The Game! (no, not Triple H!)

[TheAUKid]

Okay, I'm bored so here's a game. It's not the greatest game in the world so if someone can think of something better, go for it! This is the best I could find.

So basically, the first poster (me) says a wrestler. The second poster rates the above wrestler out of 10 and then says a second wrestler and so on, till we get bored...

Or we could expand it to include matches etc...? And maybe non wrestling related things like films? It's up to y'all...

Okay, so wrestler number one is...


The Rock!

[Prolapsed Wrecked 'em]

Rock as a wrestler and that alone... 6
Rock as a performer and THAT alone... 10.

Rock as an overall WWE superstar... 9.5



Kurt Angle

[The Greater Evil]

Angle as a wrestler and that alone... 9.8
Angle as a performer and THAT alone... 9.5

Angle as an overall WWE superstar...9.65

Sting

[Prolapsed Wrecked 'em]

wow, Sting is multi-faceted.


Old Sting as a wrestler: 8.5
Old Sting as a performer: 9

Crow Sting as a wrestler: 9
Crow Sting as a performer: 9

TNA Sting as a wrestler: 7
TNA Sting as a performer: 8


Overall... I'd say he's an 8. TNA has truly hurt the legacy that Sting created in NWA and WcW.



Arn Anderson

['The Cyclone' JK]

as a wrestler, 7
as aperfomer, 8

overall, 8.2


Stone Cold Steve Austin

[Declan Prescott]

These scores make no sense.

*brain implodes*

[TheAUKid]

LOL It's all opinion. People are going to disagree, it's fun! I disagree already.

And wow, a single rating would've done but okay!

For Stone Cold, I would say... as a performer he's an easy 10.

As a wrestler... maybe a 6?

He's good at what he does but from what I've seen, he's very one dimensional. He's a brawler and not much else, right? I don't know if he mixed it up more before WWE.

So overall... I'll give him an 8!

Now, I'm sick of high scores, so...


Bob Holly!

LMAO

[>V<]

Bob gets a generous 2 as a wrestler, entertainer, and human being. Fuck that guy.

Raven

[Prolapsed Wrecked 'em]

Raven gets a 10 for promos.
Raven gets a 7.5 for wrestling.

I'll give him an 8 overall.



Bastion Booger

[TheAUKid]

So Raven is as good as Sting and Stone Cold? LOL

I don't know Booger so someone else can do him.

[Prolapsed Wrecked 'em]

Raven in ECW fucking PWNED. The F and E ruined him. Besides, listen to his promos from ECW and you tell me that he wasn't the best thing on the stick since Jake The Snake Roberts.

so instead of Booger, let's go with him.


JAKE THE SNAKE ROBERTS

[Moss Works Jericho's Schedule]

Jake as a wrestler gets a 9, he had one of the greatest minds when it came to ring psychology

Jake as a human being gets a 2, it is a sad sad sad sad sad sad life



The Big Show

[Prolapsed Wrecked 'em]

agreed, sad life of Jake the Snake. But the dude did invent the DDT. Fuckin popped into his brain one day. Brilliant man.


Big Show as a wrestler... 4 at best
Big Show as a performer... 4 at best.


If Big Show wasn't 7'4 and 500 pounds, he'd be Nathan Jones.




Randy Orton

[TheAUKid]

Really? Big Show's not that bad! He's great at what he does. He's a freaking giant, he's not going 2 be mat wrestling or doing flips.

I know he can be lazy but normally he's pretty good.

I will also say that Show's been a victim of terrible booking during his WWE tenure. Other than Taker, WWE does not know how to book big men, despite Vince's infatuation with 'em.

It's like, Kane and Show would always come back as a big monster! They'd destroy everyone and everything in sight, only for their fury to fizzle out and they'd end up jobbing to people or doing comedy skits. Then one of 'em would get injured or something and they'd come back a year later as a big monster again.

And the DDT did not pop into Jake's brain! He had his opponent in a front facelock and slipped. LOL

Anyway, I'll leave Randy Orton to someone else. I don't feel qualified to rate him since I don't watch WWE but his work as a psycho heel is awesome.

[Moss Works Jericho's Schedule]

Orton has the perfect heel attitude, he's stated that he uses a purposefully boring offense to piss off the fans.

Heelishness, 9
Actual in ring ability, 7


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