Post by UGWC Staff on Jul 12, 2024 18:18:00 GMT -5
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Vinegar: Welcome to Day Two of Wrestlestock!
Covert Jay: Huzzah!
Vinegar: We have another day of exciting action lined up for you, including the District Conquest, our Featured Match as the newly returned Montague Cervantes faces the man he showed up for his return, Trent Steel, and our Main Event as Cross-Hemisphere Champion Donovan Hastings faces challengers Sebastian Everett-Bryce and previous champion Zane Scott in the “Around the Hastingsphere” match, which promises to be… unique.
Lieberjosch: “Unique” is always a good description when it’s thought up by “The Lord of Pain.” I think he’ll have his hands full and we could see a new champion crowned today.
Vinegar: I think it’s a decent to good possibility, although if Hastings does retain, he’d have a signature victory to hang his reign on.
Covert Jay: Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go!
Vinegar: Soon, Jay. Soon.
Lieberjosch: Don’t worry, this’ll be a quick review. Everyone knows what happened yesterday.
Vinegar: In yesterday’s action we saw Ezra Wolf, Larry Tact, and Lord Raab advance in the Wrestlestock Tournament.
Lieberjosh: Ezra’s wasn’t exactly a challenge.
Vinegar: Sometimes one draws the lucky hand, Hans. Yesterday it was Ezra. Would you feel differently if it was Tact or Riley, Reverend Reed?
Lieberjosch: Probably. Even the rookie Read could demolish that human disaster if he didn’t demolish himself first.
Vinegar: Then why penalize Ezra for beating him?
Lieberjosch: It’s still a cheap victory. It’s cheaper with Wolf because he’s a title holder.
Vinegar: As you’re well aware, he doesn’t book his matches.
Lieberjosh: I still don’t like it. He should’ve demanded Tact or even that masked lunatic Raab to defend the integrity of his championship.
Vinegar: I think you’re being a drama queen.
Covert Jay: Yeah, chill, Doc. It’s all good!
Lieberjosch: I’m going to ignore you.
Vinegar: The Main Event of Day One saw the defending Cooperative Champions, Sebastian Everett-Bryce and Lucy Wydle successfully defend against “The Syndicate,” consisting of World Champion Alan Wallace, and Zane Scott. It was a hard-fought match, but the champions retained.
Lieberjosch: The challengers should get another shot at them.
Vinegar: They might. We’ll see what The Consortium thinks about the division now that the champions have retained. Wallace and Scott might be booted down to the bottom of the list.
Lieberjosch: That would be a tragedy.
Vinegar: It’s normal though. We’ll see what happens. In the meantime, the champion's impressive reign continues.
Lieberjosch: “Impressive” is a matter of opinion, but they’re still the champions and that’s all that matters.
Covert Jay: Stop being a grouch.
Lieberjosch: I hope someone puts you through a table today.
Vinegar: Settle down, Hans. Let’s go to the District Conquest!
Covert Jay: Huzzah!