Jet Somers: The Essential Collection

[Lord Hastings]

Selected Roleplays

The Horrifying Rescue of Miss Jezebel Saint
- September 15, 2009

My Decision
- October 2, 2009

Somers Inferno - Diritta Via
- December 12, 2009
- Vs Raenius at Horizons

The Point
- March 24, 2010
- Introduction post for UGWC

The Valley of Hinnon
- April 30, 2010
- Vs Kyle Tacker for the Chaos Title at No Holds Barred
- RP Stip: A supporting character that originated in LWF must appear

The Athazagoraphobia
- June 5, 2010
- Vs Phrixus Deimos in an “I Quit" Match at Revolution
- RP Stip: Roleplay must be 10 words or less

The Tragedy
- July 21, 2010
- vs Enigma and Ethan King for the Chaos Title at In Your Hands
- RP Stip: RP must include or reference a Rolled-Up Newspaper, T-Rob's Laptop, Rubber Ducky, Owen Peterson, and a Lifesize Cardboard Cutout of Dirge

The End of the Whole Affair
- September 1, 2010
- For Outlast

The Journey Into the Mind
- December 3, 2010
- Vs Donovan Hastings for the World Title at UGWC Horizons
- RP Stip: RP must show the competitors thought process during the Main Event of the last episode of Synergy.

The Aftermath
- December 13, 2010
- Horizons Followup

The Anxiety Disorder
- February 9, 2011
- Vs Phrixus Deimos in a Cage Match for the World Title at Infinity
- RP Stip: Roleplay must include Moss Edwards and Dexter Vines

The Black
- April 29, 2011
- Vs Gabrielle Montgomery and Phrixus Deimos in Hall of Mirrors at No Holds Barred
- RP Stip: What do you see in the mirror?

N
- September 30, 2011
- For Outlast

The “Accident"
- November 5, 2011

The Consortium
- December 1, 2011
- Vs Gabrielle Montgomery and Tyvola for the World Title at Horizons

The Score
- March 9, 2012

The Piercing Weapons
- April 20, 2012
- w/ Travis Pierce vs Marek Daisuke and Chris Peterson in a Bushfire Match
- RP Stip: A promotional trip to the Sydney Opera House

The Stars of Tomorrow, Pt. 1
- June 14, 2012

The Horizons Carol
- December 8, 2012
- Vs Travis Pierce at Horizons

NEW LOOK SAME GREAT TASTE
- February 15, 2013
- Vs Moss Edwards for the World Title at Infinity

The God
- March 22, 2013
- Vs Zane Scott in a Stretcher Match for the World Title at Massive Melee
- RP Stip: A Day in the Life - What happens outside UGWC?

The Hyperlinks of the Nine Realms
- May 3, 2013
- Vs Eden Morgan in a Valhalla Burial Match for the World Title at No Holds Barred
- RP Stip: Roleplay may only feature characters from Norse mythology

The Chase
- September 6, 2013
- For Outlast

Cry Little Sister
- December 4, 2013
- Vs Jezebel Saint in Hell in a Cell at Horizons
- RP Stip: Roleplay as the opponent

The Killing Joke
- January 18, 2014

The Truth
- February 5, 2014
- w/ Travis Pierce vs Mickey Dragon and Ezekiel Pax at Infinity

The Flamel
- March 14, 2014
- For the Massive Melee

The Epiphany
- May 2, 2014

The Succubus
- May 29, 2014
- Vs Eden Morgan and Mickey Dragon for the PPW Paramount Title at Seven Deadly Sins
- RP Stip: Theme - Lust

Come Clarity
- June 26, 2014
- Vs Donovan Hastings for the World Title at WrestleStock

The Misplaced Show Notes
- August 15, 2014
- For Outlast

Open Notepad
- September 25, 2014
- Vs Donovan Hastings in an “I Quit" Match for the World Title at Sin City
- RP Stip: Roleplay cannot exceed 64 words

The Nomad
- February 26, 2015

The One True Partner
- December 12, 2015
- Vs Matt Meyhu in a Chaos on a Pole Match at Horizons

The Most Wonderful Time of Year
- December 9, 2016
- For #1 Contender Match at Horizons

Sooner or Later
- September 23, 2017
- For Outlast

You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination
- October 26, 2017
- Vs Rogan MacLean for the World Title at Battleground

I gave you all...
- December 8, 2017
- Vs Donovan Hastings for the World Title at Horizons

Can't Stop the Top
- February 3, 2018
- Vs Rogan MacLean as part of the Global Challenge for the World Title at Infinity
- RP Stip: Must incorporate the lyrics or theme of a song by The Megas

Black Honey
- April 21, 2018
- Vs Zane Scott, Lucy Wylde, and Phrixus Deimos in a Chain Match for the World Title at No Holds Barred
- RP Stip: In any conversation, the first word of any new speakers sentence, must be the last one spoken by the previous. The first and last word spoken in all RPs will be 'Guess'

DragonCon
- September 8, 2018
- Vs Alan Wallace for the Cross-Hemisphere Title on Synergy

Confession
- December 8, 2018
- Vs Eden Morgan at Horizons

Pay-Per-View and Title Matches

GIW Distant Whispers 2009: Brown Dragons (Kiseragi/Brown) def. Somers/KvK in a Ladder Match (Tag Titles)

GIW Horizons 2009: Raenius def. Jet Somers in Falls Count Anywhere

GIW Infinity 2010: Dirge def. Jet Somers

GIW Dark Days 2010: The Covenant (Raenius/Fear) def. Somers/Desmona (Tag Titles)

UGWC Synergy (April): Jet Somers wins a Battle Royal (GIW Hardcore Title)

UGWC No Holds Barred 2010: Jet Somers def. Kyle Tacker and Jason Grant in Three Floors of Hell (Chaos)

UGWC Synergy (May): Jet Somers def. Mark Matthews, Eric Gold, and Enigma (Chaos)

UGWC Revolution 2010: Jet Somers def. Phrixus Deimos in an I Quit Match (Chaos)

UGWC Synergy (June): Jet Somers def. Duncan Ryder and Travis Pierce (Chaos)

UGWC In Your Hands 2010: Jet Somers def. Ethan King and Enigma (Chaos)

UGWC Synergy (August): Enigma def. Jet Somers (Chaos)

UGWC Outlast 2010: Kiseragi/Somers/Cockatoo/Daisuke def. Pierce/Medos/Fernandez/Bauer

UGWC Synergy (October): Lord and Peasant (Hastings/Somers) def. Saints (Prescott/Savana) and FSC (Deimos/Fernandez) (Co-Op Titles)

UGWC Synergy (November): TVHS (Blake/Ryder) def. Lord and Peasant (Hastings/Somers) (Co-Op Titles)

UGWC Battleground 2010: Roberts def. Pierce, Somers, Kiseragi, Daisuke, and Medos in Battleground

UGWC Horizons 2010: Jet Somers def. Donovan Hastings in Four Corners of Doom (World Title)

UGWC Infinity 2011: Jet Somers def. Phrixus Deimos in a Cage Match (World Title)

UGWC Day of Reckoning 2011: Travis Pierce def. Jet Somers in Napoleon’s Revenge (World Title)

UGWC No Holds Barred 2011: Jet Somers def. Gabrielle Montgomery and Phrixus Deimos in Hall of Mirrors

UGWC WrestleStock 2011: Somers def. Pax, JK, Fernandez, Peterson, and Psiko in King of the Hill (Cross-Hemisphere Title)

UGWC In Your Hands 2011: Jet Somers def. Gabrielle Montgomery and Travis Pierce (Cross-Hemisphere Title)

UGWC Synergy (August): Prince Rudo def. Jet Somers (Cross-Hemisphere Title)

UGWC Outlast 2011: Somers/Stone/Enigma/Tacker def. JK/Pax/Daisuke/Rudo

UGWC Outlast 2011: Tyvola def. Hastings, Somers, Pierce, and Montgomery (World Title)

UGWC Battleground 2011: Somers and Montgomery def. Rudo, JK, Pierce, Medos, Fernandez, and Ghost in Battleground

UGWC Horizons 2011: Tyvola def. Jet Somers (World Title)

UGWC Infinity 2012: The Piercing Weapons (Somers/Pierce) def. Peterson/Desmona (Co-Op Titles)

UGWC Rising Sun 2012: The Piercing Weapons (Somers/Pierce) def. Peterson/Desmona and RemiTude (Monroe/Brennen) (Co-Op Titles)

UGWC Synergy (April): The Piercing Weapons (Somers/Pierce) def. Pax/Monroe and Stein/Brennen (Co-Op Titles)

UGWC No Holds Barred 2012: The Piercing Weapons (Somers/Pierce) def. Peterson/Daisuke in Bushfire Match (Co-Op Titles)

UGWC WrestleStock 2012: Scott N Stein (Scott/Stein) def. The Piercing Weapons (Somers/Pierce) (Co-Op Titles)

UGWC Outlast 2012: Deimos/Somers/Edwards/Psiko def. Monroe/Boolzian/Rudo/MJ

UGWC Synergy (December): The Piercing Weapons (Somers/Pierce) def. Cape Fear (Deimos/Monroe) and Hastings/Pax (Co-Op Titles)

UGWC Horizons 2013: Travis Pierce def. Jet Somers

UGWC Infinity 2013: Jet Somers def. Moss Edwards and Travis Pierce (World Title)

UGWC Massive Melee 2013: Jet Somers def. Zane Scott in a Stretcher Match (World Title)

UGWC No Holds Barred 2013: Eden Morgan def. Jet Somers in Valhalla Burial (World Title)

UGWC In Your Hands 2013: The Piercing Weapons (Somers/Pierce) def. The Consortium (Ooley/Vines) in Napoleon’s Revenge (Co-Op Titles)

UGWC WrestleStock 2013: Cypress Morgan def. Jet Somers

UGWC Synergy (August): DMW (Cypress/Chaos) def. JK/Wallace, The Piercing Weapons (Somers/Pierce), and Eden/Zane in Prison Break (Co-Op Titles)

UGWC Outlast 2013: Cypress/Chaos/Hanneman/Lucky def. Eden/Somers/Pierce/Risa

UGWC Battleground 2013: The Piercing Weapons (Somers/Pierce) def. DMW (Cypress/Chaos) (Co-Op Titles)

UGWC Horizons 2013: Jezebel Saint def. Jet Somers in Hell in a Cell

UGWC Infinity 2014: The Piercing Weapons (Somers/Pierce) def. The Axiom (Dragon/Pax)

UGWC Massive Melee 2014: Somers participates in the Massive Melee

UGWC No Holds Barred 2014: Moss Edwards def. Dirge and Jet Somers in Triple Victory

UGWC Synergy (May): The Axiom (Dragon/Pax) def. Somers/Eden (Co-Op Titles)

UGWC Seven Deadly Sins 2014: Jet Somers def. Eden Morgan and Mickey Dragon (PPW Paramount)

UGWC WrestleStock 2014: Donovan Hastings def. Jet Somers (World Title)

UGWC Outlast 2014: Somers/Jones/Addams/KvK def. Pax/Orson/Deimos/Fusion

UGWC Outlast 2014: Somers def. Hastings, Wallace, Chaos, Eden, and Pierce (World Title)

UGWC Sin City 2014: Donovan Hastings def. Jet Somers in I Quit Match (World Title)

UGWC Battleground 2014: Remi Monroe def. Eden Morgan and Jet Somers (World Title)

UGWC Horizons 2014: Zane Scott def. Jet Somers

UGWC In Your Hands 2015: Jet Somers def. Killian King (Chaos)

UGWC Synergy (June): Killian King def. Jet Somers (Chaos)

UGWC WrestleStock 2015: Killian King def. Jet Somers in Dirge’s Panties on a Pole (Chaos)

UGWC Synergy (August): Chaos/Somers won a Gauntlet Match (Co-Op Titles)

UGWC Outlast 2015: Chaos/Somers/Deimos/Cypress def. Williams/Mainstreamer/Leo/PKA

UGWC Sin City 2015: Chaos/Somers def. Williams/Halford (Co-Op Titles)

UGWC Battleground 2015: Chaos/Somers def. Mainstreamer/KvK (Co-Op Titles)

UGWC Horizons 2015: Jet Somers def. Matt Meyhu in Chaos on a Pole

UGWC Infinity 2016: Pierce/Deimos def. Chaos/Somers (Co-Op Titles)

UGWC To Be Determined 2016: Cynric def. Jet Somers and A Sandwich

UGWC No Holds Barred 2016: Jet Somers def. Travis Pierce in Blood, Pride, Death

UGWC Massive Melee 2016: Travis Roberts def. Dirge and Jet Somers (World Title)

UGWC WrestleStock 2016: Sex and Violence (Wallace/King) def. Hastings/Dredd, Roberts/Somers, and Chaos/Ingalls in Prison Break (Co-Op Titles)

UGWC In Your Hands 2016: Moss Edwards def. Jet Somers

UGWC Outlast 2016: Wylde/Wylde/Demarco/Redemption def. Pierce/Deimos/Chaos/Somers

UGWC Outlast 2016: Roberts def. Somers, Wylde, Eden, Wallace, Ichabod, and Orson (World Title)

UGWC Battleground 2016: UGWC Battleground 2016: Wallace def. Alexander, Rydell, Hastings, Somers, and Pierce in Battleground

UGWC Horizons X: Holden Orson def. Jet Somers and Travis Pierce

UGWC Infinity 2017: Jet Somers def. Joe Cool

UGWC Rise or Fall 2017: Lucy Wylde def. Jet Somers (Cross-Hemisphere Title)

UGWC Seven Deadly Sins 2017: Gabriel Baal def. Lucy Wylde, Jet Somers, and Zane Scott in Agent of Avarice (Cross-Hemisphere Title)

UGWC Massive Melee 2017: Eden Morgan def. Jet Somers (World Title)

UGWC WrestleStock 2017: Joe Cool def. Jet Somers

UGWC In Your Hands 2017: Somers/MacLean def. Status Quo (Ingalls/Pac) (Co-Op Titles)

UGWC Synergy (September): Somers/MacLean def. Hastings/Scott (Co-Op Titles)

UGWC Outlast 2017: Wylde/Baal/JC/Lockheart def. Lacklan/Kenzi/Somers/Ingalls

UGWC Outlast 2017: MacLean def. Baal, Somers, Eden, Killian, Wylde, and Scott (World Title)

UGWC Synergy (October): Pain and Paradox (Hastings/Scott) def. Somers/MacLean (Co-Op Titles)

UGWC Battleground 2017: Jet Somers def. Rogan MacLean (World Title)

UGWC Horizons XI: Donovan Hastings def. Jet Somers (World Title)

UGWC Infinity 2018: Jet Somers def. Rogan MacLean

UGWC Infinity 2018: Zane Scott def. Jet Somers

UGWC Lord of Trios 2018: The Court (Somers/Morgan/Baal) def. Reign in Blood (MacLean/Wylde/Tweeder)

UGWC Lord of Trios 2018: The Court (Somers/Morgan/Baal) def. #CoolKids (Cotton/Crowthorne/Vaughn)

UGWC No Holds Barred 2018: Lucy Wylde def. Jet Somers, Phrixus Deimos, and Zane Scott in a Chain Match (World Title)

UGWC Massive Melee 2018: The Court (Somers/Morgan) def. #CoolKids (Cotton/Vaughn) (Co-Op Titles)

UGWC WrestleStock 2018: Zane Scott def. Jet Somers

UGWC Synergy (Aug): Team Kick-Ass (Grey/Lacklan) def. The Court (Somers/Morgan) (Co-Op Titles)

UGWC Day of Reckoning 2018: Jet Somers def. Gabriel Baal

UGWC Synergy (Sept): Alan Wallace def. Jet Somers (Cross-Hemisphere Title)

UGWC Outlast 2018: Baal/Morgan/Cazador/Rogan def. Necron/Somers/Bordy/Deimos

UGWC Battleground 2018: Maggie Lockheart def. Jet Somers in Falls Count Anywhere (Cross-Hemisphere Title)

UGWC Horizons 2018: Jet Somers def. Eden Morgan