Post by swagnificent on Feb 5, 2020 16:58:53 GMT -5
Name: The Generic Heel
Appearance: Incredibly, overwhelmingly sexy
Pic Base: Nacho Libre
Height/Weight: 5'Sexy, 240 lbs of Sexy Brand butter
Entrance: Very expensive. A live band plays "Thus Spake Zarathutra." The aisle is lined on both sides with some smokin' hot Asian chicks. I wear a robe crafted from the dreams of the youth. Its pretty sweet.
Basic Moves: Punch. Kick. Stalling for a REALLY long time. Eye scratches. Telling the ref that the dastardly good guy pulled on my mask.
Signature Moves: Poke to the eye. Begging off, followed by a low blow.
Finisher: Piledriver - None of that fancy junk with 27 twists or variations. Just a goddamn PILEDRIVER.
Past Accomplishments: 49-time world champion. Undefeated in nearly 30 years in the business. Time Magazine's "Greatest Man of the Year." The only man to be given a Hall of Fame ring before a fed even opened.
Brief History: The single greatest wrestler there has ever been. Taught your dad how to wrestle and your mom how to "wrestle." Now owns a wrestling school that churns out winner after winner and crafts amazingly detailed and accurate wrestling predictions.
Appearance: Incredibly, overwhelmingly sexy
Pic Base: Nacho Libre
Height/Weight: 5'Sexy, 240 lbs of Sexy Brand butter
Entrance: Very expensive. A live band plays "Thus Spake Zarathutra." The aisle is lined on both sides with some smokin' hot Asian chicks. I wear a robe crafted from the dreams of the youth. Its pretty sweet.
Basic Moves: Punch. Kick. Stalling for a REALLY long time. Eye scratches. Telling the ref that the dastardly good guy pulled on my mask.
Signature Moves: Poke to the eye. Begging off, followed by a low blow.
Finisher: Piledriver - None of that fancy junk with 27 twists or variations. Just a goddamn PILEDRIVER.
Past Accomplishments: 49-time world champion. Undefeated in nearly 30 years in the business. Time Magazine's "Greatest Man of the Year." The only man to be given a Hall of Fame ring before a fed even opened.
Brief History: The single greatest wrestler there has ever been. Taught your dad how to wrestle and your mom how to "wrestle." Now owns a wrestling school that churns out winner after winner and crafts amazingly detailed and accurate wrestling predictions.