Post by Lord Hastings on Jul 20, 2009 21:36:17 GMT -5
“Divine” by Korn plays as Chip Masters and Dredd make their way out to the ring as the crowd lets out a chorus of booes.
Hanson: This team is guaranteed a spot in the finals of the tag team tournament and I dig it. They’re facing Cyanide and some other fool for about no reason but it could be really useful to continue the amazing momentum this team has had of late. Chip Masters returning after taking last week off and letting Raenius fight in his place. They defeated that fool Savana and now it’s time for Cyanide to come out.
Vinegar: And not one cussword.
All Nightmare Long by Metallica plays as Savior and Cyanide make their way down to the ring
Vinegar: I find it kind of sad that Cyanide still uses the old music from when he teamed with Dylan James.
Hanson: I use to be a fan of him and James but this Savior guys makes it hard to even fathom up cheering his name in the occasion of righteousness.
Vinegar: Cyanide and Savior sliding into the ring and staring down Dredd and Chip Masters. I am guessing that Sean just really wants to ruin their momentum and let them know that they are not undefeatable.
Hanson: What about Savior?
Vinegar: He needs a paycheck.
Hanson: BURN!
RING!
Vinegar: The match has started and OH MY GOD! Savior right away just comes off that top turnbuckle and lands a massive crossbody on Masters! He isn’t even the legal man in because Cyanide follows up with a barrage of stomps on Master’s who struggles to find his bearings.
Hanson: Either Savior is turning heel or Cyanide is turning face.
Vinegar: Cyanide just pushed the referee back so I suppose Savior is in line for a heel turn. Cyanide lifting masters up and Irish whipping him to his own corner. A knee to the abdomen! Tag in to Savior who jumps right in and kicks Master’s in the stomach until Master’s is on his knee.
Hanson: Savior is a feisty little fellow to fight with.
Vinegar: Savior landing some massive chops on the chest of Master’s while watching out for the Monster Dredd. He has been known to jump the rules and attack the legal member in the match.
Hanson: Wasn’t the beginning of the match headlined by the illegal man attacking the legal man. Ha. I just made it sound like a Mexican attacked a white man.
Vinegar: DAMN IT, Hanson. Savior going for a running clothesline but no! Masters counters into a belly-to-belly. Savior holding his back as Masters slingshots him into a hard forearm from Dredd.
Hanson: Just look at Savior drop dead to the ground as Masters looks at him with some happiness in his eyes! Ha. Cyanide seems pretty bummed with his choice of a partner.
Vinegar: Master’s bending over to lift up Savior but Savior kicks him right in the head! Master’s stumbles back into a leg sweep from Cyanide! The referee trying to move Cyanide out of the ring as Dredd jumps in and charges Savior! He dodges and Dredd nails Master’s! Savior with a kick to the side of the head to Dredd which will hold him off just long enough for the referee to take notice and push him out.
Hanson: Sometimes Dredd doesn’t get any of the luck.
Vinegar: Savior with a tag to Cyanide! Cyanide jumps in and lifts up Master’s for a flapjack to the ground and charges at Dredd with a massive dropkick! He’s all excited and I don’t think anything can stop him now, Hanson.
Hanson: I believe Master’s eventually will.
Vinegar: Cyanide with an impeller DDT! He just spiked Master’s head straight into the ground and he covers!
Paterson: 1!
Paterson: 2!
Paterson: Kick out!
Master’s kicks out at the last second, as Cyanide looks annoyed.
Vinegar: Cyanide thought he had the match won with that DDT. I almost fell for it as well.
Hanson: I told you Master’s would ensure that Cyanide does not win this match.
Cyanide pushes Master’s back into his corner and tags in Savior. They both perform a double team suplex to Master’s who holds his back in agony.
Vinegar: I wonder where Dredd is that he cannot be at the corner for Master’s to tag out to. I doubt that dropkick from Cyanide was really that terrible.
Hanson: He probably heard your commentating or something along those lines.
Cyanide gets out to the apron as Savior works over Masters on the ground. Savior leans over to lift up Master’s WHEN MASTERS ROLLS HIM UP!
Paterson: 1!
Paterson: 2!
Paterson: KICK OUT!
Vinegar: The scum of Dredd has just nailed Cyanide with a chair from behind while Master’s distracted the referee by attempting to pin Savior!
Hanson: That is a very interesting way of teamwork to play. These two are really proving that they are going to be a hard team to overcome as a tag team.
Vinegar: I am not feeling to hot right now as Savior tried to baseball slide Dredd but got hit with a massive fist to the abdomen as he was sliding out.
Hanson: Dredd just lifting him up like he is nothing and tossing him back into the ring.
Vinegar: Reverse DDT to Savior and Master’s covers.
Paterson: 1!
Paterson: 2!
Paterson: 3!
Vinegar: These two pick up another victory with their sketchy style of following the rules.
Hanson: This team is guaranteed a spot in the finals of the tag team tournament and I dig it. They’re facing Cyanide and some other fool for about no reason but it could be really useful to continue the amazing momentum this team has had of late. Chip Masters returning after taking last week off and letting Raenius fight in his place. They defeated that fool Savana and now it’s time for Cyanide to come out.
Vinegar: And not one cussword.
All Nightmare Long by Metallica plays as Savior and Cyanide make their way down to the ring
Vinegar: I find it kind of sad that Cyanide still uses the old music from when he teamed with Dylan James.
Hanson: I use to be a fan of him and James but this Savior guys makes it hard to even fathom up cheering his name in the occasion of righteousness.
Vinegar: Cyanide and Savior sliding into the ring and staring down Dredd and Chip Masters. I am guessing that Sean just really wants to ruin their momentum and let them know that they are not undefeatable.
Hanson: What about Savior?
Vinegar: He needs a paycheck.
Hanson: BURN!
RING!
Vinegar: The match has started and OH MY GOD! Savior right away just comes off that top turnbuckle and lands a massive crossbody on Masters! He isn’t even the legal man in because Cyanide follows up with a barrage of stomps on Master’s who struggles to find his bearings.
Hanson: Either Savior is turning heel or Cyanide is turning face.
Vinegar: Cyanide just pushed the referee back so I suppose Savior is in line for a heel turn. Cyanide lifting masters up and Irish whipping him to his own corner. A knee to the abdomen! Tag in to Savior who jumps right in and kicks Master’s in the stomach until Master’s is on his knee.
Hanson: Savior is a feisty little fellow to fight with.
Vinegar: Savior landing some massive chops on the chest of Master’s while watching out for the Monster Dredd. He has been known to jump the rules and attack the legal member in the match.
Hanson: Wasn’t the beginning of the match headlined by the illegal man attacking the legal man. Ha. I just made it sound like a Mexican attacked a white man.
Vinegar: DAMN IT, Hanson. Savior going for a running clothesline but no! Masters counters into a belly-to-belly. Savior holding his back as Masters slingshots him into a hard forearm from Dredd.
Hanson: Just look at Savior drop dead to the ground as Masters looks at him with some happiness in his eyes! Ha. Cyanide seems pretty bummed with his choice of a partner.
Vinegar: Master’s bending over to lift up Savior but Savior kicks him right in the head! Master’s stumbles back into a leg sweep from Cyanide! The referee trying to move Cyanide out of the ring as Dredd jumps in and charges Savior! He dodges and Dredd nails Master’s! Savior with a kick to the side of the head to Dredd which will hold him off just long enough for the referee to take notice and push him out.
Hanson: Sometimes Dredd doesn’t get any of the luck.
Vinegar: Savior with a tag to Cyanide! Cyanide jumps in and lifts up Master’s for a flapjack to the ground and charges at Dredd with a massive dropkick! He’s all excited and I don’t think anything can stop him now, Hanson.
Hanson: I believe Master’s eventually will.
Vinegar: Cyanide with an impeller DDT! He just spiked Master’s head straight into the ground and he covers!
Paterson: 1!
Paterson: 2!
Paterson: Kick out!
Master’s kicks out at the last second, as Cyanide looks annoyed.
Vinegar: Cyanide thought he had the match won with that DDT. I almost fell for it as well.
Hanson: I told you Master’s would ensure that Cyanide does not win this match.
Cyanide pushes Master’s back into his corner and tags in Savior. They both perform a double team suplex to Master’s who holds his back in agony.
Vinegar: I wonder where Dredd is that he cannot be at the corner for Master’s to tag out to. I doubt that dropkick from Cyanide was really that terrible.
Hanson: He probably heard your commentating or something along those lines.
Cyanide gets out to the apron as Savior works over Masters on the ground. Savior leans over to lift up Master’s WHEN MASTERS ROLLS HIM UP!
Paterson: 1!
Paterson: 2!
Paterson: KICK OUT!
Vinegar: The scum of Dredd has just nailed Cyanide with a chair from behind while Master’s distracted the referee by attempting to pin Savior!
Hanson: That is a very interesting way of teamwork to play. These two are really proving that they are going to be a hard team to overcome as a tag team.
Vinegar: I am not feeling to hot right now as Savior tried to baseball slide Dredd but got hit with a massive fist to the abdomen as he was sliding out.
Hanson: Dredd just lifting him up like he is nothing and tossing him back into the ring.
Vinegar: Reverse DDT to Savior and Master’s covers.
Paterson: 1!
Paterson: 2!
Paterson: 3!
Vinegar: These two pick up another victory with their sketchy style of following the rules.