Post by Lord Hastings on Jul 21, 2009 6:38:08 GMT -5
Hanson: Thank God! Burke is finally getting in there and trying to take that crowbar from BoolZ!
Vinegar: BUT BOOLZ BLASTS THE REFEREE WITH A FIST TO THE FACE! HE’S GONE BERSERK!
Hanson: But Kiseragi grabbing that deranged junkie from behind! And slamming his face into the cage wall! Now he’s grinding it into the mesh!
Vinegar: And BoolZ bleeding profusely from having his face smeared along that chain link, like butter on bread. Now Kiseragi rolling RBI back into the ring, while Roberts hasn’t so much as moved on the outside. He might be seriously hurt…
Hanson: Is that concern I hear from you, Nick?! But it doesn’t matter. The medics can’t get into the cage and even if they could, Roberts wouldn’t want their help.
Vinegar: But Glenn Burke might. He’s down too! But that can’t be helped, as Kiseragi whips BoolZ into the ropes. Connects with a tremendous spinning wheel kick on the rebound! Now a standing moonsault! The Dragon really taking it to The Bull. And now he’s looking to lock in a dragon sleeper on the still downed BoolZ. But RBI squirming desperately and fighting with everything he has to break free! He rolls outta his opponents grip and both men spring to their feet! Both men going to the ropes! Boolz with a TwistedSteele and Kiseragi with a springboard clothesline! BOOM! Both men level each other mid-flight!!
Hanson: And these fans love it, Nick. But I’m still concerned about Travis!
Vinegar: Well he still hasn’t moved an inch. But meanwhile BoolZ and Kiseragi are back up. BoolZ with a stiff fist into Alex’s face! The Dragon returns with a shattering chop that echoes around the arena! BoolZ with another fist! Now Kiseragi with a huge chop! BoolZ chest already red! But he’s not relenting! Thump! Another fist! Kiseragi returns yet another chop! Now a fist! Now a chop! Fist! Chop! Fist! Chop! Fist! Fist! Chop! Fist! Chop! Chop! Fist! Fist! Fi - ALEX DUCKS IT! SHUFFLE SIDEKICK RIGHT INTO BOOLZ’ BEAT RED CHEST!!!
Hanson: The speed of Kiseragi is amazing.
Vinegar: And RBI has been sent tumbling into the corner. Resting against the turnbuckle, Kiseragi charges!! Looking for a MASSIVE dropkick, but BoolZ dives out of the way! Kiseragi’s legs landing either side of the turnbuckle and now he’s hung upside down in the corner, completely defenceless!
Hanson: And RBI seems to be aware of this! He’s gone to the outside and grabbed that chair. Now back in the ring! He’s gonna blast him, Nick! And not in the way Kiseragi enjoys!
Vinegar: BoolZ throwing that chair at The Dragon’s face and then BOOM! With a sliding dropkick, he hammers that metal into the Global Champ! Kiseragi looking dazed as all hell, as he falls limply to the canvas. He doesn’t look pleased that there’s still no referee - you’re the one responsible for that Randy! - but shrugging it off, he’s going back to the outside. Pulling out a weapon once more and it’s a… LADDER?!?!?
Hanson: Oh my God! How’s he even gonna climb that thing inside the cell?!
Vinegar: Who said anything about climbing?! He’s back in the ring and has that ladder over his shoulders! Kiseragi getting back up and BOOM! RIGHT INTO HIS FA - NO! THE DRAGON DUCKS AND BLASTS THAT LADDER RIGHT INTO RBI’S FACE WITH A BIG DROPKICK!
Hanson: Brutal, Nick, just brutal! RBI tumbling to the mat and that plan royally backfired on him there.
Vinegar: Kiseragi performing a tremendous back flip landing in splits, before racing up the turnbuckle and soaring down with a corkscrew body splash! But RBI rolls out of the way and the Global Champ eats canvas! Both men racing back up and BoolZ with a flying clothesline. Kiseragi rolls out of the way and then hammers the Hardcore Champ with an enziguri! BoolZ stumbling about, but still standing! Kiseragi looking to change that with a jumping clotheslines! BoolZ charges back with a clothesline of his own and smashes The Dragon to the mat! Defence through offence there, as RBI now dragging Kiseragi up AND PLANTING HIM WITH A PILE DRIVER ON THE LADDER - NO!!! THE DRAGON COUNTERING INTO A HURRICARANA AND SENDING RBI FACE FIRST INTO ONE OF THE STEEL RING POSTS!
Hanson: But he gets his arms out in time and saves himself, Nick!
Vinegar: Right you are! Kiseragi on the attack, but BoolZ coming right back at him! RBI LOOKING FOR THE DISCOMBOOLZALATOR!!! BUT ROBERTS OUT OF NOWHERE SMASHES HIM RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER!!!
Hanson: WOAH! He’s got blood dripping all down his back, Nick! But he’s not gonna let that stop him! Now slamming that hammer into Kiseragi’s face! The Dragon has been sent right out of the ring!
Vinegar: AND NOW ROBERTS IS SLAMMING THAT HAMMER INTO BOOLZ’ GUT OVER AND OVER! DRIVING IT INTO RBI WITH ALL THE STRENGTH THE BLESSED ONE HAS!!
Hanson: And now BoolZ rolling to his stomach and coughing up blood! He’s gotta have internal injuries! But even that isn’t stopping Roberts! He’s pulling RBI up and locking in a camel clutch! Busting out a new move for Horizons.
Vinegar: Well that’s what this show is about. It’s about these athletes pushing themselves to be the best they can be. And now Burke is back in the ring, as Roberts literally squeezes the life right out of Boolzian!
Hanson: BoolZ is fading here, Nick. Roberts is just ripping and tearing with all the strength he has. And Burke raising BoolZ’ arm! It dropped! Did you see that?!
Vinegar: I most certainly did. And now Burke raises RBI’s arm once more. It drops a second time! Just one more and Roberts is crowned our first ever Undisputed Champ! Burke raises the arm! Here we go! IT FALL - NO! BOOLZ STRUGGLING VALIANTLY TO KEEP IT UP! HE WON’T GIVE UP THAT EASILY! HELL, HE WON’T GIVE UP AT ALL!!!
Hanson: But look at Roberts! This has just made him that much angrier!! He’s pulling on BoolZ’ throat like there’s no tomorrow!!
Vinegar: And RBI smashing his elbows into The Headliner’s side with all his strength, desperate to get free! But it’s not enough. He can’t put the required force into those blows! Blood is pouring out of his face and he’s completely helpless here!
Hanson: Oh no! Kiseragi’s back!
Vinegar: The Dragon on the apron! With a groan of irritation, Roberts releases BoolZ and charges at the Global Champ! Kiseragi ducks a clothesline AND THEN DELIVERS A HURRICARANA, PULLING ROBERTS OVER THE ROPES AND SAILING STRAIGHT INTO THE CELL! AND ALEX HELD THE TOP ROPE THE ENTIRE TIME AND SKINS THE CAT BACK INSIDE THE SQUARED CIRCLE! WHAT ABSOLUTELY INSANE ATHLETICISM!!!
Hanson: I agree! That was spectacular! I’ve never seen anything like it!
Vinegar: And Kiseragi performing a cartwheel for these fans and they’re eating it up! NOW HE’S CALLING FOR THE YARI KICK, AS BOOLZ SLOWLY BEGINS CLIMBING TO HIS FEET! IF HE NAILS THIS, HE’S DONE IT! THAT KICK WILL - NO!!! ROBERTS ON THE OUTSIDE GRABBING THE DRAGON BY THE ANKLES, PULLING HIM FACE FIRST TO THE MAT AND THEN GROIN FIRST INTO THAT RING POST!!!
Hanson: OUCH! EVEN FOR A FAIRY, THAT HURTS!
Vinegar: And BoolZ and Roberts meeting eyes. The Blessed One quickly charging into the ring, But BoolZ with a running tornado DDT! BANG! PLANTS TRAVIS’ HEAD RIGHT INTO KISERAGI’S SKULL!!! THAT HAD TO HURT LIKE HELL FOR BOTH MEN!!
Hanson: But BoolZ doesn’t look too good, Nick. His chest is absolutely soaked in his blood now and he’s too weary to follow up. Instead he’s just kind of stumbling around awkwardly…
Vinegar: Taking a moment to regain his bearings and then pulling Roberts up. Whips him hard to the opposite corner and then follows up with the NoFlyZone!! Absolutely blasting The Blessed One there! BoolZ waving to the crowd, ala Roberts and now hits him with a quick leg drop. Makes the cover, but Roberts with a kick out at two! He’s gonna have to do more damage.
Hanson: Which is easier said, than done, Nick. All these men are hurting now. Roberts and BoolZ are both bleeding profusely and Kiseragi’s janglies have been shattered!
Vinegar: But none of them will give up, I can tell you that much. RBI is now picking up that ladder. He’s calling for Roberts to get to his feet! The Blessed One up AND BOOLZ SMASHES THE END OF THE LADDER INTO THE HEADLINER’S FACE! ROBERTS IS DOWN!
Hanson: And that shot cut him open, Nick. He’s bleeding from the forehead too after that attack! Now he’s on a timer. There’s only so much time left before these two guys pass out from blood loss. And whoever reaches that point first will surely lose the match!
Vinegar: Now BoolZ is setting the ladder up in the centre of the ring! But not climbing up… instead going to the outside… he pulls a table from under the canvas!! BANG! OUT OF NOWHERE GETS BLASTED BY THE DRAGON WITH IN THE FACE WITH THAT WOODEN SWORD OF HIS!!!
Hanson: RBI’s face has been hammered with splinters now! Kiseragi setting that table up on the outside!
Vinegar: And he’s rolling The Red Bull Icon on top of it… AND NOW POINTING TO THE LADDER! He’s sliding into the ring and climbing up it! CALLING FOR A 450 SPLASH!!!
Hanson: But he hasn’t noticed Roberts dragging himself up the other side! He’s got hold of The Dragon!
Vinegar: And now a battle has erupted! Both men’s heads grinding against the cell ceiling and they’re struggling valiantly. Roberts takes the upper hand! WHITE OUT OFF THE LADDER AND BOTH MEN GO CRASHING INTO BOOLZ AND THROUGH THE TABLE!!!! OH MY GOD, ALL OF THESE GUYS MAY BE DEAD!!!! JUST STOP THE MATCH!!!
Hanson: I AGREE!!! GET THE MEDICS OUT HERE!!! THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR!!!
Vinegar: BUT BOOLZ BLASTS THE REFEREE WITH A FIST TO THE FACE! HE’S GONE BERSERK!
Hanson: But Kiseragi grabbing that deranged junkie from behind! And slamming his face into the cage wall! Now he’s grinding it into the mesh!
Vinegar: And BoolZ bleeding profusely from having his face smeared along that chain link, like butter on bread. Now Kiseragi rolling RBI back into the ring, while Roberts hasn’t so much as moved on the outside. He might be seriously hurt…
Hanson: Is that concern I hear from you, Nick?! But it doesn’t matter. The medics can’t get into the cage and even if they could, Roberts wouldn’t want their help.
Vinegar: But Glenn Burke might. He’s down too! But that can’t be helped, as Kiseragi whips BoolZ into the ropes. Connects with a tremendous spinning wheel kick on the rebound! Now a standing moonsault! The Dragon really taking it to The Bull. And now he’s looking to lock in a dragon sleeper on the still downed BoolZ. But RBI squirming desperately and fighting with everything he has to break free! He rolls outta his opponents grip and both men spring to their feet! Both men going to the ropes! Boolz with a TwistedSteele and Kiseragi with a springboard clothesline! BOOM! Both men level each other mid-flight!!
Hanson: And these fans love it, Nick. But I’m still concerned about Travis!
Vinegar: Well he still hasn’t moved an inch. But meanwhile BoolZ and Kiseragi are back up. BoolZ with a stiff fist into Alex’s face! The Dragon returns with a shattering chop that echoes around the arena! BoolZ with another fist! Now Kiseragi with a huge chop! BoolZ chest already red! But he’s not relenting! Thump! Another fist! Kiseragi returns yet another chop! Now a fist! Now a chop! Fist! Chop! Fist! Chop! Fist! Fist! Chop! Fist! Chop! Chop! Fist! Fist! Fi - ALEX DUCKS IT! SHUFFLE SIDEKICK RIGHT INTO BOOLZ’ BEAT RED CHEST!!!
Hanson: The speed of Kiseragi is amazing.
Vinegar: And RBI has been sent tumbling into the corner. Resting against the turnbuckle, Kiseragi charges!! Looking for a MASSIVE dropkick, but BoolZ dives out of the way! Kiseragi’s legs landing either side of the turnbuckle and now he’s hung upside down in the corner, completely defenceless!
Hanson: And RBI seems to be aware of this! He’s gone to the outside and grabbed that chair. Now back in the ring! He’s gonna blast him, Nick! And not in the way Kiseragi enjoys!
Vinegar: BoolZ throwing that chair at The Dragon’s face and then BOOM! With a sliding dropkick, he hammers that metal into the Global Champ! Kiseragi looking dazed as all hell, as he falls limply to the canvas. He doesn’t look pleased that there’s still no referee - you’re the one responsible for that Randy! - but shrugging it off, he’s going back to the outside. Pulling out a weapon once more and it’s a… LADDER?!?!?
Hanson: Oh my God! How’s he even gonna climb that thing inside the cell?!
Vinegar: Who said anything about climbing?! He’s back in the ring and has that ladder over his shoulders! Kiseragi getting back up and BOOM! RIGHT INTO HIS FA - NO! THE DRAGON DUCKS AND BLASTS THAT LADDER RIGHT INTO RBI’S FACE WITH A BIG DROPKICK!
Hanson: Brutal, Nick, just brutal! RBI tumbling to the mat and that plan royally backfired on him there.
Vinegar: Kiseragi performing a tremendous back flip landing in splits, before racing up the turnbuckle and soaring down with a corkscrew body splash! But RBI rolls out of the way and the Global Champ eats canvas! Both men racing back up and BoolZ with a flying clothesline. Kiseragi rolls out of the way and then hammers the Hardcore Champ with an enziguri! BoolZ stumbling about, but still standing! Kiseragi looking to change that with a jumping clotheslines! BoolZ charges back with a clothesline of his own and smashes The Dragon to the mat! Defence through offence there, as RBI now dragging Kiseragi up AND PLANTING HIM WITH A PILE DRIVER ON THE LADDER - NO!!! THE DRAGON COUNTERING INTO A HURRICARANA AND SENDING RBI FACE FIRST INTO ONE OF THE STEEL RING POSTS!
Hanson: But he gets his arms out in time and saves himself, Nick!
Vinegar: Right you are! Kiseragi on the attack, but BoolZ coming right back at him! RBI LOOKING FOR THE DISCOMBOOLZALATOR!!! BUT ROBERTS OUT OF NOWHERE SMASHES HIM RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER!!!
Hanson: WOAH! He’s got blood dripping all down his back, Nick! But he’s not gonna let that stop him! Now slamming that hammer into Kiseragi’s face! The Dragon has been sent right out of the ring!
Vinegar: AND NOW ROBERTS IS SLAMMING THAT HAMMER INTO BOOLZ’ GUT OVER AND OVER! DRIVING IT INTO RBI WITH ALL THE STRENGTH THE BLESSED ONE HAS!!
Hanson: And now BoolZ rolling to his stomach and coughing up blood! He’s gotta have internal injuries! But even that isn’t stopping Roberts! He’s pulling RBI up and locking in a camel clutch! Busting out a new move for Horizons.
Vinegar: Well that’s what this show is about. It’s about these athletes pushing themselves to be the best they can be. And now Burke is back in the ring, as Roberts literally squeezes the life right out of Boolzian!
Hanson: BoolZ is fading here, Nick. Roberts is just ripping and tearing with all the strength he has. And Burke raising BoolZ’ arm! It dropped! Did you see that?!
Vinegar: I most certainly did. And now Burke raises RBI’s arm once more. It drops a second time! Just one more and Roberts is crowned our first ever Undisputed Champ! Burke raises the arm! Here we go! IT FALL - NO! BOOLZ STRUGGLING VALIANTLY TO KEEP IT UP! HE WON’T GIVE UP THAT EASILY! HELL, HE WON’T GIVE UP AT ALL!!!
Hanson: But look at Roberts! This has just made him that much angrier!! He’s pulling on BoolZ’ throat like there’s no tomorrow!!
Vinegar: And RBI smashing his elbows into The Headliner’s side with all his strength, desperate to get free! But it’s not enough. He can’t put the required force into those blows! Blood is pouring out of his face and he’s completely helpless here!
Hanson: Oh no! Kiseragi’s back!
Vinegar: The Dragon on the apron! With a groan of irritation, Roberts releases BoolZ and charges at the Global Champ! Kiseragi ducks a clothesline AND THEN DELIVERS A HURRICARANA, PULLING ROBERTS OVER THE ROPES AND SAILING STRAIGHT INTO THE CELL! AND ALEX HELD THE TOP ROPE THE ENTIRE TIME AND SKINS THE CAT BACK INSIDE THE SQUARED CIRCLE! WHAT ABSOLUTELY INSANE ATHLETICISM!!!
Hanson: I agree! That was spectacular! I’ve never seen anything like it!
Vinegar: And Kiseragi performing a cartwheel for these fans and they’re eating it up! NOW HE’S CALLING FOR THE YARI KICK, AS BOOLZ SLOWLY BEGINS CLIMBING TO HIS FEET! IF HE NAILS THIS, HE’S DONE IT! THAT KICK WILL - NO!!! ROBERTS ON THE OUTSIDE GRABBING THE DRAGON BY THE ANKLES, PULLING HIM FACE FIRST TO THE MAT AND THEN GROIN FIRST INTO THAT RING POST!!!
Hanson: OUCH! EVEN FOR A FAIRY, THAT HURTS!
Vinegar: And BoolZ and Roberts meeting eyes. The Blessed One quickly charging into the ring, But BoolZ with a running tornado DDT! BANG! PLANTS TRAVIS’ HEAD RIGHT INTO KISERAGI’S SKULL!!! THAT HAD TO HURT LIKE HELL FOR BOTH MEN!!
Hanson: But BoolZ doesn’t look too good, Nick. His chest is absolutely soaked in his blood now and he’s too weary to follow up. Instead he’s just kind of stumbling around awkwardly…
Vinegar: Taking a moment to regain his bearings and then pulling Roberts up. Whips him hard to the opposite corner and then follows up with the NoFlyZone!! Absolutely blasting The Blessed One there! BoolZ waving to the crowd, ala Roberts and now hits him with a quick leg drop. Makes the cover, but Roberts with a kick out at two! He’s gonna have to do more damage.
Hanson: Which is easier said, than done, Nick. All these men are hurting now. Roberts and BoolZ are both bleeding profusely and Kiseragi’s janglies have been shattered!
Vinegar: But none of them will give up, I can tell you that much. RBI is now picking up that ladder. He’s calling for Roberts to get to his feet! The Blessed One up AND BOOLZ SMASHES THE END OF THE LADDER INTO THE HEADLINER’S FACE! ROBERTS IS DOWN!
Hanson: And that shot cut him open, Nick. He’s bleeding from the forehead too after that attack! Now he’s on a timer. There’s only so much time left before these two guys pass out from blood loss. And whoever reaches that point first will surely lose the match!
Vinegar: Now BoolZ is setting the ladder up in the centre of the ring! But not climbing up… instead going to the outside… he pulls a table from under the canvas!! BANG! OUT OF NOWHERE GETS BLASTED BY THE DRAGON WITH IN THE FACE WITH THAT WOODEN SWORD OF HIS!!!
Hanson: RBI’s face has been hammered with splinters now! Kiseragi setting that table up on the outside!
Vinegar: And he’s rolling The Red Bull Icon on top of it… AND NOW POINTING TO THE LADDER! He’s sliding into the ring and climbing up it! CALLING FOR A 450 SPLASH!!!
Hanson: But he hasn’t noticed Roberts dragging himself up the other side! He’s got hold of The Dragon!
Vinegar: And now a battle has erupted! Both men’s heads grinding against the cell ceiling and they’re struggling valiantly. Roberts takes the upper hand! WHITE OUT OFF THE LADDER AND BOTH MEN GO CRASHING INTO BOOLZ AND THROUGH THE TABLE!!!! OH MY GOD, ALL OF THESE GUYS MAY BE DEAD!!!! JUST STOP THE MATCH!!!
Hanson: I AGREE!!! GET THE MEDICS OUT HERE!!! THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR!!!