Post by Lord Hastings on Jul 20, 2009 19:18:29 GMT -5
“Unknown Music” begins to play as Solomon makes his way out to a small amount of cheers.
Dennis: The following match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, SOLOMON!
Hanson: Do the fans know that this guy is a Christian?
Vinegar: Some might since they are cheering for him.
Hanson: I was questioning why they weren’t cheering for him, Nick. I’ll just assume they were not updated on the lifestyles of the competitors.
Vinegar: The wrestling lifestyle is all these fans need to know in order to enjoy our shows every week.
Hanson: I call shenanigans.
“Stranglehold” by Ted Nugent plays as Cappeli makes his way out to the ring. The fans also welcome him warmly.
Dennis: And the opponent, MICHAEL CAPPELI!
Hanson: Must be open ring tonight if these guys will be the ones facing off tonight, Nick.
Vinegar: Everyone has to start somewhere, Hanson. I doubt it is helping their case if you are going to attack them from every angle.
Hanson: Builds Character.
Vinegar: Experience can do the same but with less the ache. The “Nightmare” is what Cappeli is sometimes called around the back.
Hanson: Sometimes? He’s been here five minutes and he has his own biography. I’ll decide if I feel like calling him the nightmare after I have seen him wrestle a bit.
Vinegar: Owen Paterson is the referee for the match and Solomon looking to gain a victory this week after a hard fought triple threat match last week.
Hanson: Did he win that match?
Vinegar: No, there was a different winner in that match, Hanson.
Hanson: Wait a second, that was the match where Chassie won! HA. Solomon has a loss to Chassie Fear of all people.
Vinegar: Settle down before we get sued, Hanson.
Bell Rings!
Hanson: Time for some wrestling to go down.
Vinegar: Cappeli looking slightly confident in his first match with GIW while Solomon looking to make some sort of a name for himself.
Hanson: I once tried to make a name for myself in wrestling but I just ended up breaking my neck so I said screw it.
Vinegar: Tragedy strikes often but not tonight for I predict a close bout between these two.
Hanson: Cappeli dashes towards Solomon with a clothesline, but NO, Solomon hooks the arm and attempts a quick pin!
Peterson: 1!
Peterson: 2!
Vinegar: Cappeli sure to kick out before the count of three.
Hanson: I think he was about to be pinned before the time of the match was even at three seconds, Nick.
Vinegar: Surely would have been embarrassing but Cappeli back to his feet and staring down Solomon who seems quite calm with everything. Solomon, while small, has great strength which he attributes to god.
Hanson: I doubt Declan helped him work out.
Vinegar: Funny, but Solomon with a stiff kick to the gut of Cappeli who counters a second attempt and drops Solomon on his back. Cappeli follows up with an elbow drop but Solomon to quick and moves out of the way.
Hanson: Solomon is quick as deuce and he springboards off the top rope!
Vinegar: THE SECOND COMING!
Hanson: Cappeli moves out of the way but Solomon lands on his feet anyway! This guy is like a monkey but not near as groomed!
Vinegar: Solomon turns into a forearm from Cappeli who Irish whips him into the corner and follows up with a rough back elbow. Solomon stumbles into the middle of the ring and Cappeli shows no mercy as he rebounds off the ropes and hits a flying clothesline to take Solomon down.
Hanson: Cappeli winning would put him in the same league as Chassie Fear apparently.
Vinegar: She is quite the athlete despite what you say, Hanson.
Hanson: Quite the looker as well.
Vinegar: Cappeli looking cocky and goes for a stomp but Solomon is very quick to move out of the way. Cappeli tracks him down but as Solomon gets to his feet, he manages a forearm to the stomach of Cappeli. Not enough power it seems because Cappeli fires back with a heavy headbutt that sends Solomon back to the ground.
Hanson: I wish Declan didn’t forbid us from betting on the matches or I could have so much money in my pocket right now. Especially with the Savana vs Declan matches of yesteryear.
Vinegar: Solomon falls back to the ground from the headbutt but instantly rolls back onto his feet and meets Cappeli with a high dropkick. Cappeli only stumbles back a bit and goes for a side kick to the head of Solomon who ducks and hits a massive shoulder block out of nowhere!
Hanson: I’ll admit that shook the ring even though he jumped in the air an hit it.
Vinegar: Cappeli rolling around on the ground in pain as Solomon has seemingly gained control.
Hanson: Taking control is such a perverted term, Nick.
Vinegar: Solomon lifts up Cappeli but is met with a thrust to the throat followed by an attempted clothesline!
Hanson: HA! Cappeli bounces off the rope, chest first, and falls right into a massive German Suplex!
Vinegar: Solomon doesn’t give him time to rest and jumps off that top rope again! He MISSES AND LANDS SQUARE ON HIS FACE!
Hanson: I think Cappeli could be feeling cocky because he is standing and laughing as he bends down to lift up Solomon. I might really like this guy if he continues to impress me-
Vinegar: Solomon rolled him up!
Peterson: 1!
Peterson: 2!
Peterson: 3!
Hanson: I HATE LIKING A WRESTLER! They always end up losing.
Dennis: Your winner, via pinfall, SOLOMON!
Vinegar: Solomon gains a hot victory in a very fast paced match and I am sure he will make a much bigger mark as soon as he is given the chance.
Dennis: The following match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, SOLOMON!
Hanson: Do the fans know that this guy is a Christian?
Vinegar: Some might since they are cheering for him.
Hanson: I was questioning why they weren’t cheering for him, Nick. I’ll just assume they were not updated on the lifestyles of the competitors.
Vinegar: The wrestling lifestyle is all these fans need to know in order to enjoy our shows every week.
Hanson: I call shenanigans.
“Stranglehold” by Ted Nugent plays as Cappeli makes his way out to the ring. The fans also welcome him warmly.
Dennis: And the opponent, MICHAEL CAPPELI!
Hanson: Must be open ring tonight if these guys will be the ones facing off tonight, Nick.
Vinegar: Everyone has to start somewhere, Hanson. I doubt it is helping their case if you are going to attack them from every angle.
Hanson: Builds Character.
Vinegar: Experience can do the same but with less the ache. The “Nightmare” is what Cappeli is sometimes called around the back.
Hanson: Sometimes? He’s been here five minutes and he has his own biography. I’ll decide if I feel like calling him the nightmare after I have seen him wrestle a bit.
Vinegar: Owen Paterson is the referee for the match and Solomon looking to gain a victory this week after a hard fought triple threat match last week.
Hanson: Did he win that match?
Vinegar: No, there was a different winner in that match, Hanson.
Hanson: Wait a second, that was the match where Chassie won! HA. Solomon has a loss to Chassie Fear of all people.
Vinegar: Settle down before we get sued, Hanson.
Bell Rings!
Hanson: Time for some wrestling to go down.
Vinegar: Cappeli looking slightly confident in his first match with GIW while Solomon looking to make some sort of a name for himself.
Hanson: I once tried to make a name for myself in wrestling but I just ended up breaking my neck so I said screw it.
Vinegar: Tragedy strikes often but not tonight for I predict a close bout between these two.
Hanson: Cappeli dashes towards Solomon with a clothesline, but NO, Solomon hooks the arm and attempts a quick pin!
Peterson: 1!
Peterson: 2!
Vinegar: Cappeli sure to kick out before the count of three.
Hanson: I think he was about to be pinned before the time of the match was even at three seconds, Nick.
Vinegar: Surely would have been embarrassing but Cappeli back to his feet and staring down Solomon who seems quite calm with everything. Solomon, while small, has great strength which he attributes to god.
Hanson: I doubt Declan helped him work out.
Vinegar: Funny, but Solomon with a stiff kick to the gut of Cappeli who counters a second attempt and drops Solomon on his back. Cappeli follows up with an elbow drop but Solomon to quick and moves out of the way.
Hanson: Solomon is quick as deuce and he springboards off the top rope!
Vinegar: THE SECOND COMING!
Hanson: Cappeli moves out of the way but Solomon lands on his feet anyway! This guy is like a monkey but not near as groomed!
Vinegar: Solomon turns into a forearm from Cappeli who Irish whips him into the corner and follows up with a rough back elbow. Solomon stumbles into the middle of the ring and Cappeli shows no mercy as he rebounds off the ropes and hits a flying clothesline to take Solomon down.
Hanson: Cappeli winning would put him in the same league as Chassie Fear apparently.
Vinegar: She is quite the athlete despite what you say, Hanson.
Hanson: Quite the looker as well.
Vinegar: Cappeli looking cocky and goes for a stomp but Solomon is very quick to move out of the way. Cappeli tracks him down but as Solomon gets to his feet, he manages a forearm to the stomach of Cappeli. Not enough power it seems because Cappeli fires back with a heavy headbutt that sends Solomon back to the ground.
Hanson: I wish Declan didn’t forbid us from betting on the matches or I could have so much money in my pocket right now. Especially with the Savana vs Declan matches of yesteryear.
Vinegar: Solomon falls back to the ground from the headbutt but instantly rolls back onto his feet and meets Cappeli with a high dropkick. Cappeli only stumbles back a bit and goes for a side kick to the head of Solomon who ducks and hits a massive shoulder block out of nowhere!
Hanson: I’ll admit that shook the ring even though he jumped in the air an hit it.
Vinegar: Cappeli rolling around on the ground in pain as Solomon has seemingly gained control.
Hanson: Taking control is such a perverted term, Nick.
Vinegar: Solomon lifts up Cappeli but is met with a thrust to the throat followed by an attempted clothesline!
Hanson: HA! Cappeli bounces off the rope, chest first, and falls right into a massive German Suplex!
Vinegar: Solomon doesn’t give him time to rest and jumps off that top rope again! He MISSES AND LANDS SQUARE ON HIS FACE!
Hanson: I think Cappeli could be feeling cocky because he is standing and laughing as he bends down to lift up Solomon. I might really like this guy if he continues to impress me-
Vinegar: Solomon rolled him up!
Peterson: 1!
Peterson: 2!
Peterson: 3!
Hanson: I HATE LIKING A WRESTLER! They always end up losing.
Dennis: Your winner, via pinfall, SOLOMON!
Vinegar: Solomon gains a hot victory in a very fast paced match and I am sure he will make a much bigger mark as soon as he is given the chance.