least Dredd will. He is leaving Peace in a mess on the arena's bathroom floor.
Vinegar: Let's get to the introductions.
Dennis: Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to Sentinel! This is your opening contest, and triple threat match. Introducing first weighting in at 385 pounds, standing seven foot 2 inches, and coming out of Deep Elum, Texas. This ‘The Monster’ Dredd!
The lights dim, ‘Divine’ by Korn starts playing over the PA, a single spotlight focuses on the entrance, and Dredd appears from backstage. Pyro goes off in a row from the top of the ramp to the ring. The lights slowly rise as Dredd walks to the ring.
Hanson: HA, told ya’ll bitches Dredd be comin’ fo da match!
Vinegar: What then it was a set-up? A ploy?
Hanson: Well I guess ‘The Monster’ was getting bored destroying his opponents in the ring, and had to choose a more challenging location.
Vinegar: So he did mean to meet Pax in the bathroom?
Hanson: Well when you say it like that it just sounds dirty. Dredd I think planned to wallop Ezekiel in…
Vinegar: WHAT!?!
Hanson: No not like…
Dennis: And his opponent from Detroit Michigan, weighting in at 240 pounds, standing six foot 2 inches this is ‘Hardcore’ Dylan James!
‘Frayed Ends of Sanity’ by Metallica opens over the speaker system and Dylan James enters the entrance ramp, and slowly makes his way to the ring. He rolls in under the bottom rope, hops up to the middle turnbuckle facing the camera, and forms a ‘X’ with his arms.
Hanson: You know old man, I got the dirty mind, and even I don’t think there was anything sexual going on in that bathroom.
Vinegar: Oh I’m sure there wasn’t. I’m not so sure that was how it was planned though!
Dennis: And their opponent from.. FUCK!!!
Vinegar: Get the hell out of there Mitch!
Hanson: See what you did. Dredd musta heard ya, ya pissed him off, and now Dylan James is paying for your big mouth!
Vinegar: Well just as James was coming down from the rope Dredd catches him with a huge running clothesline in the corner. Dylan slumps down, he’s trying to cover up, but Dredd is just unloading with those fists!
Hanson: I hope Dylan James blames you for this! Dredd pulling James out of corner, short arm clothesline, and James hits the mat hard! Oh yeah, and for the record I don’t think Pax is gonna make it!
Vinegar: I think Dylan James no small man, he’s still giving up a foot and over a hundred pounds to Dredd, and Pax or no Pax, Dredd just wants to hurt someone tonight!
Hanson: What makes tonight any different?
Vinegar: Well it’s Dylan James tonight! Dredd not even pulling, but picking, PICKING, Dylan James off the canvas with one arm around his neck the other around thigh, and powering ‘Hardcore’ Dylan James up over his head with a fa…
Hanson: Fall away slam!
Vinegar: Or that’s what it was supposed to be! Dylan James, one of the bigger quote unquote high flyers in the GIW lands on his feet, Dredd turns around, and right into a step up enzuigiri!
Hanson: What the hell! Where’s Pax?! If Pax was out here that wouldn’t have happened!
Vinegar: Dredd still on his feet though, James up, Dredd…
Hanson: Dredd with a HUGE BOOT! Kick his head off!
Vinegar: James rolls clear, Dredd misses, Dredd turns, spear by James, and the impact forces both men back into the corner!
Hanson: Yeah but Dredd is still on his feet, and that’s bad news for James!
Vinegar: I’d say those clubbing forearms to the neck and shoulders of Dylan are the bad news!
Hanson: Wait it gets worse! Dredd coming up with some kinda pump handle what ever, and just tosses James towards the centre of the ring! What strength!
Vinegar: I don’t know folks! The big man Dredd after unceremoniously dumping James to the mat is climbing to the second turnbuckle!
Hanson: What don’t you know? The whereabouts of ya wife? She’s at my place!
Vinegar: Keep her! James moves!
Hanson: What?!
Vinegar: Dylan James rolls clear and Dredd just leg dropped the canvas!
Hanson: James now stomping away on Dredd! James running to turnbuckle.
Vinegar: James perched on the top rope, Dredd getting back to his feet, James flies, huge missile drop kick!
Hanson: Yeah, yeah, but look Dredd is still on his feet!
Vinegar: James back up, standing drop kick to The Monster!
Hanson: No good try again Dylan!
Vinegar: James in disbelief, and hits his own running big boot!
Hanson: Close but no cigar! That’s over seven feet and almost 400 pounds!
Vinegar: James shaking his head at the wobbly Dredd, running STO, and Dredd is down!
Hanson: Yeah well, it’s about time. Oh and what a short time it was?!
Vinegar: Folks I think Dredd might have beat Dylan to his feet by half a step or so, but he didn’t see that tornado DTT coming, and Dredd is back on the mat!
Hanson: What?!
Vinegar: It looks like James just needed a bit of confidence! He’s going to the ropes.
Hanson: Fool.
Vinegar: Spring board moonsault… NO!!
Hanson: HA HA! Dredd, from his back, got that foot right into the flying face of Dylan James!!!
Vinegar: MY GAWD I THINK THAT ADDED A FULL EXTRA ROTATION ON THAT MOONSAULT!!
Hanson: Yeah Pax is lucky he got his ass spanked in the bathroom instead of getting kicked like… what? Oh damnit Nick, we talked about that! To imply anything other than the…
Vinegar: Well I’m not sure what happened or didn’t happen, but I know a set up when I see it, and this Irish whip into the corner followed by that big avalanche from Dredd is definitely the set up for that Concrete Piledriver!
Hanson: That’s right! He’s all man, and that’s the CONCRETE PILEDRIVER! I think he might have just broke the neck of Dylan James!
Vinegar: And here’s the cover!
Hanson: Oh damn referees! Xavier Bryan is out here distracting Hazel East! Hey Hazel there’s a match going on!
Vinegar: Dredd waiting for the cover looks for East, and sees her talking with Xavier. He doesn’t look too happy.
Hanson: Of course not, if he wasn’t such a monster she might be costing him a match right now!
Vinegar: OH MY GAWD DID YOU SEE THAT?! OUT OF NOWHERE I THINK THAT WAS MAREK DIASUKE WITH ONE OF THOSE DANGEROUS KNEES.
Hanson: And I bet that fire crotch didn’t see anything, right?
Vinegar: Well to his credit Xavier is telling her to turn around.
Hanson: Yeah only because Marek got the hell outta dodge before Dredd can regain his senses and get back in the ring.
Vinegar: Pax, Ezekiel Pax is in the ring, and he’s making the cover on Dylan James! ONE!
Hanson: Bullshit! Dredd does all the work, and Pax gets to slide in at the last second and steal Dredd’s win! TWO!!
Vinegar: I guess that’s karma for you? THREE!!!
Dennis: Ladies and Gentlemen here is your winner, Ezekiel ‘Peace’ Pax!
Hanson: Bullshit, Dredd was robbed! He’s got the food poisoning, and did all the work, and was man enough to go out there alone against those cheating sons of bitches!
Vinegar: Well regardless it was a triple threat match, and Pax is victorious!