Post by UGWC Staff on Jul 12, 2024 20:37:52 GMT -5
UGWC Cross-Hemisphere Championship
Vinegar: Welcome to the feature ring here at WrestleStock, for tonight’s main event!
Covert Jay: It was a frantic day that saw action all over the festival, but Sean Parker won the District Conquest, and he will receive a shot at the Conquest Title and a match against Larry Tact when Synergy returns in a few weeks!
Lieberjosch: We also saw the return to action of Montague Cervantes, as the Doctor-Professor was victorious against Trent Steel!
Vinegar: We’d like to thank our Sports Entertainment Executive, Owen Peterson, for guiding us Across the Hastingsphere, and it is time for that contest to come to a conclusion!
Covert Jay: Each of the competitors was able to win one leg of this marathon match! First, Sebastian Everett-Bryce was the winner on KONECHIWAH!! Then, Donovan Hastings won the Sumo Challenge, and finally, Zane Scott outlasted the other two in the Singapore Cane Endurance Test.
Lieberjosch: That was after Seb realized that Hastings was only using the Endurance Test to wear down the other two and made a tactical move to end the challenge himself!
Vinegar: And now it all comes down to this, a triple threat match, one fall to a finish, and the winner will be the Cross-Hemisphere Champion. The challengers are both already in the ring, and they both look like they’ve already been through a war.
Lieberjosch: Well it wasn’t that long ago that they were both mercilessly beaten with singapore canes.
Covert Jay: And they had shock collars on earlier, Zane had a lobster hanging from his nipple at one point. A lot has happened!
Donovan Hastings makes his way to the ring, his arms open wide and the Cross-Hemisphere Title around his waist.
Lieberjosch: Hastings certainly hasn’t had an easy road to get to this match today either.
Vinegar: The entire Hastingsphere event was constructed to manipulate and gain an advantage over his two challengers.
Lieberjosch: Maybe, I think that’s an aggressive accusation out of you, especially after the two beatings Hastings took himself.
Covert Jay: With a lobster and a rubber chicken.
Lieberjosch: I don’t see you volunteering to have Zane hit you with those things.
Covert Jay: A ninja fears nothing.
Lieberjosch: So you’re volunteering.
Covert Jay: I said “fears nothing,” not “is stupid.”
Lieberjosch: Agree to disagree.
DING DING!!
Vinegar: We’re underway, Brian Chartreuse overseeing this triple threat conclusion, as Zane Scott lunges right for Hastings, but Hastings drops to the mat and rolls out to ringside.
Lieberjosch: Hastings wags his finger at Zane, he’s not going to make it that easy for him, as meanwhile Seb rolls out the side of the ring, and he comes sprinting around the corner at Hastings!
Covert Jay: EMPIRE KICK!!
Vinegar: Hastings jumps up on the apron to avoid the kick, but the Professional immediately grabs him and yanks him over the ropes and back into the ring!
Covert Jay: Hastings tries to get back to his feet, but Zane lifts him directly into a mighty spinebuster!
Lieberjosch: Zane is still bleeding from the back, that happened during the Endurance Contest earlier, Zane evidently refused medical attention during the brief break prior to now!
Vinegar: The champion rolls onto his chest, might have been pure instinct there to keep his shoulders off the mat, might prove to be a mistake as Scott grabs him by both arms, leans back, and drives Hastings face first into the mat!
Lieberjosch: Salt the Earth!
Vinegar: Scott shoots the half and covers!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!!!
Vinegar: Seb breaks up the cover!
Lieberjosch: Seb pulls Zane up into a waistlock and hits a German suplex, rolls through and hits a second released German that drives Zane into the corner!
Covert Jay: Seb gets up and rushes to the far corner, charges back across the ring at Zane, but runs into a boot to the face!
Vinegar: He stumbles back away from the Professional, into a kick to the gut from Hastings, who plants him with a Facebreaker DDT!
Lieberjosch: Hastings gets to his feet and charges at Zane, but the Professional flapjacks him onto the turnbuckle!
Covert Jay: Zane adjusts Hastings so that he is laying across the turnbuckle, and he hits a running knee strike to the back!
Vinegar: And he follows it up with a second!
Lieberjosch: But Zane turns right into a superkick from Seb!
Vinegar: With Scott down, Seb adjusts Hastings on the turnbuckle again, he’s got him on the top rope, and now Seb climbs himself and executes a Spider Suplex!
Lieberjosch: Seb onto the turnbuckle now, Hastings has groggily rolled through to his feet, here comes the Markham Missile!
Covert Jay: But Zane explodes off the mat and catches him in mid-air with Murderous Intent!
Vinegar: Scott grabs the top rope and steadies himself for a moment, before dropping onto Seb for a cover!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!!!
Vinegar: Seb got his foot on the bottom rope! Chartreuse is pointing to it and waving off the cover!
Lieberjosch: Zane slams down the leg he had hooked with irritation, and he turns his attention back to Hastings, who has collapsed onto the mat. Zane goes to grab Hastings-
Covert Jay: Inside cradle! Hastings has him!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!!!
Vinegar: Scott kicks out!
Lieberjosch: Hastings transitions directly into the Hands of Fate!
Covert Jay: Zane rolls through it before it can be locked in!
Vinegar: Both men trying to get to their feet!
Covert Jay: KNEED TO NO!
Vinegar: Scott connects with the vicious knee, right to the face! Now he lifts Hastings into a fireman’s carry position!
Covert Jay: EMPIRE KICK!!!
Vinegar: Seb connects on Scott! Hastings is dropped to the mat, and now Seb lines him up!
Covert Jay: EMPIRE KICK!!!!!
Lieberjosch: No! The Hastingsphere!!!
Vinegar: Seb has the cover!
ONE!!!
TWO!!!!!
THREE!!!!!!!
Mitchell Dennis: Here is your winner, and the NEW Cross-Hemisphere Champion, SEBASTIAN EVVVERRRREETTTTT BRYYCCEEEEEE!!!!!
Covert Jay: He did it!
Vinegar: Earlier today we saw the districts conquered, and now we’ve seen the Hastingsphere itself be conquered! Sebastian Everett-Bryce is the new Cross-Hemisphere Champion!
Covert Jay: And this marks an uninterrupted run during which Seb has held every Grand Slam title without a break!
Lieberjosch: This is a travesty!
Vinegar: An amazing accomplishment, achieved here at the WrestleStock Festival! An incredible day, and we’ve got another day yet to come!
Covert Jay: We’ll see you tomorrow!