Yoshihiro Tajiri has already been done, I thought. I don't feel like searching through all 7 pages to find out for sure, though. I guess I'll rate him instead.
He gets an 8 from me, because I thought he was always entertaining no matter what dumbass storyline Vince's bullshit happyland writing staff gave him. In ECW he was a 387 because the Unholy Alliance was the single most entertaining tag team with manager of all time. That's right, I said it.
The Blue Meanie
"A man who is 'sound of mind' is one who keeps the inner madman under lock and key." - Paul Valéry
Post by Prolapsed Wrecked 'em on Aug 18, 2009 14:45:07 GMT -5
Meanie sucked as Goldust's "pet" in WWF. Because that's all they ever gave him.
Meanie in ECW was a classic sidekick of Stevie Richards, who was a classic sidekick of Raven. So, I guess since Raven was a 10, Stevie was an 8, Meanie, therefore, has to be a 6.
2 Cold gets a 5 from me, because I never saw his earlier ECW stuff, just when he came back and Joey Styles put him over like he was the next Jesus. He did alright against RVD one time, but nothing even close to the hype that Glasses' pic base spewed.
Perry Saturn
"A man who is 'sound of mind' is one who keeps the inner madman under lock and key." - Paul Valéry
Post by Prolapsed Wrecked 'em on Aug 19, 2009 15:19:41 GMT -5
ECW Saturn with Kronus was awesome... cuz The Eliminators were possibly the greatest tag team in ECW, outside of The Dudleys. There, of course, he gets himself a solid 9. Can't be a 10... cuz it's Perry Saturn.
Saturn then went to WcW and ended up starting out in Raven's Flock. Great idea, done horribly wrong because at the end of it all, there was Reese... the big retard of the group and Saturn was trying to save the Flock. He did, got the US title belt, whoopie, nobody cared. Then went and fought Jericho and had to wear a dress. Still not entertaining. He won a match to stop wearing the dresses, but kept doing it. MANHOOD FAIL. 3.5 for his WcW run.
Went to the WWF and his greatest moments were with Moppy. If you weren't entertained by "D-VON!!! GET THE MUFFINS!" you've got a sad existance. Even so, he never really got over much so I can only give him about a 5 for his WWE run.
A side note, nobody's heard from Saturn in about four years so people think he's dead.
Edge gets a 9 for his time paired with Christian, a 5 with Lita, and a zero nowadays. He's a longhaired jackass who's not believable as a serious character so he might as well go back to clowning around with his "cousin" or "brother" or whatever the fuck they billed those two as. I believe it was both, somehow.
Saturn is still alive, I believe he's one of the agents nowadays. I'm pretty sure I've seen him come out from the back with ol' Stinko Malenko to "break up a fight" a couple times. I mark out for that every time. Those guys were the poop when they came in, known as....what was it? The Radicalz or something. There was one episode of RAW where they just ran roughshod through the place, punking everyone out. Benoit smashed Lita with a door and stared down Kane, it was pretty hilarious IMHO.
"Ravishing" Rick Rude
"A man who is 'sound of mind' is one who keeps the inner madman under lock and key." - Paul Valéry