Post by >V< on Aug 12, 2015 12:03:59 GMT -5
Team Name: >/V\<
Proper Pronunciations of Team Name:
-"Klaustreamer"
-"The Caucasian Prime Time Players"
-(more to come)
Guilty Parties: "The Mainstreamer" Martin F. Graber and Klaus vonKnorre
Combined Weight: 478 pounds
Combined Height: 12’ 6”
Appearance/Attire: Frequently naked
Alignment: Face
Hailing From:
Mainstreamer: The Bronx, New York
Klaus: San Diego County, California
Entrance Music: A point of consistent (and persistent) contention between the two, unfortunately
Entrance: Since they can't agree on an entrance theme, just use their solo entrances.
Taunts: They laugh at shit a lot, especially their opponents. Such laughter often also includes pointing at the object of amusement, and chest clutching in a "stop it, you’re killing me" bit of hysterics.
Fighting Style: When tagging in, Mainstreamer and Klaus like to make use of a variety of double-team moves. Not lame shit like trapping the opponent in the corner and doing back elbows or chops to the chest; that shit's hella played out dawg! I'm talking about crap that’s actually entertaining for you bitches to watch, and more importantly nice and painful for those punk-ass opponents to endure.
Co-Op Moves:
- Bicycle kick from Mainstreamer combo into a Snap German Suplex from Klaus
- Snake Eyes into a waiting boot placed on the top turnbuckle
- Fall-Away Slam from Mainstreamer followed up by a Legdrop from Klaus
- Vertical Suplex from Mainstreamer with Missile Dropkick from Klaus combo
- Double DDT
- Chop Block from behind by Mainstreamer combo with Back Spinning Heel Kick from Klaus
- Shit like giving the opponent an Irish Whip into the partner for a kick or bodyslam
- Assisted Standing Moonsault; while facing a downed opponent, Mainstreamer crouches a bit, interlacing his fingers with his hands between his slightly bent knees. Klaus uses the hands as a springboard to execute the Moonsault on the opponent.
Signature Moves:
Knees’d To Meet Ya: Whoever is tagged in climbs through the ropes and takes a knee near the corner. He pulls out a bandanna and uses it to dust off his other, exposed knee opposite the one that he's resting on. While this is happening, the other guy Irish whips the opponent into the far side ring ropes and, once the opponent rebounds off the ropes and returns, executes a Drop Toe Hold in such a way that the opponent’s face comes crashing down on the waiting (and freshly cleaned) knee.
Knee-Wee Herman....I Mean German: Occasionally when Mainstreamer tags in and takes a knee, Klaus will execute a Snap German Suplex instead. Naturally, the back of the opponent’s skull impacts the exposed knee of Mainstreamer in this instance.
Drain Bamage: It’s an especially mean Tombstone Piledriver and Low Dropkick combo, reserved only for the most reviled opponent whom they wish to insult AND injure simultaneously. Mainstreamer picks up the opponent for the Tombstone Piledriver, and Klaus hits a vicious Dropkick to the back of the opponent’s head before Mainstreamer drives it to the mat. Repeated impacts to one's skull in such short order makes people dyslexic.
Wham Bam Fuck You Man: A combination wherein the Waferbomb by Mainstreamer is immediately followed up by the "Teutonic Facebuster" Guillotine Legdrop from Klaus, who comes off an adjacent turnbuckle to the one which Mainstreamer just powerbombed the foe off of. It’s a vicious 1-2 combination type of deal.
McFull O’Frontal: The Co-Op partner is given an Irish Whip in the direction of an opponent, on whom he performs a Full Frontal. Get it? Irish Whip....Raenius....all that? Fuck you, it’s a joke about Irish people goddamn it!
Personalities: They make fun of people. A lot. Spare the gay jokes, y'all. That shit is hella played-out. Step your game up if you expect to hang with this.
Biography: Nobody is really sure what brought these two together, what forces combined in order to make them forge an alliance. It's probably Waldo's fault, somehow.
Proper Pronunciations of Team Name:
-"Klaustreamer"
-"The Caucasian Prime Time Players"
-(more to come)
Guilty Parties: "The Mainstreamer" Martin F. Graber and Klaus vonKnorre
Combined Weight: 478 pounds
Combined Height: 12’ 6”
Appearance/Attire: Frequently naked
Alignment: Face
Hailing From:
Mainstreamer: The Bronx, New York
Klaus: San Diego County, California
Entrance Music: A point of consistent (and persistent) contention between the two, unfortunately
Entrance: Since they can't agree on an entrance theme, just use their solo entrances.
Taunts: They laugh at shit a lot, especially their opponents. Such laughter often also includes pointing at the object of amusement, and chest clutching in a "stop it, you’re killing me" bit of hysterics.
Fighting Style: When tagging in, Mainstreamer and Klaus like to make use of a variety of double-team moves. Not lame shit like trapping the opponent in the corner and doing back elbows or chops to the chest; that shit's hella played out dawg! I'm talking about crap that’s actually entertaining for you bitches to watch, and more importantly nice and painful for those punk-ass opponents to endure.
Co-Op Moves:
- Bicycle kick from Mainstreamer combo into a Snap German Suplex from Klaus
- Snake Eyes into a waiting boot placed on the top turnbuckle
- Fall-Away Slam from Mainstreamer followed up by a Legdrop from Klaus
- Vertical Suplex from Mainstreamer with Missile Dropkick from Klaus combo
- Double DDT
- Chop Block from behind by Mainstreamer combo with Back Spinning Heel Kick from Klaus
- Shit like giving the opponent an Irish Whip into the partner for a kick or bodyslam
- Assisted Standing Moonsault; while facing a downed opponent, Mainstreamer crouches a bit, interlacing his fingers with his hands between his slightly bent knees. Klaus uses the hands as a springboard to execute the Moonsault on the opponent.
Signature Moves:
Knees’d To Meet Ya: Whoever is tagged in climbs through the ropes and takes a knee near the corner. He pulls out a bandanna and uses it to dust off his other, exposed knee opposite the one that he's resting on. While this is happening, the other guy Irish whips the opponent into the far side ring ropes and, once the opponent rebounds off the ropes and returns, executes a Drop Toe Hold in such a way that the opponent’s face comes crashing down on the waiting (and freshly cleaned) knee.
Knee-Wee Herman....I Mean German: Occasionally when Mainstreamer tags in and takes a knee, Klaus will execute a Snap German Suplex instead. Naturally, the back of the opponent’s skull impacts the exposed knee of Mainstreamer in this instance.
Drain Bamage: It’s an especially mean Tombstone Piledriver and Low Dropkick combo, reserved only for the most reviled opponent whom they wish to insult AND injure simultaneously. Mainstreamer picks up the opponent for the Tombstone Piledriver, and Klaus hits a vicious Dropkick to the back of the opponent’s head before Mainstreamer drives it to the mat. Repeated impacts to one's skull in such short order makes people dyslexic.
Wham Bam Fuck You Man: A combination wherein the Waferbomb by Mainstreamer is immediately followed up by the "Teutonic Facebuster" Guillotine Legdrop from Klaus, who comes off an adjacent turnbuckle to the one which Mainstreamer just powerbombed the foe off of. It’s a vicious 1-2 combination type of deal.
McFull O’Frontal: The Co-Op partner is given an Irish Whip in the direction of an opponent, on whom he performs a Full Frontal. Get it? Irish Whip....Raenius....all that? Fuck you, it’s a joke about Irish people goddamn it!
Personalities: They make fun of people. A lot. Spare the gay jokes, y'all. That shit is hella played-out. Step your game up if you expect to hang with this.
Biography: Nobody is really sure what brought these two together, what forces combined in order to make them forge an alliance. It's probably Waldo's fault, somehow.
