Post by Lord Hastings on Mar 23, 2010 15:46:07 GMT -5
A video package is shown of the history of LWF, with "Life Goes On" by Three Days Grace playing as its theme. LWF opens in April 2001. Iceman becomes the first World Champion, but is defeated in a Cage Match by Phoenix. Lock and Robert Ooley form the Puppet Masters. Phoenix faces CoolJ at the first Lockmania. Arelas feuds with Robert Ooley. Lock leads LWF against Emperor and the Empire Wrestling Federation. Phoenix becomes known as the Replica when he turns on Arelas and takes control of the federation, and causes an injury that puts Psiko out of action for a year. Triple M rises to prominance as part of Phoenix's Following, but is betrayed when Phoenix returns to his Hero persona. Arelas wins a lawsuit against Lock and becomes the Commissioner. Lock purchases United Wrestling Fusion and all UWF titles are unified with their equivilent LWF counterparts. Triple M faces Phoenix in a brutal "I Quit" Match. Fear goes from a happy-go-lucky sideshow to an evil manipulative mastermind. Psiko wins the World Title when he joins Lock as part of his Regime. LWF takes a hiatus, and returns with Arelas winning the World Title for the third time. Phoenix returns to finish his long time feud with Triple M, but shockingly rejoins him as the Replica. The Creative Coalition faces Legacy in War Games. Arelas is known for a time as Tyrael, and defeats Phoenix at Lockmania in an impromptu match for the World Title. Phoenix wins the title for a record sixth time when he defeats Donovan Hastings. Lock sells LWF to a conglomerate group that includes his former partner, Robert Ooley.
The pyros explode in the arena as “Break” plays!
Mister Mav: Welcome, one and all, to Lockmania VI!
Covert Jay: Huttah!
Mister Mav: For this, our final LWF broadcast, we are joined by Joshman!
Joshman: THE AMAZING!
Mister Mav: I’m sure you are. This will be an emotional night for many of us, but let’s make the most of it, and get right to the action!
The arena is flashing with cameras and buzzing with excitement! The lights dim down and gun fire is heard over the pa. “Indestructible” hits to loud jeers as Kyle Tacker steps out onto the stage with a trashcan full of weapons and a chair in hand. He raises the chair over his head and heads down the ramp and into the ring. He dumps the trashcan out in the middle of the ring.
Joshman: You know, I always liked this guy. It’s a shame that he was never given an LWF Title shot.
Mister Mav: He never earned one.
Joshman: He deserves one.
Covert Jay: And I deserve some nachos!
“Screwed” blares over the pa and the fans continue to boo as Jason Grant steps out onto the stage with a kendo stick in hand and the Havok Title in the other hand. He raises the title over his head to more jeers as he walks down the ramp. He stops at the bottom and eyes his opponent. He slides into the ring and Todd Magenta makes Tacker stay back. Tacker shoves the referee out of the way and charges at Grant but Grant turns around and swings the kendo stick right into the face of Tacker! Tacker goes down hard!
Mister Mav: Tacker almost had the drop on Grant, but it was Grant who was ready!
Covert Jay: You know the rules Mav, you drop dimes and those dimes go into my hand for nachos! Yumm!!!
Joshman: Where did Lock find this guy?
Mister Mav: Good question…
Grant tosses his title down and the bell rings. Grant start wailing on Tacker with the kendo stick! The stick breaks after 3 hits to the back! Grant laughs and tosses it to the side! Grant grabs a chain that was in the pile from the trash can and wraps it around Tacker’s neck! He starts strangling him!!!
Mister Mav: My God! This is a perfectly legal move, but lethal at the same damn time!
Covert Jay: Legally lethal. If they made a tag team that’s their name.
Joshman: I side with Jay.
Tacker starts flailing his arms around but to no avail! He starts fading out. Tackers face starts turning red, but then Grant lets him go! Grant starts stomping on Tacker. He then takes the chain and wraps it around his fist, and lifts Tacker to his knees. Grant starts punching Tacker in the forhead with the chain! After a few hits, Tacker starts bleeding! Grant drops the motionless Tacker, who is bleeding and coughing from being choked! Grant starts kicking the pile around looking for things. He grabs the chair and sets it up in the corner, between the top and middle rope. He picks Tacker up and takes him to the opposite corner and goes for an irish whip but Tacker reverses it and sends Grant head first into the steel chair! The chair implodes and falls out, and Grant is laying on the middle rung! Tacker uses the ropes to hold himself up and the ref asks if he is ok but he just brushes him off. Tacker regains himself and heads over to Grant, and grabs him from behind and hit’s a back suplex.
Mister Mav: Tacker has turned this around and now this match could go any way! In the early going, both men are battered pretty badly!
Tacker gets up, slowly, and climbs up to the top rope. He steadies himself for a minute but Grant is back up and rushes up the ropes and hit’s a belly to belly suplex off the top rope! Both men are back down again! Grant rolls over and gets himself up. He heads over and grabs a frying pan from the rubble and waits for Tacker to stand up. He stalks him! Tacker slowly starts to stir, and as he gets up, Grant smacks him in the face with the frying pan! Grant drops it and then rolls out of the ring and heads over to the Spanish announce table. He tears the top off and pulls the monitors out. He keeps one though. As he turns around, Tacker is up in the ring and runs towards him! Tacker springboards over the ropes but Grant hits him in the head with the monitor, knocking Tacker out! Tacker is out cold on the ground! After a few seconds, Tacker starts to stir!
Mister Mav: Holy crap! I cannot believe this! How can anyone get up from that?
Joshman: Easy…they just get up.
Covert Jay: Mav, you owe me two dishes of nachos and a funnel cake.
Mister Mav: Why a funnel cake?
Covert Jay: Because a good ninja needs his sugar.
Mister Mav: That’s the last thing you need.
Joshman: Funnel cake sounds pretty good Mav…
Mister Mav: Oh geez.
Grant drops the busted monitor and looks shocked as Tacker gets up. The two start exchanging blows in front of the English announce table. Tacker grabs Grant and slams his head off of it! Grant staggers back and Tacker runs and clotheslines him! Tacker picks up the top half of the steel steps and as Grant gets up, Tacker runs and nails Grant in the head with them! Grant is now bleeding! Both men have a bloodied face! Tacker drops the steps and drags Grant to the Spanish announce table. He lifts him up and hit’s a suplex onto it! It doesn’t break. Tacker runs into the ring and goes to the top rope! Tacker steadies himself again, and Grant rolls off the table! Tacker shrugs and leaps, hitting a flying elbow drop to Grant on the outside. Both men are down once again!
Mister Mav: I cannot believe how brutal this match is getting!
Todd Magenta runs out to check on them, but Tacker crawls over and drapes his arm on Grant! 1...2...kick out! Kick out just before 3! Tacker looks frustrated but exhausted! Tacker gets up and staggers back into the ring. He uses the corner to support himself up. Grant slowly makes his way up. Grant crawls into the ring and the two immediately start punching each other. Grant hit’s a hard right hand sending Tacker back into the corner. Grant lifts Tacker up onto the top rope, and turns around. Grant goes to lift Tacker, but Tacker hooks his foot on the turnbuckle! Both men start hitting kidney shots on each other trying to get the upper hand!
Covert Jay: Kidney shots! Come here Mav!
Joshman: Finally someone is going to hit you Mav!
Mister Mav: Shut up! Pay attention!
Tacker lifts his head out and head butts Grant! Tacker then spins around again and hit’s a huge belly to belly off the top rope! Tacker goes through the Spanish announce table and Grant over shoots it and hit’s the barricade with his back! Both men are completely out of it! EMT’s rush down to check on them!
Mister Mav: Dead Lord! This match could be over in a no contest!
Tacker refuses medical help and crawls over to Grant and drapes his arm over him! 1...2...3!!!
Winner: Kyle Tacker
Kyle Tacker – 5
Jason Grant – 4
The pyros explode in the arena as “Break” plays!
Mister Mav: Welcome, one and all, to Lockmania VI!
Covert Jay: Huttah!
Mister Mav: For this, our final LWF broadcast, we are joined by Joshman!
Joshman: THE AMAZING!
Mister Mav: I’m sure you are. This will be an emotional night for many of us, but let’s make the most of it, and get right to the action!
Havok Championship
Jason Grant © versus Kyle Tacker
Jason Grant © versus Kyle Tacker
The arena is flashing with cameras and buzzing with excitement! The lights dim down and gun fire is heard over the pa. “Indestructible” hits to loud jeers as Kyle Tacker steps out onto the stage with a trashcan full of weapons and a chair in hand. He raises the chair over his head and heads down the ramp and into the ring. He dumps the trashcan out in the middle of the ring.
Joshman: You know, I always liked this guy. It’s a shame that he was never given an LWF Title shot.
Mister Mav: He never earned one.
Joshman: He deserves one.
Covert Jay: And I deserve some nachos!
“Screwed” blares over the pa and the fans continue to boo as Jason Grant steps out onto the stage with a kendo stick in hand and the Havok Title in the other hand. He raises the title over his head to more jeers as he walks down the ramp. He stops at the bottom and eyes his opponent. He slides into the ring and Todd Magenta makes Tacker stay back. Tacker shoves the referee out of the way and charges at Grant but Grant turns around and swings the kendo stick right into the face of Tacker! Tacker goes down hard!
Mister Mav: Tacker almost had the drop on Grant, but it was Grant who was ready!
Covert Jay: You know the rules Mav, you drop dimes and those dimes go into my hand for nachos! Yumm!!!
Joshman: Where did Lock find this guy?
Mister Mav: Good question…
Grant tosses his title down and the bell rings. Grant start wailing on Tacker with the kendo stick! The stick breaks after 3 hits to the back! Grant laughs and tosses it to the side! Grant grabs a chain that was in the pile from the trash can and wraps it around Tacker’s neck! He starts strangling him!!!
Mister Mav: My God! This is a perfectly legal move, but lethal at the same damn time!
Covert Jay: Legally lethal. If they made a tag team that’s their name.
Joshman: I side with Jay.
Tacker starts flailing his arms around but to no avail! He starts fading out. Tackers face starts turning red, but then Grant lets him go! Grant starts stomping on Tacker. He then takes the chain and wraps it around his fist, and lifts Tacker to his knees. Grant starts punching Tacker in the forhead with the chain! After a few hits, Tacker starts bleeding! Grant drops the motionless Tacker, who is bleeding and coughing from being choked! Grant starts kicking the pile around looking for things. He grabs the chair and sets it up in the corner, between the top and middle rope. He picks Tacker up and takes him to the opposite corner and goes for an irish whip but Tacker reverses it and sends Grant head first into the steel chair! The chair implodes and falls out, and Grant is laying on the middle rung! Tacker uses the ropes to hold himself up and the ref asks if he is ok but he just brushes him off. Tacker regains himself and heads over to Grant, and grabs him from behind and hit’s a back suplex.
Mister Mav: Tacker has turned this around and now this match could go any way! In the early going, both men are battered pretty badly!
Tacker gets up, slowly, and climbs up to the top rope. He steadies himself for a minute but Grant is back up and rushes up the ropes and hit’s a belly to belly suplex off the top rope! Both men are back down again! Grant rolls over and gets himself up. He heads over and grabs a frying pan from the rubble and waits for Tacker to stand up. He stalks him! Tacker slowly starts to stir, and as he gets up, Grant smacks him in the face with the frying pan! Grant drops it and then rolls out of the ring and heads over to the Spanish announce table. He tears the top off and pulls the monitors out. He keeps one though. As he turns around, Tacker is up in the ring and runs towards him! Tacker springboards over the ropes but Grant hits him in the head with the monitor, knocking Tacker out! Tacker is out cold on the ground! After a few seconds, Tacker starts to stir!
Mister Mav: Holy crap! I cannot believe this! How can anyone get up from that?
Joshman: Easy…they just get up.
Covert Jay: Mav, you owe me two dishes of nachos and a funnel cake.
Mister Mav: Why a funnel cake?
Covert Jay: Because a good ninja needs his sugar.
Mister Mav: That’s the last thing you need.
Joshman: Funnel cake sounds pretty good Mav…
Mister Mav: Oh geez.
Grant drops the busted monitor and looks shocked as Tacker gets up. The two start exchanging blows in front of the English announce table. Tacker grabs Grant and slams his head off of it! Grant staggers back and Tacker runs and clotheslines him! Tacker picks up the top half of the steel steps and as Grant gets up, Tacker runs and nails Grant in the head with them! Grant is now bleeding! Both men have a bloodied face! Tacker drops the steps and drags Grant to the Spanish announce table. He lifts him up and hit’s a suplex onto it! It doesn’t break. Tacker runs into the ring and goes to the top rope! Tacker steadies himself again, and Grant rolls off the table! Tacker shrugs and leaps, hitting a flying elbow drop to Grant on the outside. Both men are down once again!
Mister Mav: I cannot believe how brutal this match is getting!
Todd Magenta runs out to check on them, but Tacker crawls over and drapes his arm on Grant! 1...2...kick out! Kick out just before 3! Tacker looks frustrated but exhausted! Tacker gets up and staggers back into the ring. He uses the corner to support himself up. Grant slowly makes his way up. Grant crawls into the ring and the two immediately start punching each other. Grant hit’s a hard right hand sending Tacker back into the corner. Grant lifts Tacker up onto the top rope, and turns around. Grant goes to lift Tacker, but Tacker hooks his foot on the turnbuckle! Both men start hitting kidney shots on each other trying to get the upper hand!
Covert Jay: Kidney shots! Come here Mav!
Joshman: Finally someone is going to hit you Mav!
Mister Mav: Shut up! Pay attention!
Tacker lifts his head out and head butts Grant! Tacker then spins around again and hit’s a huge belly to belly off the top rope! Tacker goes through the Spanish announce table and Grant over shoots it and hit’s the barricade with his back! Both men are completely out of it! EMT’s rush down to check on them!
Mister Mav: Dead Lord! This match could be over in a no contest!
Tacker refuses medical help and crawls over to Grant and drapes his arm over him! 1...2...3!!!
Winner: Kyle Tacker
Kyle Tacker – 5
Jason Grant – 4