Post by Lord Hastings on Jul 20, 2009 21:43:11 GMT -5
Vinegar: Ladies and gentlemen we are just weeks away from Horizons, and the whole company is in upheaval, the lines of command have been torn down, a new general will command the troops, and it all starts tonight, ONLY on Sentinel...
Hanson: Boss Penguin is going to be the end of this company, look at the card tonight, he’s forcing the Owner of this company into a match with two females, and has stacked the odd’s against ‘The Blessed One’ in the main event...but mark my words, ‘The Revolution’ will overcome the tyranny of that oversized duck.
Vinegar: Either way I’m sure that struggle is going to be very entertaining. But let us not forget we also have The Global Heavyweight Champion teaming with the still undefeated Hardcore Champion in a triple threat tag team match.
Hanson: As well has War and Peace squaring off against American Muscle in a sneak preview of the GIW Tag team Championship final match at Horizons.
Vinegar: And don’t forget, the winners of tonight’s match get to choose the stipulation for that all important match, so really it’s a must win match for both sides.
Hanson: Unfortunately before that we have a Sean Jensen match.
Vinegar: Cyanide.
Hanson: Yes please, didn’t know you carried that to ringside, but I’m willing to partake in that to avoid the tedium’s of another Jensen match.
Vinegar: I wasn’t offering you a way out of life, his names Cyanide now, and has been for weeks.
Hanson: Can’t say I’ve been paying too much attention...
Dennis: Ladies and Gentlemen tonight’s first match is scheduled for one fall and is a triple threat match...
“Diamond In the Rough Hits”
Dennis: Introducing first, from Christchurch, New Zealand, ‘Diamond’ JAAAAAAACK SEEEEVERIIIIINOOOOO!!!!
The arena lights dim to darkness before a few solitary gold spotlights flick on shining upon the entranceway where Jack Severino stands his back to us arms out either side of himself ala Chris Jericho before he spins around into a Randy Orton esque "Legend Killer" pose, before dropping his arms to either side of himself smirking out at the fans before strutting down to the ring, flexing his physique posing and trash talking as he does so, climbing the ring steps he walks the full length of one side of the ring apron before staring out at the audience then entering the ring through the middle and top ring ropes where he raises his hands out either side of himself approaching the turnbuckle which he climbs up and proclaims that he’s the absolute best before climbing back down and taking the middle of the ring.
Vinegar: here’s a man, still fighting to get out from under the shadow of his partner, Gabrielle...
Hanson: Who the hell would wanna get out from under Gabby?
“Castlevania: Symphony of the Night” starts to fill the arena.
Dennis: Introducing his first opponent, from Rome, Italy....SOOOOOOLOOOOOOMOOOOON!
The crowd turn their attention to the stage, and the lone spotlight focused on the curtains, but there is no movement, or sign of Solomon. After a few moments the crowd begin to grow impatient and start hurling abuse towards to Globatron. Dennis holds his earpiece tight to his ear, and returns to the microphone having received some instructions.
Dennis: Ladies and Gentlemen, we are currently having trouble locating Solomon, he had apparently arrived at the arena, but is nowhere to be found.
Vinegar: Strange.
Hanson: Strange? Is there anything normal about Solomon?
“Vengeance Is Mine” hits to PA, but once again there is no sign of the competitor...
Dennis: Ladies and Gentlemen, I’m not quite sure what to say, apparently we cannot locate Sean Cyanide either...I really hope Boss Penguin knows I’m not the one responsible for getting them to the ring...
Hanson: No Jensen?
Vinegar: No Cyanide.
Hanson: YEEE-EEE-EESSSSS!
Dennis: Under the rule’s of GIW, if neither opponent appears within the next 10 seconds, ‘Diamond’ Jack Severino will win this match via forfeit...
Crowd: 10...9...8...
Vinegar: Jack doesn’t seem happy about this, he’s ready to wrestle, I expect after the loss of his home he wants some kind of distraction.
Hanson: Hell, I’d be happy to have an extra ten minutes to bang the crap out of Gabrielle before her match...
Crowd: 7...6...5...4...3...2...
The opening of monkey sound of "Down with the sickness" from disturbed. The words, "I believe" from "How far we've come" by Matchbox 20. The words, "Your Beautiful" from the song "Your Beautiful" by James Blunt. Then the constant drone from Moonlight Sinatra by Mozart blare across the arena...
Dennis: Errrrm...
The crowd turns, and standing on the ramp, wrapped in a cape,a nd holding it’s cane, is none other than GIW’s only professional Super Villain, Marlo the Beautiful stands...and he has a microphone in hand...
Marlo: Of course! How could you ever have doubted it? Who other than Marlo the Beautiful would have the ability and power to confine two superstars of the calibre of Solomon and Sean Cyanide, and prevent them from appearing at this show. I can feel you all, cowering in front of Marlon the Beautiful...
Vinegar: Are you cowering Daniel?
Hanson: I sure am? But I’m just worried Marlo’s Ass might come over here and try and grape me...you know it has a mind of its own apparently.
Marlo: So once again, Marlo The Beautiful has been able to make a mockery of your ‘wrestling’ show, using only the power of the great Ionised Brain Stare, just imagine how much damage I could do if I unleashed my true potential upon you! I could destroy this company, tonight I have merely lowered its quality...
Hanson: OK, it’s official, this...thing....is delusional. No sane person would think removing Sean Cyanide from a show would lower its quality...
Vinegar: Crazy or not, Marlo is now walking towards the ring, and ‘Diamond’ Jack Severino who looks unamused by this interruption...
Marlo: But rather than leave you all without an opening match, I, Marlo The Beautiful, will defeat this overblown excuse for a man, in a singles match...as we all know Marlo the Beautiful does not DO multi man matches...
Vinegar: A smile spreads across Jacks face and he signals he is ok with this as Marlo and her Ass climb into the ring...
Hanson: that’;s not fair, she said it was a singles match, how come his ass his allowed to get involved as well?
Vinegar: The bell rings, and Marlo merely stands staring at ‘Diamond’ Jack, obviously attempting the Ionised Brain Stare...JESUS! I didn’t see that coming...
Hanson: Severino has just collapsed to the ground, he was initially clutching his head, then he started twitching, but it seems now, he is lifeless...shit, maybe we shouldn’t be taking the piss out of Marlo on live TV...
Vinegar: Maybe we’ve all underestimated her, and now Marlo stands over DJS, and he looks around at the crowd, who have been stunned into silence...
Hanson: MWUHAHAHA...Jack was just playing along, showing some damn fine acting skills there, and he has sprung to his feet, he man handles Marlo...DIAMOND EDGE!!!
Vinegar: That Straight Jacket Style Sit Down Razors edge sends Marlo crashing to the canvas, but the ‘Diamond in the Rough’ is not done yet...he grabs Marlo and puts him back on his feet, grabs his wrist...DIAMOND VALLEY DRIVER!!!
Hanson: Ha Ha! I’ve been waiting some time to see Marlo take this kinda punishment...
Vinegar: I wouldn’t be surprised if you could fine that kinda action online...Pro-Wrestling obviously isn’t Marlo’s primary wage earner...and now DJS picks Marlo up one last time, thrusts his hand around his throat...RISE OF BRUTALITY...AND THE COVER...1...2...3!!!
Dennis: Here is your winner, JAAAAAAACK SEEEEEVERIIIIINOOOOO...
“NIGGA HOLD DAT!”
The sound of gunfire flies through the air, and GIW’s first ever Enforcer stands on top of the stage...
Hanson: Is that an AK47?
Vinegar: I think so...
Hanson: Shit that Bird is nuts!
Boss Penguin: GOOD JOB NIGGA! THIS PENGUIN DON’T TAKE KINDLY TO PEOPLE TRYING TO FUCK WID HIS CARD, YA HEAR? PICK THAT NIGGA UP OFF THE FLOOR< AND MAKE SURE THE NIGGA CAN SEE ME...
Jack drags Marlo up from the Canvas and props his transvestite clad body against the ropes facing Boss Penguin. At the sight of Marlo, Boss Penguin drops the cigar from his beak...
Boss Penguin: MOTHAFUCKA WHATS UP WITH DAT SHIT?
Boss Penguin takes a few moments to compose himself, and then addresses Marlo.
Boss Penguin: YO NIGGA, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK YO ARE, BUT THIS SHIT STOPS RIGHT NOW! DECLAN PRESCOTT MAY HAVE LET YOU RUN AROUND WITH THAT GINORMOUS ASS OF YOURS CAUSING ALL KINDS OF CRACKERHEADED SHIT, BUT BOSS PENGUIN IS A WHOLE DIFFERENT BREED, YA HEAR ME?
YO JUST AS LUCKY AS THE DUDES THAT CANCELLED THEIR MEETINGS ON SEPTEMBER 11TH, CAUSE IF THAT NIGGA WID DA HOT ASS HO, HAD NOT STEPPED UP AND BEAT YO ASS, I’D HAVE HAD TO COME DOWN THEIR WITH MA GOOD FRIEND...ANDREW KINKLEY 47...
Boss Penguin strokes the barrel of the AK-47...or Andrew as it appears to be named...
Boss Penguin: AND DON’T THINK I BE FOOLIN’ NIGGA! PEOPLE BETTER GET USED TO THE FACT YO JUST DON’T MESS WITH BOSS P’S PLANS...OR I WILL...FUCK...YO...UP!
OH, AND NIGGA JACK? GOOD WORK OUT THERE, YO CAUGHT THE EYE OF BOSS P MUTHAFUCKA!
With that Boss P fires another round into the GIW Arena ceiling and then makes his way back stage.
Vinegar: I ain’t ever crossing Boss P...
Hanson: I hear dat!
Hanson: Boss Penguin is going to be the end of this company, look at the card tonight, he’s forcing the Owner of this company into a match with two females, and has stacked the odd’s against ‘The Blessed One’ in the main event...but mark my words, ‘The Revolution’ will overcome the tyranny of that oversized duck.
Vinegar: Either way I’m sure that struggle is going to be very entertaining. But let us not forget we also have The Global Heavyweight Champion teaming with the still undefeated Hardcore Champion in a triple threat tag team match.
Hanson: As well has War and Peace squaring off against American Muscle in a sneak preview of the GIW Tag team Championship final match at Horizons.
Vinegar: And don’t forget, the winners of tonight’s match get to choose the stipulation for that all important match, so really it’s a must win match for both sides.
Hanson: Unfortunately before that we have a Sean Jensen match.
Vinegar: Cyanide.
Hanson: Yes please, didn’t know you carried that to ringside, but I’m willing to partake in that to avoid the tedium’s of another Jensen match.
Vinegar: I wasn’t offering you a way out of life, his names Cyanide now, and has been for weeks.
Hanson: Can’t say I’ve been paying too much attention...
Dennis: Ladies and Gentlemen tonight’s first match is scheduled for one fall and is a triple threat match...
“Diamond In the Rough Hits”
Dennis: Introducing first, from Christchurch, New Zealand, ‘Diamond’ JAAAAAAACK SEEEEVERIIIIINOOOOO!!!!
The arena lights dim to darkness before a few solitary gold spotlights flick on shining upon the entranceway where Jack Severino stands his back to us arms out either side of himself ala Chris Jericho before he spins around into a Randy Orton esque "Legend Killer" pose, before dropping his arms to either side of himself smirking out at the fans before strutting down to the ring, flexing his physique posing and trash talking as he does so, climbing the ring steps he walks the full length of one side of the ring apron before staring out at the audience then entering the ring through the middle and top ring ropes where he raises his hands out either side of himself approaching the turnbuckle which he climbs up and proclaims that he’s the absolute best before climbing back down and taking the middle of the ring.
Vinegar: here’s a man, still fighting to get out from under the shadow of his partner, Gabrielle...
Hanson: Who the hell would wanna get out from under Gabby?
“Castlevania: Symphony of the Night” starts to fill the arena.
Dennis: Introducing his first opponent, from Rome, Italy....SOOOOOOLOOOOOOMOOOOON!
The crowd turn their attention to the stage, and the lone spotlight focused on the curtains, but there is no movement, or sign of Solomon. After a few moments the crowd begin to grow impatient and start hurling abuse towards to Globatron. Dennis holds his earpiece tight to his ear, and returns to the microphone having received some instructions.
Dennis: Ladies and Gentlemen, we are currently having trouble locating Solomon, he had apparently arrived at the arena, but is nowhere to be found.
Vinegar: Strange.
Hanson: Strange? Is there anything normal about Solomon?
“Vengeance Is Mine” hits to PA, but once again there is no sign of the competitor...
Dennis: Ladies and Gentlemen, I’m not quite sure what to say, apparently we cannot locate Sean Cyanide either...I really hope Boss Penguin knows I’m not the one responsible for getting them to the ring...
Hanson: No Jensen?
Vinegar: No Cyanide.
Hanson: YEEE-EEE-EESSSSS!
Dennis: Under the rule’s of GIW, if neither opponent appears within the next 10 seconds, ‘Diamond’ Jack Severino will win this match via forfeit...
Crowd: 10...9...8...
Vinegar: Jack doesn’t seem happy about this, he’s ready to wrestle, I expect after the loss of his home he wants some kind of distraction.
Hanson: Hell, I’d be happy to have an extra ten minutes to bang the crap out of Gabrielle before her match...
Crowd: 7...6...5...4...3...2...
The opening of monkey sound of "Down with the sickness" from disturbed. The words, "I believe" from "How far we've come" by Matchbox 20. The words, "Your Beautiful" from the song "Your Beautiful" by James Blunt. Then the constant drone from Moonlight Sinatra by Mozart blare across the arena...
Dennis: Errrrm...
The crowd turns, and standing on the ramp, wrapped in a cape,a nd holding it’s cane, is none other than GIW’s only professional Super Villain, Marlo the Beautiful stands...and he has a microphone in hand...
Marlo: Of course! How could you ever have doubted it? Who other than Marlo the Beautiful would have the ability and power to confine two superstars of the calibre of Solomon and Sean Cyanide, and prevent them from appearing at this show. I can feel you all, cowering in front of Marlon the Beautiful...
Vinegar: Are you cowering Daniel?
Hanson: I sure am? But I’m just worried Marlo’s Ass might come over here and try and grape me...you know it has a mind of its own apparently.
Marlo: So once again, Marlo The Beautiful has been able to make a mockery of your ‘wrestling’ show, using only the power of the great Ionised Brain Stare, just imagine how much damage I could do if I unleashed my true potential upon you! I could destroy this company, tonight I have merely lowered its quality...
Hanson: OK, it’s official, this...thing....is delusional. No sane person would think removing Sean Cyanide from a show would lower its quality...
Vinegar: Crazy or not, Marlo is now walking towards the ring, and ‘Diamond’ Jack Severino who looks unamused by this interruption...
Marlo: But rather than leave you all without an opening match, I, Marlo The Beautiful, will defeat this overblown excuse for a man, in a singles match...as we all know Marlo the Beautiful does not DO multi man matches...
Vinegar: A smile spreads across Jacks face and he signals he is ok with this as Marlo and her Ass climb into the ring...
Hanson: that’;s not fair, she said it was a singles match, how come his ass his allowed to get involved as well?
Vinegar: The bell rings, and Marlo merely stands staring at ‘Diamond’ Jack, obviously attempting the Ionised Brain Stare...JESUS! I didn’t see that coming...
Hanson: Severino has just collapsed to the ground, he was initially clutching his head, then he started twitching, but it seems now, he is lifeless...shit, maybe we shouldn’t be taking the piss out of Marlo on live TV...
Vinegar: Maybe we’ve all underestimated her, and now Marlo stands over DJS, and he looks around at the crowd, who have been stunned into silence...
Hanson: MWUHAHAHA...Jack was just playing along, showing some damn fine acting skills there, and he has sprung to his feet, he man handles Marlo...DIAMOND EDGE!!!
Vinegar: That Straight Jacket Style Sit Down Razors edge sends Marlo crashing to the canvas, but the ‘Diamond in the Rough’ is not done yet...he grabs Marlo and puts him back on his feet, grabs his wrist...DIAMOND VALLEY DRIVER!!!
Hanson: Ha Ha! I’ve been waiting some time to see Marlo take this kinda punishment...
Vinegar: I wouldn’t be surprised if you could fine that kinda action online...Pro-Wrestling obviously isn’t Marlo’s primary wage earner...and now DJS picks Marlo up one last time, thrusts his hand around his throat...RISE OF BRUTALITY...AND THE COVER...1...2...3!!!
Dennis: Here is your winner, JAAAAAAACK SEEEEEVERIIIIINOOOOO...
“NIGGA HOLD DAT!”
The sound of gunfire flies through the air, and GIW’s first ever Enforcer stands on top of the stage...
Hanson: Is that an AK47?
Vinegar: I think so...
Hanson: Shit that Bird is nuts!
Boss Penguin: GOOD JOB NIGGA! THIS PENGUIN DON’T TAKE KINDLY TO PEOPLE TRYING TO FUCK WID HIS CARD, YA HEAR? PICK THAT NIGGA UP OFF THE FLOOR< AND MAKE SURE THE NIGGA CAN SEE ME...
Jack drags Marlo up from the Canvas and props his transvestite clad body against the ropes facing Boss Penguin. At the sight of Marlo, Boss Penguin drops the cigar from his beak...
Boss Penguin: MOTHAFUCKA WHATS UP WITH DAT SHIT?
Boss Penguin takes a few moments to compose himself, and then addresses Marlo.
Boss Penguin: YO NIGGA, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK YO ARE, BUT THIS SHIT STOPS RIGHT NOW! DECLAN PRESCOTT MAY HAVE LET YOU RUN AROUND WITH THAT GINORMOUS ASS OF YOURS CAUSING ALL KINDS OF CRACKERHEADED SHIT, BUT BOSS PENGUIN IS A WHOLE DIFFERENT BREED, YA HEAR ME?
YO JUST AS LUCKY AS THE DUDES THAT CANCELLED THEIR MEETINGS ON SEPTEMBER 11TH, CAUSE IF THAT NIGGA WID DA HOT ASS HO, HAD NOT STEPPED UP AND BEAT YO ASS, I’D HAVE HAD TO COME DOWN THEIR WITH MA GOOD FRIEND...ANDREW KINKLEY 47...
Boss Penguin strokes the barrel of the AK-47...or Andrew as it appears to be named...
Boss Penguin: AND DON’T THINK I BE FOOLIN’ NIGGA! PEOPLE BETTER GET USED TO THE FACT YO JUST DON’T MESS WITH BOSS P’S PLANS...OR I WILL...FUCK...YO...UP!
OH, AND NIGGA JACK? GOOD WORK OUT THERE, YO CAUGHT THE EYE OF BOSS P MUTHAFUCKA!
With that Boss P fires another round into the GIW Arena ceiling and then makes his way back stage.
Vinegar: I ain’t ever crossing Boss P...
Hanson: I hear dat!