I was enjoying the second Matrix movie, up until Neo met that old man in that TV screen room. I hung in there for awhile, trying to understand all that gibberish he was talkin, but I gave up after what seemed like 3 hours. Fuck those movies, except for the inclusion of Jada Pinkett Smith (whom I've met and she's lovely) cause that was the only good thing. Well, that and Smith of course. He PWNZ.
"A man who is 'sound of mind' is one who keeps the inner madman under lock and key." - Paul Valéry
Post by 'The Cyclone' JK on Aug 8, 2009 23:40:59 GMT -5
Indiana Jones 1-3 Rocky I-V Rocky Balboa all the First Blood flims (The Rambo flicks) The Condemned Life of Brian The Hangover Harry Potter 1-6 (Maybe even through to 7 if it's good enough) Monty Python and the Holy Grail Borat Ali G in da house Bruno (Because it's so digusting that it's actually funny)
those are the ones I can think of off the top of my head
I totally wanna see Bruno, since I'm a fan from the Ali G Show days. I'm not going to see it alone, though, and no one I know is interested. I await the DVD, I guess.
"A man who is 'sound of mind' is one who keeps the inner madman under lock and key." - Paul Valéry
Post by 'The Cyclone' JK on Aug 17, 2009 4:32:23 GMT -5
OH! and forgot these, The Godfather 1 General Payne The Outsiders Ghost Busters 1 Australia And now for something completely different (First Monty Python film) Mighty Joe Valkyrie (Love history films) Apocalypse Now
That doesn't make it at all an even decent movie. It was horrible and boring and it dragged on for fucking ever.
The funny thing about Borat, and to a greater extent Bruno, is not simply the outrageous characters, but people's reactions to them. With Borat, people are put off by his antics, but they kind of accept them because they think he's just a really weird foreigner from the former Soviet bloc. With Bruno, people's homophobia comes into play, and their reactions to him are simply hilarious. I think he's the funniest of Sacha's three characters, by far.
"A man who is 'sound of mind' is one who keeps the inner madman under lock and key." - Paul Valéry
Post by Prolapsed Wrecked 'em on Aug 18, 2009 14:42:18 GMT -5
Pearl Harbor was a real thing... movie sucked ass Titanic was a real thing... movie blew goats Schindler's List was a real thing... only yeah, that movie was fuckin classic.
I won't even go INTO The Passion of the Christ.
300, Gladiator, all movies based on shit that happened in the past... but they did it RIGHT. Valkyrie was just Tom Cruise being Tom Cruise and sucking at being Tom Cruise.
Dude, Where's My Car Varsity Blues The Crow 1-3. 1 is the best. Only The Strong (Kind of cheesy movie about Capoeira) Road House (Who remembers that movie?) Point Break
And so far, the disaster movies done by Roland Emmerich. Which includes Independence Day, Day After Tomorrow, and soon to be 2012.
Titanic had some pretty cool disaster scenes when the boat was sinking. That one guy fell when the ship upended, and clanged off of the prop on his way down. That was pretty funny, I thought. It's what I like to call a Godsmack, like the almighty just reached down and smacked the shit out of you, like a sone kid's mother in the middle of Wal-Mart.
Post by Eden Morgan on Aug 19, 2009 16:54:00 GMT -5
So yeah, went to see Titanic in the movie theater with my boyfriend at the time as every chick did with her boyfriend. It was just too... emotional for me. I'm not into emotional movies for the most part, or movies that are just overflowing with estrogen (I have enough of my own thank you). So at the point when the boat is sinking and the people are falling off and clanging on bars (which was pretty funny, Wayne) and sliding down into the water, my then boyfriend turns to me and says "Bet those are some fucking splinters." I immediately burst out laughing (I was already trying not to from the *clang*) and several people, mainly girls who were crying turned to me and glared.
My two cents: Tom Cruise blows donkey balls anyway, so almost any movie he is in is sure to suck. Exceptions made for Top Gun simply because Val Kilmer has no shirt on in the volleyball scene. Moving on.
Danny made me watch Borat a few weeks ago. I laughed my ass off at some parts and at others I just rolled my eyes. Favorite scene: when the college guys pick him up and show him the Pam/Tommy sex tape. That was fucking hilarious. Having said that, I really want to see Bruno. It just looks great.
Inglorious Basterds is going to kick ass! I think that has been my highly anticipated film of the summer.
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Post by Eden Morgan on Aug 19, 2009 22:58:57 GMT -5
I'm not disputing that considering the sole redeeming factor for the whole movie is the volleyball scene. And to hell with Tom Cruise and his midget ass.
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