Post by Lord Hastings on Jul 20, 2009 19:23:31 GMT -5
Vinegar: Welcome to Distant Whispers, folks. GIW’s first ever international Pay-Per-View! I’m Nicholas Vinegar here with Daniel Hanson and we’ll be calling the action for you here tonight!
Hanson: Wait, what about that one in Canada?
Hanson and Vinegar stare at each other for several moments, before both erupting into laughter.
Vinegar: You’re alright, Dan, you’re alright. But we’ve got a heck of a lot of action to get to, so I say we dive right into it!
'Honor' by Atreyu with an introduction by 'We Will Rock You' by Queen leading into 'Iron Man' by Black Sabbath plays as War and Peace make their way out to the ring.
Dennis: The following match is a first round match of the GIW Tag Team Title Tournament! Introducing the first team... EZEKIEL 'PEACE' PAX AND MAREK 'WAR' DAISUKE!!!
Vinegar: This will be the first match of the round robin contest to decide the first ever Tag Team champions of GIW. War and Peace coming out to a pretty hot reaction as the crowd seems really into the team. These young highfliers hoping to pick up a win here tonight and catapult their careers.
Hanson: Mr. Obvious aside…War and Peace obviously going to act as filler for the upcoming team on their way to being the first ever Tag Team Champions.
“Divine” by Korn plays as Chip Masters and Dredd make their way out to the ring as War and Peace wait on the opposite side of the ring and talk over plans.
Dennis: And the opponents... 'THE AMERICAN CHAMPION' CHIP MASTERS AND 'THE MONSTER' DREDD!!!!
Hanson: Here is the team I have a good feeling about. These two real hot stars in the company with Chip Masters having a win over GIW Legend, Sean Jensen.
Vinegar: His name is Sean Cyanide and I doubt he is a legend.
Hanson: More so than McSkinny.
Vinegar: McSkinny has actually held gold.
Hanson: Lets not delve into that territory. I got in trouble last week for my comments about Chassie Fear. Speaking of which, Hazel East is the referee for tonight. I love referring a Hazel East match. Despite the fact that she is simply the referee.
Vinegar: The two teams staring each other down as they try and decide who will start off the matches tonight. I think they decided that Chip Masters and Peace would be the two to start off the match as Dredd and War back out of the ring.
Bell Rings.
Hanson: Masters tags Dredd in right away! Ha. I think he feels that Peace is too much of a chump to be dealing with, Nick. I love how Masters treats his opponents.
Vinegar: Dredd stepping out, as Peace looks slightly worried. Dredd weighs in at almost two hundred more pounds than peace. He weighs as much as the whole team of War and Peace.
Hanson: Bets placed, emergency crews prepared, and bikini women in place.
Vinegar: Peace charges and dodges a clothesline attempt to go for a springboard off of the rope but Masters knocks him in the face. Peace falls down to his back as Dredd follows up with a giant jumping elbow drop.
Hanson: I can respect these tactics being used in the match.
Vinegar: Dredd lifting up Peace who counters with a sit down jawbreaker, followed by a European uppercut to the chin of Dredd, who stumbles back a step.
Hanson: BAM! A big boot ruins the attempted follow up charge from Peace who is now laid out in the ring.
Vinegar: Tough luck in terms of War and Peace having to take on these two massive hoss’. Dredd lifts up Peace and chunks him; back first, into the corner in which Master’s waits to eventually be tagged in. Dredd with a kick to the gut of Peace who falls to the ground in pain and attempts to cover him self from some of the following stomps.
Hanson: This match does not look like it is going to be much of a nail biter. I predict total owning of War and Peace until Dredd gets bored and pins both of them at the same time.
Vinegar: I guess Dredd doesn’t feel like tagging in because he lifts up Peace and gives him a huge scoop slam. Peace rolling around in pain as Dredd lifts him with one hand to his feet.
Hanson: He’s dragging him by the neck with one arm to the corner and just pounding his head into the buckle!!!!! HA! Peace’s head just bouncing feet from the pad only to be sent back into the padding! Ha. His body is so small compared to Dredd.
Vinegar: WOW! WAR JUST RUNS ALONG THE LINE OF THE RING AND HITS A KNEE TO THE HEAD OF DREDD WHO STUMBLES BACK INTO HIS OWN CORNER AND MASTERS TAGS HIMSELF IN!
Hanson: I wish you wouldn’t have yelled so much because Master’s just goes straight to throwing some punches into the ribs of Peace who still can’t find his footing.
Vinegar: Master’s lifts up Peace and hits a belly-to-belly on Peace who flies quite high into the air. War looking desperate as he watches Peace handle some crazy amounts of damage.
Hanson: One kick, two kick, three hard kicks. Four kicks, five kick, six legal kicks. Seven kick, ,eight kick, oh my god!
Vinegar: War with a missile dropkick out of nowhere to the chest of Master’s who flies back for a second. Hazel ushering out War as Peace gets to his feet after being stomped on by Master’s a couple of times.
Hanson: War and Peace are the legit cheaters of the day as Master’s and Dredd attempt to play fair.
Vinegar: Wrong, Hanson, because Master’s was the original one to attack Peace at the very beginning of the match!
Hanson: Look at that, Nick. Peace tried to go for the tag even with the help and couldn’t because Master’s is too much of a technician in the ring to let it happen.
Vinegar: Master’s pulling Peace away as War almost had his hands in connection with Peace. Master’s locking in a single leg boston crab.
Hanson: I hope Peace taps out and the team quits the rest of the tournament so we can save some TV time on these losers. Maybe give Master’s and Dredd some more TV time.
Vinegar: Or more Jensen TV time…
Hanson: War and Peace isn’t that bad. I mean…buy single brand deodorant…
Vinegar: You’re a joke, Hanson, but I can agree that boston crab is masterly put in. Peace doesn’t seem like he has a chance in hell in getting out of that move.
Hanson: Wow, look at the new way Master’s is pulling Peace’s leg over his shoulder to increase pressure to his back. War bouncing all over the ring in some lame attempt to rally up the crowd.
Vinegar: No lame attempt, Hanson, because the crowd is chanting War and Peace’s names as loud as I have ever experienced. They really want Peace to escape that modified boston crab.
Hanson: I enjoy when the fans don’t get what they want at times, Nick. NO!
Vinegar: PEACE MANAGES TO MANEVUER HIS LEG OVER MASTER’S OTHER SHOULDER AND PULLS OUT A MODIFIED HURRICARANA!!! Master’s is dazed and PEACE JUMPS FOR THE TAG AND WAR IS IN!
Hanson: Focus up, Master’s!
Vinegar: Master’s jumps at him with a clothesline but War dunks and springboards off friendly ropes into a back elbow to the face of Master’s who rolls back from the force. War doesn’t let up at all and runs up the corner turnbuckles and jumps off with a BEAUTIFUL moonsault!
Hanson: AH! Master’s must be sick or something because he would usually not let these kinds of things happen!
Vinegar: That moonsault was a beauty but Master’s being taken to the ground was greater. Master’s rolling around with his head in hand as War bounces off to the ropes and jumps into a flying lariat to the head of Master’s. War gaining massive momentum and tags in Peace.
Hanson: Peace is too weak from earlier and will surely lose the momentum that War tried to hard to get!
Vinegar: I doubt so because both of them drop Master’s with a double STO. I wonder where Dredd has gone…
Hanson: THERE HE IS! Dredd slides into the ring with a chair and swings at Peace who bounces off of the ropes with a kick to Dredd who falls back and trips over War who was hunched over.
Vinegar: I like when you get so into the match that you accidentally commentate the people you dislike doing well. I’ll take over as Peace springboards a moonsault off the ropes right onto Master’s. Cover!
Hazel: 1!
Hazel: 2!
Hazel: WOW!
Vinegar: WOW!
Hanson: WOW!
Vinegar: Dredd lifts up Peace with one hand! Right into the air and Peace is struggling to free himself! War attempts to help but Hazel pushes him outside of the ring. Dredd getting to his feet without letting go of Peace.
Hanson: FINISH HIM DREDD!
Vinegar: HE HITS PEACE WITH A MASSIVE HEADBUTT WHO BOUNCES BACK INTO REVERSE DDT FROM MASTER’S WHO RECOVERED OUT OF NOWHERE!
Hazel: 1!
Hazel: 2!
Hazel: 3!
Dennis: Your winners, via pinfall... CHIP MASTERS AND DREDD!!!
Hanson: YAY!
Vinegar: Hazel was trying to push War back out of the ring and forgot that Dredd had got a hold of Peace which allowed them to take advantage and put Peace away for the three count. I suppose it is luck and teamwork that got them the win. It could be what wins them the Tag Gold in the end though.
Chip Masters and ‘The Monster’ Dredd (9)
Ezekiel ‘Peace’ Pax and Marek ‘War’ Daisuke (7)
Hanson: Wait, what about that one in Canada?
Hanson and Vinegar stare at each other for several moments, before both erupting into laughter.
Vinegar: You’re alright, Dan, you’re alright. But we’ve got a heck of a lot of action to get to, so I say we dive right into it!
'Honor' by Atreyu with an introduction by 'We Will Rock You' by Queen leading into 'Iron Man' by Black Sabbath plays as War and Peace make their way out to the ring.
Dennis: The following match is a first round match of the GIW Tag Team Title Tournament! Introducing the first team... EZEKIEL 'PEACE' PAX AND MAREK 'WAR' DAISUKE!!!
Vinegar: This will be the first match of the round robin contest to decide the first ever Tag Team champions of GIW. War and Peace coming out to a pretty hot reaction as the crowd seems really into the team. These young highfliers hoping to pick up a win here tonight and catapult their careers.
Hanson: Mr. Obvious aside…War and Peace obviously going to act as filler for the upcoming team on their way to being the first ever Tag Team Champions.
“Divine” by Korn plays as Chip Masters and Dredd make their way out to the ring as War and Peace wait on the opposite side of the ring and talk over plans.
Dennis: And the opponents... 'THE AMERICAN CHAMPION' CHIP MASTERS AND 'THE MONSTER' DREDD!!!!
Hanson: Here is the team I have a good feeling about. These two real hot stars in the company with Chip Masters having a win over GIW Legend, Sean Jensen.
Vinegar: His name is Sean Cyanide and I doubt he is a legend.
Hanson: More so than McSkinny.
Vinegar: McSkinny has actually held gold.
Hanson: Lets not delve into that territory. I got in trouble last week for my comments about Chassie Fear. Speaking of which, Hazel East is the referee for tonight. I love referring a Hazel East match. Despite the fact that she is simply the referee.
Vinegar: The two teams staring each other down as they try and decide who will start off the matches tonight. I think they decided that Chip Masters and Peace would be the two to start off the match as Dredd and War back out of the ring.
Bell Rings.
Hanson: Masters tags Dredd in right away! Ha. I think he feels that Peace is too much of a chump to be dealing with, Nick. I love how Masters treats his opponents.
Vinegar: Dredd stepping out, as Peace looks slightly worried. Dredd weighs in at almost two hundred more pounds than peace. He weighs as much as the whole team of War and Peace.
Hanson: Bets placed, emergency crews prepared, and bikini women in place.
Vinegar: Peace charges and dodges a clothesline attempt to go for a springboard off of the rope but Masters knocks him in the face. Peace falls down to his back as Dredd follows up with a giant jumping elbow drop.
Hanson: I can respect these tactics being used in the match.
Vinegar: Dredd lifting up Peace who counters with a sit down jawbreaker, followed by a European uppercut to the chin of Dredd, who stumbles back a step.
Hanson: BAM! A big boot ruins the attempted follow up charge from Peace who is now laid out in the ring.
Vinegar: Tough luck in terms of War and Peace having to take on these two massive hoss’. Dredd lifts up Peace and chunks him; back first, into the corner in which Master’s waits to eventually be tagged in. Dredd with a kick to the gut of Peace who falls to the ground in pain and attempts to cover him self from some of the following stomps.
Hanson: This match does not look like it is going to be much of a nail biter. I predict total owning of War and Peace until Dredd gets bored and pins both of them at the same time.
Vinegar: I guess Dredd doesn’t feel like tagging in because he lifts up Peace and gives him a huge scoop slam. Peace rolling around in pain as Dredd lifts him with one hand to his feet.
Hanson: He’s dragging him by the neck with one arm to the corner and just pounding his head into the buckle!!!!! HA! Peace’s head just bouncing feet from the pad only to be sent back into the padding! Ha. His body is so small compared to Dredd.
Vinegar: WOW! WAR JUST RUNS ALONG THE LINE OF THE RING AND HITS A KNEE TO THE HEAD OF DREDD WHO STUMBLES BACK INTO HIS OWN CORNER AND MASTERS TAGS HIMSELF IN!
Hanson: I wish you wouldn’t have yelled so much because Master’s just goes straight to throwing some punches into the ribs of Peace who still can’t find his footing.
Vinegar: Master’s lifts up Peace and hits a belly-to-belly on Peace who flies quite high into the air. War looking desperate as he watches Peace handle some crazy amounts of damage.
Hanson: One kick, two kick, three hard kicks. Four kicks, five kick, six legal kicks. Seven kick, ,eight kick, oh my god!
Vinegar: War with a missile dropkick out of nowhere to the chest of Master’s who flies back for a second. Hazel ushering out War as Peace gets to his feet after being stomped on by Master’s a couple of times.
Hanson: War and Peace are the legit cheaters of the day as Master’s and Dredd attempt to play fair.
Vinegar: Wrong, Hanson, because Master’s was the original one to attack Peace at the very beginning of the match!
Hanson: Look at that, Nick. Peace tried to go for the tag even with the help and couldn’t because Master’s is too much of a technician in the ring to let it happen.
Vinegar: Master’s pulling Peace away as War almost had his hands in connection with Peace. Master’s locking in a single leg boston crab.
Hanson: I hope Peace taps out and the team quits the rest of the tournament so we can save some TV time on these losers. Maybe give Master’s and Dredd some more TV time.
Vinegar: Or more Jensen TV time…
Hanson: War and Peace isn’t that bad. I mean…buy single brand deodorant…
Vinegar: You’re a joke, Hanson, but I can agree that boston crab is masterly put in. Peace doesn’t seem like he has a chance in hell in getting out of that move.
Hanson: Wow, look at the new way Master’s is pulling Peace’s leg over his shoulder to increase pressure to his back. War bouncing all over the ring in some lame attempt to rally up the crowd.
Vinegar: No lame attempt, Hanson, because the crowd is chanting War and Peace’s names as loud as I have ever experienced. They really want Peace to escape that modified boston crab.
Hanson: I enjoy when the fans don’t get what they want at times, Nick. NO!
Vinegar: PEACE MANAGES TO MANEVUER HIS LEG OVER MASTER’S OTHER SHOULDER AND PULLS OUT A MODIFIED HURRICARANA!!! Master’s is dazed and PEACE JUMPS FOR THE TAG AND WAR IS IN!
Hanson: Focus up, Master’s!
Vinegar: Master’s jumps at him with a clothesline but War dunks and springboards off friendly ropes into a back elbow to the face of Master’s who rolls back from the force. War doesn’t let up at all and runs up the corner turnbuckles and jumps off with a BEAUTIFUL moonsault!
Hanson: AH! Master’s must be sick or something because he would usually not let these kinds of things happen!
Vinegar: That moonsault was a beauty but Master’s being taken to the ground was greater. Master’s rolling around with his head in hand as War bounces off to the ropes and jumps into a flying lariat to the head of Master’s. War gaining massive momentum and tags in Peace.
Hanson: Peace is too weak from earlier and will surely lose the momentum that War tried to hard to get!
Vinegar: I doubt so because both of them drop Master’s with a double STO. I wonder where Dredd has gone…
Hanson: THERE HE IS! Dredd slides into the ring with a chair and swings at Peace who bounces off of the ropes with a kick to Dredd who falls back and trips over War who was hunched over.
Vinegar: I like when you get so into the match that you accidentally commentate the people you dislike doing well. I’ll take over as Peace springboards a moonsault off the ropes right onto Master’s. Cover!
Hazel: 1!
Hazel: 2!
Hazel: WOW!
Vinegar: WOW!
Hanson: WOW!
Vinegar: Dredd lifts up Peace with one hand! Right into the air and Peace is struggling to free himself! War attempts to help but Hazel pushes him outside of the ring. Dredd getting to his feet without letting go of Peace.
Hanson: FINISH HIM DREDD!
Vinegar: HE HITS PEACE WITH A MASSIVE HEADBUTT WHO BOUNCES BACK INTO REVERSE DDT FROM MASTER’S WHO RECOVERED OUT OF NOWHERE!
Hazel: 1!
Hazel: 2!
Hazel: 3!
Dennis: Your winners, via pinfall... CHIP MASTERS AND DREDD!!!
Hanson: YAY!
Vinegar: Hazel was trying to push War back out of the ring and forgot that Dredd had got a hold of Peace which allowed them to take advantage and put Peace away for the three count. I suppose it is luck and teamwork that got them the win. It could be what wins them the Tag Gold in the end though.
Chip Masters and ‘The Monster’ Dredd (9)
Ezekiel ‘Peace’ Pax and Marek ‘War’ Daisuke (7)