Post by >V< on Dec 17, 2013 23:44:07 GMT -5
Name: El Mucho Gordo
Area of Responsibility: >\/<'s representative, advocate, and point of contact on a variety of matters, especially in regards to anything of legal import. He provides advice (such as "I dunno, I wouldn't do that shit if I was you" or "that right there is a nickel at the state pen for sure, you should definitely not do that") and guidance in regards to any sort of attorney type bullshit.
Moniker: "The white Mexican lawyer fuck" (thanks Lucky, say hi to Jettina for us!)
Nickname: The Legal Luchador
Pic base: C.M. Punk, the masked S.E.S. version;
Appearance: He’s a skinny, suspiciously pale dude in a Mexican wrestling mask. He wears that goddamn thing everywhere, it seems. Outside of the ring, in addition to the Luchadore mask, he frequently wears a stylish suit of slate grey, ash, or charcoal which is accessorized with a finely crafted necktie handsomely tied in a Windsor knot. Para competición de lucha libre Americano, he wears full-length spandex tights which match his mask in both color and design. His name is spelled out down the outside of the right leg, and his nickname down the outside of the left. Naturally, his elbow and knee pads also match the overall scheme, however his mid calf-high wrestling boots are of plain black with white laces and soles.
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 175 pounds
Age: Thirty-ish
Alignment: Ultraface. He will do damn near anything to win over the fans, high-fives, the clap-along, corny promos...
Hometown: Albuquerque, New Mexico
Currently Residing In: San Diego County, California
Known Allies: >\/<, Harley Addams, Gian Jones
Enemies: Fire, cross-examination, prosecution attorneys, and of course Montezuma's Revenge.
Entrance Music: "Can't C Me" by 2Pac
Entrance: The lights dim and smoke gathers on the stage as the spoken-word intro to 2Pac's "Can't C Me" (courtesy of none other than Funk music deity George Clinton, no less) plays. Two stagehands emerge through the curtain, and stand holding it open wide. An immense head emerges through the open curtain, armored and with a large trunk.
That's right; it's a goddamn War Elephant, and it begins making its way down the ramp to the full rap fury of 2Pac while the crowd loses their fucking minds. El Mucho Gordo rides in the basket on the elephant's back, in all his colorful splendor. In his hand, he holds a short club with a spiked ball attached to it with a chain. He slowly swings this Medieval flail over his head in a looping circle in rhythm with the beat of the song.
When the elephant reaches the base of the ramp, he drops the flail in the saddle basket and points at the ring. With two quick steps, he vaults off the elephant's spiked helmet, performing a front flip over the top rope and landing inside the ring in a tuck-and-roll. Full of vitriol, he springs to his feet, pumping his fists, dancing to the song all awkwardly and shit. I can assure you, it's a pretty hilarious sight.
He climbs to the top turnbuckle, pointing around at the fans. He strikes a pose, flexing his practically non-existent muscles to the fans’ (possibly sarcastic) delight. He then does a springboard backflip into the ring, landing in a roll before immediately popping up to his feet and doing some more poses as the song fades out.
Fighting Style: Lucha Libre
Taunts: As a ridiculous babyface, he wouldn’t taunt and mock his opponent, but instead tries to pump the crowd up. The clap-along, holding a hand to his ear in a “can’t hear you” motion, hopping out of the ring to high-five fans, anything like that.
Regular Moves:
-Tornado DDT
-Tilt-A-Whirl Flying Head Scissors
-German Suplex
-Leg Drop
-Hurancanrana
-Enzugiri
-Shining Wizard
-Other stereotypical Luchador moves
Signature Moves:
¡OLE! El Mucho Gordo sidesteps a charging opponent (for instance someone about to Spear him, or any kind of shoulder tackle or clothesline) like he was in a bullfight, sometimes executing a full spin. While doing this, he positions and moves his hands as if holding an invisible matador's cape and loudly exclaming "¡OLE!" It should be noted that this is actually kind of more of a taunt. However, sometimes El Mucho Gordo will add a bit of extra insult to the situation by slapping his opponent's ass or even giving it a swift kick just after they pass him.
Asai Moonsault: performed from the ring apron to the arena floor ringside area, either to a standing or prone opponent.
Slingshot Asai Moonsault: Performed from inside the ring, to the arena floor ringside area, either to a standing or prone opponent.
Assisted 450 Splash: EMG stands on the shoulders of a much larger teammate or other ally, and then leaps off his perch to perform a 450 Splash to a prone opponent.
Top Rope Guillotine Legdrop: Similar to the finisher of his friend/client >\/< which is known as the Teutonic Facebuster, it can also be performed as a slingshot move; either into or out of the ring.
Shooting Star Press: Can also be performed as an Assisted move, off the shoulders of a much larger teammate or other ally.
La Inmersión Etapa: Another move "borrowed" from his amigo >\/<, it’s a running front flip senton off the ring apron to a standing opponent on the arena floor ringside area. Frequently, however, El Mucho Gordo does it as a running suicide dive move from inside the ring to the outside, more commonly known as a Tope Con Hilo.
Voltereta De La Muerte: Cartwheel into a Tope Con Hilo.
Vaya Con Dios, Tu Puto: A rope run into a vicious thrust dropkick.
Al Infierno Con Usted: It's a running suicide dive through the ropes to an opponent on the arena floor, which flows right into a Tonado DDT.
Primary Finisher:
Las Estrellas de la Noche: It’s a Shooting Star Press with a couple extra degrees of rotation, so he lands as a leg drop rather than a splash.
Secondary Finisher:
El Discompadre: Normally known as The Destroyer, it’s a front flip piledriver.
Personality: He’s an over-the-top, ridiculous Mexican wrestler guy. He doesn’t seem to have a very good grasp on the Spanish language, however, which possibly explains his ring name. It’s obvious that he has confused the word "Guapo" (which means "Handsome") with the word "Gordo" (which means "Fat") somehow. Anytime someone tries to correct him, however, he becomes enraged and frequently violent while defending this perceived insult to his intelligence. It also is well worth noting that he is overconfident as fuck, almost to suicidal levels. Despite his proclivities towards advising his associates and allies against foolish actions, he doesn't seem to take his own advice very often.
Biography: Not much is known about El Mucho Gordo, other than that he's on friendly terms with Klaus vonKnorre for some reason. He's apparently some kind of legal genius, since he managed to win the lawsuit against >\/<'s ex-wife Nicole, despite having quite a pain in the ass for a client.
Area of Responsibility: >\/<'s representative, advocate, and point of contact on a variety of matters, especially in regards to anything of legal import. He provides advice (such as "I dunno, I wouldn't do that shit if I was you" or "that right there is a nickel at the state pen for sure, you should definitely not do that") and guidance in regards to any sort of attorney type bullshit.
Moniker: "The white Mexican lawyer fuck" (thanks Lucky, say hi to Jettina for us!)
Nickname: The Legal Luchador
Pic base: C.M. Punk, the masked S.E.S. version;
Appearance: He’s a skinny, suspiciously pale dude in a Mexican wrestling mask. He wears that goddamn thing everywhere, it seems. Outside of the ring, in addition to the Luchadore mask, he frequently wears a stylish suit of slate grey, ash, or charcoal which is accessorized with a finely crafted necktie handsomely tied in a Windsor knot. Para competición de lucha libre Americano, he wears full-length spandex tights which match his mask in both color and design. His name is spelled out down the outside of the right leg, and his nickname down the outside of the left. Naturally, his elbow and knee pads also match the overall scheme, however his mid calf-high wrestling boots are of plain black with white laces and soles.
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 175 pounds
Age: Thirty-ish
Alignment: Ultraface. He will do damn near anything to win over the fans, high-fives, the clap-along, corny promos...
Hometown: Albuquerque, New Mexico
Currently Residing In: San Diego County, California
Known Allies: >\/<, Harley Addams, Gian Jones
Enemies: Fire, cross-examination, prosecution attorneys, and of course Montezuma's Revenge.
Entrance Music: "Can't C Me" by 2Pac
Entrance: The lights dim and smoke gathers on the stage as the spoken-word intro to 2Pac's "Can't C Me" (courtesy of none other than Funk music deity George Clinton, no less) plays. Two stagehands emerge through the curtain, and stand holding it open wide. An immense head emerges through the open curtain, armored and with a large trunk.
That's right; it's a goddamn War Elephant, and it begins making its way down the ramp to the full rap fury of 2Pac while the crowd loses their fucking minds. El Mucho Gordo rides in the basket on the elephant's back, in all his colorful splendor. In his hand, he holds a short club with a spiked ball attached to it with a chain. He slowly swings this Medieval flail over his head in a looping circle in rhythm with the beat of the song.
When the elephant reaches the base of the ramp, he drops the flail in the saddle basket and points at the ring. With two quick steps, he vaults off the elephant's spiked helmet, performing a front flip over the top rope and landing inside the ring in a tuck-and-roll. Full of vitriol, he springs to his feet, pumping his fists, dancing to the song all awkwardly and shit. I can assure you, it's a pretty hilarious sight.
He climbs to the top turnbuckle, pointing around at the fans. He strikes a pose, flexing his practically non-existent muscles to the fans’ (possibly sarcastic) delight. He then does a springboard backflip into the ring, landing in a roll before immediately popping up to his feet and doing some more poses as the song fades out.
Fighting Style: Lucha Libre
Taunts: As a ridiculous babyface, he wouldn’t taunt and mock his opponent, but instead tries to pump the crowd up. The clap-along, holding a hand to his ear in a “can’t hear you” motion, hopping out of the ring to high-five fans, anything like that.
Regular Moves:
-Tornado DDT
-Tilt-A-Whirl Flying Head Scissors
-German Suplex
-Leg Drop
-Hurancanrana
-Enzugiri
-Shining Wizard
-Other stereotypical Luchador moves
Signature Moves:
¡OLE! El Mucho Gordo sidesteps a charging opponent (for instance someone about to Spear him, or any kind of shoulder tackle or clothesline) like he was in a bullfight, sometimes executing a full spin. While doing this, he positions and moves his hands as if holding an invisible matador's cape and loudly exclaming "¡OLE!" It should be noted that this is actually kind of more of a taunt. However, sometimes El Mucho Gordo will add a bit of extra insult to the situation by slapping his opponent's ass or even giving it a swift kick just after they pass him.
Asai Moonsault: performed from the ring apron to the arena floor ringside area, either to a standing or prone opponent.
Slingshot Asai Moonsault: Performed from inside the ring, to the arena floor ringside area, either to a standing or prone opponent.
Assisted 450 Splash: EMG stands on the shoulders of a much larger teammate or other ally, and then leaps off his perch to perform a 450 Splash to a prone opponent.
Top Rope Guillotine Legdrop: Similar to the finisher of his friend/client >\/< which is known as the Teutonic Facebuster, it can also be performed as a slingshot move; either into or out of the ring.
Shooting Star Press: Can also be performed as an Assisted move, off the shoulders of a much larger teammate or other ally.
La Inmersión Etapa: Another move "borrowed" from his amigo >\/<, it’s a running front flip senton off the ring apron to a standing opponent on the arena floor ringside area. Frequently, however, El Mucho Gordo does it as a running suicide dive move from inside the ring to the outside, more commonly known as a Tope Con Hilo.
Voltereta De La Muerte: Cartwheel into a Tope Con Hilo.
Vaya Con Dios, Tu Puto: A rope run into a vicious thrust dropkick.
Al Infierno Con Usted: It's a running suicide dive through the ropes to an opponent on the arena floor, which flows right into a Tonado DDT.
Primary Finisher:
Las Estrellas de la Noche: It’s a Shooting Star Press with a couple extra degrees of rotation, so he lands as a leg drop rather than a splash.
Secondary Finisher:
El Discompadre: Normally known as The Destroyer, it’s a front flip piledriver.
Personality: He’s an over-the-top, ridiculous Mexican wrestler guy. He doesn’t seem to have a very good grasp on the Spanish language, however, which possibly explains his ring name. It’s obvious that he has confused the word "Guapo" (which means "Handsome") with the word "Gordo" (which means "Fat") somehow. Anytime someone tries to correct him, however, he becomes enraged and frequently violent while defending this perceived insult to his intelligence. It also is well worth noting that he is overconfident as fuck, almost to suicidal levels. Despite his proclivities towards advising his associates and allies against foolish actions, he doesn't seem to take his own advice very often.
Biography: Not much is known about El Mucho Gordo, other than that he's on friendly terms with Klaus vonKnorre for some reason. He's apparently some kind of legal genius, since he managed to win the lawsuit against >\/<'s ex-wife Nicole, despite having quite a pain in the ass for a client.
