Post by Lord Hastings on Jul 20, 2009 21:25:52 GMT -5
Hanson: Well my niggas, it's that time of week again.
Vinegar: Oh God. I can hear the lawsuits being filed already...
Teahouse starts playing and Alex Kiseragi walks out to the top of the ramp. He‘s wearing a black and white pinstripe suit, black shirt, white tie and has the Global Heavyweight title draped over his left shoulder.
Hanson: Oh god, what does he want?
Vinegar: That’s our new Global Heavyweight Champion there partner. He went though hell in London to get that. I think he’s earned a few minutes of our time.
Alex slowly walks down towards the ring, taking his time to high five or shake hands with as many fans as possible and pointing and waving towards any signs with his name he happens to spot on the way.
Hanson: Look at him sucking up to the crowd.
Vinegar: They love him, and he loves them…
Hanson: I bet he does.
Vinegar: You know that’s not what I meant. Would you rather he ignored and belittled them like Travis Roberts?
Hanson: Travis Roberts is a whore.
Alex gets down to the ring and climbs up the steps and through the middle and top rope. Dennis hands him a microphone which he accepts and shakes his hand before the announcer steps out. Alex holds his hand up, politely asking for quiet so he can speak. Once the worst of the cheers have died down he raises the mic to his mouth.
Alex: Hey.
There’s another loud cheer which brings a wide beaming smile to his face and he holds his hand up again to quite them again.
Alex: So, I’ve been here just over three months now and frankly, to be standing here right now, holding this belt, I’m as surprised as any of you. I can only say that it’s a dream come true.
Alex: After the show last week I was in a hospital over in London, getting patched up and, once I’d recovered from the blood loss I started to think about everyone who made this possible for me, because to claim I did this alone would be a vile injustice to a lot of people. That’s why I requested to come out here tonight, to say Thank You.
Alex lowers the mic a little and lets the crowd cheer again. He shrugs his shoulder a little to adjust the belt on his shoulder and raises the mic again.
Alex: That wasn’t it. Because one all encompassing thank you isn’t enough. So in no particular order, I’d like to get to everyone. First, I wanna thank Declan Prescott.
There’s a chorus of boos from all around and Alex holds his hand up again.
Alex: Yes, you’re right to boo. Declan Prescott is a horrible, conniving, manipulative person. But without Declan Prescott there would be no Global Impact Wrestling. Without Declan Prescott I wouldn’t be in this company and without Declan Prescott giving me my opportunities I wouldn’t have been able to win this belt.
Hanson: He’s got a point. He owes our great owner everything.
Vinegar: Everything’s probably a bit of an exaggeration but I think it’s only right to acknowledge him.
Alex: Now I’ve got him out of the way, the more genuine thank yous.
Alex points his free hand up the ramp towards the backstage area.
Alex: I wanna thank Ray and Mike, the pyro guys, and Dave the soundman.
Alex turns around and walks to the other side of the ring to point at Mitchell Dennis.
Alex: And I wanna thank Mitchell Dennis, all of you, for making me look good every time I came out here. Thank you.
Alex walks across the ring again to point to Nick Vinegar at the announce table.
Alex: I want to thank the great Nick Vinegar, for believing in me and bigging me up, and I wanna thank Dani---actually scratch that. Stuff him.
Vinegar: In the words of the internet, I think you just got owned.
Hanson: Shut up.
Alex: I wanna thank Randy Boolzian and Brandon Brown, and hell, let’s throw Jack Severino into this one too. I wanna thank Jack for that first time he dumped my head into the mat and pinned me. I want to thank Brandon Brown for every time he kicked me in the face. I want to thank Randy Boolzian for slamming my face into those tacs. Every one of you pushed me to a new limit. Every one of you made me stronger and prepared me for this moment, for that I thank you.
Hanson: Oh pu-lease. I feel like I’m in some Disney after school special.
Vinegar: You’re just jealous because he didn’t have a thank you for you.
Alex: I want to thank you all, the fans.
There’s another huge cheer which Alex tries to talk over, having to start his sentence several times before he can.
Alex: I want to thank every one of you who has cheered my name. Every one of you who has inspired me every time I’ve stepped out onto this stage. Every one of you who has picked me up when I’ve been knocked down and given you strength to my muscles. To all the Dragons out there, thank you.
Alex: And finally, I want to thank one man. Dave, music.
Teahouse starts to play again and Yasutoki walks out to a few cheers from those fans who recognise him and appreciate the role he played the week before, or those who, just like cheering. Yasutoki climbs up the steps and into the ring the same way his son did before.
Hanson: Oh, so the cheaters here too. This is just great.
Vinegar: Cheater?
Hanson: Yeah, you saw him interfere.
Vinegar: By taking out someone else who was interfering and actually in no way involving himself with the actual match?
Hanson: Exactly…wait, what?
Alex and his Father share a brief embrace before the elder backs off, bowing his head slightly in respect as Alex continues.
Alex: For those of you who don’t know, I’d like to introduce my Father. Yasutoki Kiseragi, who’d I should be thanking for too many things to fit into this show, so for now I’m going to say thank you for knocking aside that damn missile launcher, for giving Declan Prescott the beating he’s been asking for, and for making me the man I am today.
Hanson: Please tell me he’s done.
Alex: Now there’s one more thing I want to say.
Hanson: Oh crap.
Alex: Randy Boolzian. You may not have announced your choice of match for Horizons, but it’s still no secret that you’re gunning for this belt. Now I know someone must have said it to you at the fan fest in London, because everyone said to me, it’s the match they all want to see. The Dragon and the Red Bull Icon, for the biggest title of the biggest company in the biggest match on the biggest stage of them all. So let’s settle it, man to man, one on one, Randy. Horizons, bring it on.
Teahouse kicks in again as Alex lowers the mic and both he and his Father leave the ring, Yasutoki splitting the ropes for Alex to pass through, Alex doing the same as his Father follows. He passes the microphone to Mitchell Dennis as he leaves and the two walk backwards up the ramp, Yasutoki holding up his Son’s right arm while the Dragon holds up the title belt in his left.
Vinegar: Now there’s a true champion. Respectful, courageous, honourable.
Hanson: Stupid.
Vinegar: Oh quit whining, maybe if you didn’t make gay jokes about him all the time he’d have thanked you too. Now suck it up, cause after this commercial break, we’ve gotour first match coming up and it promises to be a barn burner.
Vinegar: Oh God. I can hear the lawsuits being filed already...
Teahouse starts playing and Alex Kiseragi walks out to the top of the ramp. He‘s wearing a black and white pinstripe suit, black shirt, white tie and has the Global Heavyweight title draped over his left shoulder.
Hanson: Oh god, what does he want?
Vinegar: That’s our new Global Heavyweight Champion there partner. He went though hell in London to get that. I think he’s earned a few minutes of our time.
Alex slowly walks down towards the ring, taking his time to high five or shake hands with as many fans as possible and pointing and waving towards any signs with his name he happens to spot on the way.
Hanson: Look at him sucking up to the crowd.
Vinegar: They love him, and he loves them…
Hanson: I bet he does.
Vinegar: You know that’s not what I meant. Would you rather he ignored and belittled them like Travis Roberts?
Hanson: Travis Roberts is a whore.
Alex gets down to the ring and climbs up the steps and through the middle and top rope. Dennis hands him a microphone which he accepts and shakes his hand before the announcer steps out. Alex holds his hand up, politely asking for quiet so he can speak. Once the worst of the cheers have died down he raises the mic to his mouth.
Alex: Hey.
There’s another loud cheer which brings a wide beaming smile to his face and he holds his hand up again to quite them again.
Alex: So, I’ve been here just over three months now and frankly, to be standing here right now, holding this belt, I’m as surprised as any of you. I can only say that it’s a dream come true.
Alex: After the show last week I was in a hospital over in London, getting patched up and, once I’d recovered from the blood loss I started to think about everyone who made this possible for me, because to claim I did this alone would be a vile injustice to a lot of people. That’s why I requested to come out here tonight, to say Thank You.
Alex lowers the mic a little and lets the crowd cheer again. He shrugs his shoulder a little to adjust the belt on his shoulder and raises the mic again.
Alex: That wasn’t it. Because one all encompassing thank you isn’t enough. So in no particular order, I’d like to get to everyone. First, I wanna thank Declan Prescott.
There’s a chorus of boos from all around and Alex holds his hand up again.
Alex: Yes, you’re right to boo. Declan Prescott is a horrible, conniving, manipulative person. But without Declan Prescott there would be no Global Impact Wrestling. Without Declan Prescott I wouldn’t be in this company and without Declan Prescott giving me my opportunities I wouldn’t have been able to win this belt.
Hanson: He’s got a point. He owes our great owner everything.
Vinegar: Everything’s probably a bit of an exaggeration but I think it’s only right to acknowledge him.
Alex: Now I’ve got him out of the way, the more genuine thank yous.
Alex points his free hand up the ramp towards the backstage area.
Alex: I wanna thank Ray and Mike, the pyro guys, and Dave the soundman.
Alex turns around and walks to the other side of the ring to point at Mitchell Dennis.
Alex: And I wanna thank Mitchell Dennis, all of you, for making me look good every time I came out here. Thank you.
Alex walks across the ring again to point to Nick Vinegar at the announce table.
Alex: I want to thank the great Nick Vinegar, for believing in me and bigging me up, and I wanna thank Dani---actually scratch that. Stuff him.
Vinegar: In the words of the internet, I think you just got owned.
Hanson: Shut up.
Alex: I wanna thank Randy Boolzian and Brandon Brown, and hell, let’s throw Jack Severino into this one too. I wanna thank Jack for that first time he dumped my head into the mat and pinned me. I want to thank Brandon Brown for every time he kicked me in the face. I want to thank Randy Boolzian for slamming my face into those tacs. Every one of you pushed me to a new limit. Every one of you made me stronger and prepared me for this moment, for that I thank you.
Hanson: Oh pu-lease. I feel like I’m in some Disney after school special.
Vinegar: You’re just jealous because he didn’t have a thank you for you.
Alex: I want to thank you all, the fans.
There’s another huge cheer which Alex tries to talk over, having to start his sentence several times before he can.
Alex: I want to thank every one of you who has cheered my name. Every one of you who has inspired me every time I’ve stepped out onto this stage. Every one of you who has picked me up when I’ve been knocked down and given you strength to my muscles. To all the Dragons out there, thank you.
Alex: And finally, I want to thank one man. Dave, music.
Teahouse starts to play again and Yasutoki walks out to a few cheers from those fans who recognise him and appreciate the role he played the week before, or those who, just like cheering. Yasutoki climbs up the steps and into the ring the same way his son did before.
Hanson: Oh, so the cheaters here too. This is just great.
Vinegar: Cheater?
Hanson: Yeah, you saw him interfere.
Vinegar: By taking out someone else who was interfering and actually in no way involving himself with the actual match?
Hanson: Exactly…wait, what?
Alex and his Father share a brief embrace before the elder backs off, bowing his head slightly in respect as Alex continues.
Alex: For those of you who don’t know, I’d like to introduce my Father. Yasutoki Kiseragi, who’d I should be thanking for too many things to fit into this show, so for now I’m going to say thank you for knocking aside that damn missile launcher, for giving Declan Prescott the beating he’s been asking for, and for making me the man I am today.
Hanson: Please tell me he’s done.
Alex: Now there’s one more thing I want to say.
Hanson: Oh crap.
Alex: Randy Boolzian. You may not have announced your choice of match for Horizons, but it’s still no secret that you’re gunning for this belt. Now I know someone must have said it to you at the fan fest in London, because everyone said to me, it’s the match they all want to see. The Dragon and the Red Bull Icon, for the biggest title of the biggest company in the biggest match on the biggest stage of them all. So let’s settle it, man to man, one on one, Randy. Horizons, bring it on.
Teahouse kicks in again as Alex lowers the mic and both he and his Father leave the ring, Yasutoki splitting the ropes for Alex to pass through, Alex doing the same as his Father follows. He passes the microphone to Mitchell Dennis as he leaves and the two walk backwards up the ramp, Yasutoki holding up his Son’s right arm while the Dragon holds up the title belt in his left.
Vinegar: Now there’s a true champion. Respectful, courageous, honourable.
Hanson: Stupid.
Vinegar: Oh quit whining, maybe if you didn’t make gay jokes about him all the time he’d have thanked you too. Now suck it up, cause after this commercial break, we’ve gotour first match coming up and it promises to be a barn burner.