Post by Lord Hastings on Jul 20, 2009 21:48:19 GMT -5
"Iron Man" by Black Sabbath begins to blare out of the arena and after awhile, the lights go out. Several spotlights scan the arena. The spotlight finds Peace as he runs like lightning through the crowd. A fan steps in his way as Peace just runs right through him, knocking him down. Peace stops and turns around and looks at the guy, but the fans are going crazy, so he smiles and continues on running. He leaps over the barrier and slides into the ring. He then hops onto the turn buckle and soaks in the crowd cheers.
Vinegar: What are you doing?
Hanson: Playin' my Nintendo DS
Vinegar: Why?
Hanson: Can't a nigga take care of his Nintendog!? I CALL RACISM!
Vinegar: Okay...
Hanson: Sit Fluffy, sit! No, not lay down...sit. I SAID SIT!
He throws the DS on the ground.
Hanson: After all the nurturing I did, she decides to disobey me...
Vinegar: It's the sad circle of life, Danny boy.
Hanson: O.O
Dennis: Introducing first, from Pittsburgh, Philadelphia. Weighing in tonight at one hundred seventy pounds... EZEEEEEEKIELLLLLLL "PEACE" PAAAAAAAAAA-
Dennis is interrupted by "Shackler's Revenge" by Guns N' Roses. A massive boom is heard and accompanied by red, white, and blue fireworks. The crowd is expecting Chip to make his entrance...but the person who comes out is none other than...
Marlo the Beautiful: Well here I am again... After two consecutive weeks of capturing some of the top stars in this company-
Marlo is cut off by "Veangeance is Mine" by Alice Cooper. Peace is just chuckling in the ring.
Hanson: Oh please...don't do this to me Lord...you've already caused my pixelized best friend do disobey me...
Vinegar: I guess Cyanide is coming to say hi...
Sean Cyanide steps behind Marlo, and spins him around and nails the Shot of Cyanide right onto the stage.
Hanson: Ok, that was cool.
Cyanide smirks as he makes his way down to the ring. He slides into the ring and is looking like he's preparing for a fight.
Vinegar: Um...it looks like Cyanide is preparing for a fight...
Hanson: Where have I heard that before...?
Vinegar: Fluffy.
Hanson: WHYYYYYYYYYYYY!?
Hazel East, looking confused, decides to ring the bell. The bell rings.
Vinegar: I guess we finally have a match on our hands.
Hanson: Why Fluffy...why?
Vinegar: And Pax and Cyanide tie up with a beautiful collar-elbow tie up. Pax gets the advantage and spins behind Cyanide an throws his leg between Cyanide's and delivers a Russian leg sweep.
Hanson: Nice move, I suppose.
Vinegar: The crowd is going nuts as Pax begins to stomp away at Cyanide...is Cyanide's face melting?
Hanson: Hey... I think so...
Pax, noticing Cyanide's face, grabs it. He starts to rip his face off.
Hanson: They made Saw six already? They seriously need to...OH MY GOD IT'S A CANADIAN!
Vinegar: Well that's...different.
Pax holds up the "face" and we see what looks to be a Canadian with maple syrup plastered all over his face.
Hanson: SOMEONE, GET SOMEONE ON THE PHONE WHO CAN RAISE HITLER FROM THE DEAD! WE NEED HIM TO ERADICATE THIS VERMIN!
Canadian guy: CANUCK SMASH!
The Canadian kips up and runs the ropes. He dashes at Pax full speed and...
Vinegar: HIGH BEAM! HIGH BEAM! HIGH BEAM! HIGH BEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!!!! HE NEARLY BROKE THE CANADIAN IN HALF WITH THAT VICIOUS SPEAR!
Hanson: Clean up, aisle three.
Vinegar: PAX GOES FOR THE PIN!
East: 1.......2...........3!!!!!!!
*DING DING*
Vinegar: AND PAX WINS THE MATCH!
Hanson: Phew, I'm glad that the polar bear lover was whipped. We could have had a major crisis on our hands. Worse than the economic crisis, global warming, and terrorism combined! Filthy Canadians...YOUR BACON ISN'T EVEN CANADIAN!
Vinegar: Sick burn. Wait... the Canadian's face is peeling too...
Pax rips his face off, but the camera doesn't show who it is...
Vinegar: I wonder who it really is...
Hanson: WHO IS IT, WHO IS IT, WHO IS IT?
The camera finally shows who it is...
Hanson: Oh, it's just Ricker.
Vinegar: Sigh.
Hanson: Co-signed.
The camera now cuts to the backstage area, where Jack Severino can be seen gruffly heading to the entrance stage for his upcoming match. However, he is stopped by a familiar face. That of Sean Cyanide (the real one, I mean). The Diamond In The Rough stares down The Mad Hatter Of Violence, who has a sly grin on his face.
Cyanide: You’ve got a match next, I hear. Lets hope Marlo shows up again, because we all know having that cross gendered freak show and it’s 167 pound ass taking out your opponents before the match is the only way you could pick up a win.
Severino’s face remains cold and emotionless, before, with lightning speed, he cocks his fist back as if about to swing. Cyanide doesn’t so much as flinch.
Severino: You’re lucky I’ve got a match to get to…
With that, DJS brushes past Cyanide and continues heading to the arena area.
Vinegar: What are you doing?
Hanson: Playin' my Nintendo DS
Vinegar: Why?
Hanson: Can't a nigga take care of his Nintendog!? I CALL RACISM!
Vinegar: Okay...
Hanson: Sit Fluffy, sit! No, not lay down...sit. I SAID SIT!
He throws the DS on the ground.
Hanson: After all the nurturing I did, she decides to disobey me...
Vinegar: It's the sad circle of life, Danny boy.
Hanson: O.O
Dennis: Introducing first, from Pittsburgh, Philadelphia. Weighing in tonight at one hundred seventy pounds... EZEEEEEEKIELLLLLLL "PEACE" PAAAAAAAAAA-
Dennis is interrupted by "Shackler's Revenge" by Guns N' Roses. A massive boom is heard and accompanied by red, white, and blue fireworks. The crowd is expecting Chip to make his entrance...but the person who comes out is none other than...
Marlo the Beautiful: Well here I am again... After two consecutive weeks of capturing some of the top stars in this company-
Marlo is cut off by "Veangeance is Mine" by Alice Cooper. Peace is just chuckling in the ring.
Hanson: Oh please...don't do this to me Lord...you've already caused my pixelized best friend do disobey me...
Vinegar: I guess Cyanide is coming to say hi...
Sean Cyanide steps behind Marlo, and spins him around and nails the Shot of Cyanide right onto the stage.
Hanson: Ok, that was cool.
Cyanide smirks as he makes his way down to the ring. He slides into the ring and is looking like he's preparing for a fight.
Vinegar: Um...it looks like Cyanide is preparing for a fight...
Hanson: Where have I heard that before...?
Vinegar: Fluffy.
Hanson: WHYYYYYYYYYYYY!?
Hazel East, looking confused, decides to ring the bell. The bell rings.
Vinegar: I guess we finally have a match on our hands.
Hanson: Why Fluffy...why?
Vinegar: And Pax and Cyanide tie up with a beautiful collar-elbow tie up. Pax gets the advantage and spins behind Cyanide an throws his leg between Cyanide's and delivers a Russian leg sweep.
Hanson: Nice move, I suppose.
Vinegar: The crowd is going nuts as Pax begins to stomp away at Cyanide...is Cyanide's face melting?
Hanson: Hey... I think so...
Pax, noticing Cyanide's face, grabs it. He starts to rip his face off.
Hanson: They made Saw six already? They seriously need to...OH MY GOD IT'S A CANADIAN!
Vinegar: Well that's...different.
Pax holds up the "face" and we see what looks to be a Canadian with maple syrup plastered all over his face.
Hanson: SOMEONE, GET SOMEONE ON THE PHONE WHO CAN RAISE HITLER FROM THE DEAD! WE NEED HIM TO ERADICATE THIS VERMIN!
Canadian guy: CANUCK SMASH!
The Canadian kips up and runs the ropes. He dashes at Pax full speed and...
Vinegar: HIGH BEAM! HIGH BEAM! HIGH BEAM! HIGH BEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!!!! HE NEARLY BROKE THE CANADIAN IN HALF WITH THAT VICIOUS SPEAR!
Hanson: Clean up, aisle three.
Vinegar: PAX GOES FOR THE PIN!
East: 1.......2...........3!!!!!!!
*DING DING*
Vinegar: AND PAX WINS THE MATCH!
Hanson: Phew, I'm glad that the polar bear lover was whipped. We could have had a major crisis on our hands. Worse than the economic crisis, global warming, and terrorism combined! Filthy Canadians...YOUR BACON ISN'T EVEN CANADIAN!
Vinegar: Sick burn. Wait... the Canadian's face is peeling too...
Pax rips his face off, but the camera doesn't show who it is...
Vinegar: I wonder who it really is...
Hanson: WHO IS IT, WHO IS IT, WHO IS IT?
The camera finally shows who it is...
Hanson: Oh, it's just Ricker.
Vinegar: Sigh.
Hanson: Co-signed.
The camera now cuts to the backstage area, where Jack Severino can be seen gruffly heading to the entrance stage for his upcoming match. However, he is stopped by a familiar face. That of Sean Cyanide (the real one, I mean). The Diamond In The Rough stares down The Mad Hatter Of Violence, who has a sly grin on his face.
Cyanide: You’ve got a match next, I hear. Lets hope Marlo shows up again, because we all know having that cross gendered freak show and it’s 167 pound ass taking out your opponents before the match is the only way you could pick up a win.
Severino’s face remains cold and emotionless, before, with lightning speed, he cocks his fist back as if about to swing. Cyanide doesn’t so much as flinch.
Severino: You’re lucky I’ve got a match to get to…
With that, DJS brushes past Cyanide and continues heading to the arena area.