Joe would kill me if I gave him less than an 8. I don't really understand the whole Taz Lite gimmick he's faded into, but I guess anything is better than fishooking Scott Steiner's mouth with that weird knife. Scott Steiner is less than garbage. I'd love to see a feud between Joe and Hernandez, although the victory that Super Mex got wasn't as epic as it should have been, considering that Joe's become a lowly stooge for the Mafia. All things considered, I risk death and give Joe a 7.
"Big Super Mex" Hernandez
"A man who is 'sound of mind' is one who keeps the inner madman under lock and key." - Paul Valéry
Post by Alex Kiseragi on Aug 20, 2009 16:06:03 GMT -5
8 at least.
The guys one of the few people who manages to balance being an incredible powerhouse with some truely brilliant high flying. The guys an athlete, pure and simple. This recent push has shown he's pretty good with a mic in his hand too. He's got future World Champion written all over him.
I don't think they've come up, apologies of they have.
The Motor City Machine Guns. Chris Sabin & Alex Shelley
I give them a generous 7, since I actually liked them better back when they were solo. They only get the 7 because I liked their promo on iMPACT! last night, where they sold themselves for personal appearances at $2,000 an hour. Pretty entertaining when they said they'd sit on your couch and watch Metalocalypse while you cook them dinner. I lol'ed.
Post by Prolapsed Wrecked 'em on Aug 22, 2009 17:01:30 GMT -5
Terry Funk's retirement number 486092835 is scheduled for five minutes from right now, and his comeback number 486092836 is scheduled this afternoon. Funk is a legend among legends and should be treated as such.
Golddust (I can never remember if there's supposed to be two D's or not...) gets a 5. At least he's better than Black Reign (I know if Danny read the boards he'd be pissed at me for saying that) and "The American Nightmare" Dustin Runnels. Those horrible red pleather pants, lol.
Molly was even pretty when she was bald, which is no small feat for a broad. Aside from that, I feel she's quite possibly the best woman wrestler of all time. I don't recall ever seeing her botch anything, which is honestly almost unheard of with the bimbos that Vince employs.
She has a website, I guess it's one of those "official fansite deals," but I didn't poke around enough to find out. I'm sure you can get an idea of what she "looks like now" there, although I think she hasn't changed much other than the color of her hair. The site is nora-world.org
Dawn Marie
"A man who is 'sound of mind' is one who keeps the inner madman under lock and key." - Paul Valéry